Episode 74: Trim Hair Salon

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's So hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review.

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Hello,

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Well, hi there and hello listeners.

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Welcome once again to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

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ChelseyBD, how is ya?

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I'm good.

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'I got A' robo vacuum on the loose.

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'I did send it home, but it's not seeming to find its home, so hopefully, hopefully it'll

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Other than the loose vacuum.

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I'm good.

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Ready to record.

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Excited to be here with you.

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'I.

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Got A'.

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Very sweet message from your husband, David.

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Did he tell you he was gonna call me?

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He called me to thank me for making him our Royal Highness.

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He left me A' very sweet voice now.

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Oh, that's so nice.

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He didn't tell me that he was very touched.

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A'.

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Well, I'm very touched that he is such A' supportive fan of the show, and

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Well, that's very sweet.

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It's funny.

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ChelseyBD and 'I have, we talked about this last week, but we have the same background

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'I know, she

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like Peter Pan.

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Yeah.

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Update the robot Vacuum did find its way home.

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Oh, that was quick.

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Yes.

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So how are you, Trey?

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How's your week been?

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Oh, thank you for asking.

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My week is great as 'I shared 'I now have the iPhone 14, which is A'.

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Really exciting.

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Oh my God, I'm jealous.

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and that's funny, uh, because I've been editing our episode where you talk about

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But

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you feel superior?

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no 'I, just like, feel free.

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Okay.

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That's fair.

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'I.

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Don't feel free.

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I'm still, I'm still, uh, in purgatory with my 11.

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you haven't checked with Verizon to see if you have A' thousand dollars

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'I.

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Just 'I, You know what, 'I didn't have time this week, and so it's just,

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That's what happens.

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So

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Well, why don't we move forward

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and go into some fetch territory?

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How do you feel about

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Lodge, A', Complaint.

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time?

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I'd love to Lodge A Complaint.

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Thanks for asking Today, 'I wanna talk about, you know, when you click on an

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Yes.

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you have to click through all of them and then like maybe you like.

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Got to that article cuz you were searching for like best spatula on Amazon or something.

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And like one of the items in the slideshow is the spatula.

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But now 'I have to click back like A' hundred times to get back to my original search

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'I can't stand that.

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Yes,

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'I just wish that like 'I could somehow go through A' slideshow and

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Like why do 'I need to click back 10 million?

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'I hear that.

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That

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is so frustrating.

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Just wanted A' spatula.

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'I wish that you could just make the slide show A' Gallery view and you could just see

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them all, or that the webpage would just not count each slide as A' new page.

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That's so frustrating.

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It is annoying.

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'I.

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'I.

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Don't think I've ever come across this problem in websites that I've designed, but also

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Impression,

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Listeners, if ChelseyBD has designed your website, call

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right.

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Have 'I created problems for you and your visitor?

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Maybe 'I did and 'I didn't even know.

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So that's my Complaint.

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Yes.

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'I was looking for A' Spatula.

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'I came across this listicle 'I thought, Take A' Gander.

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And then before 'I knew it, it just, it really put A' damper on the entire search.

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Did you get A' spatula?

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'I did.

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Was it the Spatty Daddy?

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'I didn't get the Spatty Daddy though.

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There's also Spatty.

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Mommy.

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Do you know that 'I?

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Think 'I.

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Think there's A'.

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Spatty.

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Mommy, A' Spatty.

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Daddy 'I.

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Don't know if there's A'.

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Grandpa

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Maybe We have the Spatty baby, cuz we have the teeny tiny

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But 'I think that that was the whole

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thing with the Spatty daddy was that like it's so that you can get the last bit of the

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it's amazing

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Yeah.

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'I have A'.

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'I actually don't own A'.

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Spatty Daddy, maybe 'I should get one.

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Anyway, that's my Complaint.

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Short and sweet.

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What is your Complaint this week?

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'I.

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Hear you now.

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My Complaint is also short and sweet.

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This is like A' personal thing that sort of like bothers me, but.

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A'.

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Have you ever had A' friend who whenever they refer to their parents, they always

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Instead of saying,

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My

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mom said this, or my dad said this,

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Yes.

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That's funny.

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it makes me irrationally emotional only because that's not my parent.

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Why are you referring to them as mom?

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' Oh, mom hurt her back and now she's

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Oh, you know, Dad turns 72.

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Do you think that's like A' cultural?

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Like A' or like if you're from the south, like do you think that's more common?

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'I don't, 'I actually have two examples in my life, and

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and both have different, different religious backgrounds.

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So 'I don't think it has anything to do with culture necessarily.

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'I don't E and 'I can't even pinpoint what 'I think it is or what it means.

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It's just frustrating to me because.

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You're just mi What is that?

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What is my, Is that A'?

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What do

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you call?

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What is my, Is that,

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Verify.

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'I Don't know.

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Is that A'?

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Clarifier?

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' Like you're just missing A' two letter word.

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So why aren't you saying my mom?

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Like, it doesn't even take more times.

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It's like the same syllables as saying, Mama.

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You could just say, My mom.

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Yeah, 'I think it's probably the same people that are

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They're just like very personal, like their experience is your experience.

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S, but it is 'I.

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Get it?

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That's annoying.

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'I get personally annoyed when my sister will go like, you know, and then 'I was talking

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I'm like your mom?

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Oh, that's weird.

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that's our mom.

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You don't get to just like claim her for yourself.

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Maybe it's because she's like, Used to complaining to A' friend or something.

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So she like doesn't change it when she's talking to me, but she'll constantly be

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'I mean, not always, but like every once in A' while she does it and I'm like,

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that's

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I'm here.

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I'm on the line

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Well, this is A' weird, but my sister and 'I, whenever we refer

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Some, sometimes we go, Mommy and daddy.

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Depends

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like full on adults.

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Like my sister has two children, but like 'I would never refer to them and with those words

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In

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or names and to anyone

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else, only with each other.

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That's fair.

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'I think that that's probably

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Mandy was like my mommy, then 'I would be like, Excuse me.

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'I know.

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It's weird.

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It's very

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Anyway, if you're ever speaking to me about your parents, please add the word my

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Oh, how do

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you feel, how do you feel like if David said Mom did this or dad did

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That's A'.

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Good question.

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Well, 'I think he actually, this is very cultural, but 'I think he says 'I think.

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He's like,

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Ma.

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Which is

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but will you say like, will you say like, Ma did this and PA did this, or whatever?

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Think he does say, My

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'I don't think he's ever referred to my mother-in-law as mom.

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call your mother-in-law Mom when you're like with her?

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No 'I, say Joanne.

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No.

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'I.

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'I.

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I.

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Call them by their names.

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But wait.

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Very interesting because 'I at Rash, A', Shauna, we were at A' friend's house and

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it's definitely A'

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like

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' I totally picked up on.

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'I feel like it's like an old school like respect thing.

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In my mind I'm thinking more with like no 'I think it goes both ways.

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'I was thinking more like heteronormative couples like the guy referring to the wife's parents

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Cause 'I think that the heteronormative couple, couple 'I don't know why

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It doesn't need to be.

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But the point is 'I do think that there's like A' historical.

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Respect element to calling in-laws mom or dad.

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Like it makes it seem like I'm really taking you on as my mother and father, as opposed to like,

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Oh, the in-laws,

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But 'I do refer to my in-laws as grandma and grandpa to our dogs,

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right?

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Yes.

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And 'I.

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Think maybe that's where it starts, cuz once you have kids, It gets A'.

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Little more confused.

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Okay.

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This was A' very deep dive into mom and dad and my mom and my dad and mom and pa and all the things

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does remind me of like episode five of this podcast when 'I lodged A'

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' bothersome to me.

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Interesting.

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Okay.

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Yes, this is, But you know what's funny is that I've gotten more annoyed by

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Like I've gotten more annoyed by the like long terrain of like, Hey, how's it going?

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Like, you know, and the reason why 'I get annoyed is because you can't unread it.

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So sometimes 'I just like to know what the text message wa like, at

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And now it's like you're forcing me to un.

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You know what I'm

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Mm-hmm.

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.Yeah.

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So now that we've

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That feels good.

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Yeah.

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Let's jump into some reviews.

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You want to,

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'I do.

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'I do.

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All right.

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Let's do this.

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Okay, get ready everybody, because somebody got A' bad haircut.

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That's all I'm gonna say for that little tease.

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Uhoh?

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are going to trim hair salon today vis A' VI Yelp.

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Trim is A' hair salon in.

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Well, it's interesting because their website is venice trim.com,

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So trim already right off the bat, doesn't seem to know where they fall.

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Kim L however, has opinions.

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So this is Kim L's.

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One star review of trim.

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Here we go.

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Trim offers laughably bad service, top to bottom.

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It's receptionist in particular, can't seem to keep an appointment straight.

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My husband made an appointment for A' haircut, but when he dutifully arrived at

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Later that evening, the owner of the salon called and left him A' message confirming

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She even offered to make good by giving him A' free haircut.

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Herself

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Oh,

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pleased with the owner's kind gesture.

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He called again to make an appointment.

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'I.

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Don't know.

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When he arrived, he was told the owner was unavailable and that A' more

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'I know.

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was unfamiliar with curly hair and sliced A'.

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Huge chunk off the side of his head, leaving A' massive hairless hole

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To add another insult to this follicular manslaughter, when he informed the reception desk

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Playing the owner's voicemail to the receptionist was not evidence enough to convince her he paid

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Even though trim mis groomed him like A' feral cat, you'll never fool us again.

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Trim.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh

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What do we think of Kim out 'I mean?

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This is one of those rare examples where we do have somebody writing on behalf of someone else,

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But 'I still loved the review, so 'I brought it.

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'I.

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Feel like Kim l was the winner of her spelling bee in elementary school.

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A'.

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Hundred percent.

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Yes.

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Agree.

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'I.

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'I was wondering, 'I was like, Should we start this conversation

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I?

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Think Kim l might be A' lawyer maybe.

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'I actually think this might be A'.

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Little harsh 'I think that

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Kim L did not live up to their potential

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and

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Oh.

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hold A' high status job, and so

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therefore they're constantly showing.

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The education that they once had because they

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That's all they have to show.

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Yeah.

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That's what, That's how it occurs to me.

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There's no reason

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that cuts deep.

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Try

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recompense inside of A' Yelp.

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Review for A' hair salon, that has named itself trim.

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'I.

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Think it was sort of funny.

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'I.

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'I.

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Like the humor.

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I like the winky humor.

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manslaughter.

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exactly.

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Follicular manslaughter.

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Like there was A', Lot of wittiness in this review that 'I liked.

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I'm gonna leave space for Kim l to be A' real professional, who just like

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So 'I 'I wanna leave space for that?

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:51

Uh, for Kim.

Trey Gerrald: 00:15:53

Honestly, 'I am pleased by the tone of this one star because

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:05

and they're still using levity and comedy and you know, A' Thesaurus.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:09

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:10

, Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:12

though, right off the top here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:14

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:15

Kim is saying that they're disappointing from top to bottom.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:19

What do you think

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:19

the top and the bottom are of A' Hair salon?

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:22

'I think the top is the hairstylist and the bottom is reception.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:26

Oh, see, 'I was thinking the bottom is like the clearance rack

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:38

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:39

Maybe, yeah, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:40

Just think that the point, you know, that we're making here is that like

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:47

'I really liked that Kim L again used my favorite in A' one star, which is

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:57

Like he went and he made an appointment, then they said he didn't have an appointment.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:00

And that's annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:01

Like that's an annoying thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:03

Like you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:04

Are presumably A' professional.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:06

You don't even have time to write this review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:07

You're such A' professional, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:09

And you make this appointment to fit it into your schedule, and then you show

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:15

That's like upsetting enough.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:17

And then they gave the owner credit by calling and 'I gave the owner credit along

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:25

Like, that's annoying that that happened, but like the owner's gonna make it right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:30

And.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:31

'I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:31

That's what was confusing 'I guess to me in the review is that like the owner's there, why is

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:41

Yeah, they're just preoccupied with something 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:43

I'm also curious

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:45

Oh, when he arrived to you told the owner was unavailable.

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:47

Like do you just mean, does you think that just means that the owner wasn't there?

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:50

Because 'I assume if the owner was there and he's like playing the voicemail from the owner, that

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:59

right, or they would honor the appointment that was made.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:02

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:02

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:02

With

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:03

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:03

I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:03

Wonder what unavailable means.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:04

That's A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:05

Good question.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:05

It also occurs to me that this receptionist is maybe the owner's nephew or like niece.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:11

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:12

Like related

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:13

Well, just because they keep messing up appointments.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:15

So much so that the owner is calling on behalf of the air from reception.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:20

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:20

But they're still working there, like they haven't been

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:22

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:22

That seems like A' termination to.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:24

You're

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:25

offering A' free complimentary service to make up for the error.

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:28

Like 'I Doubt that Kim's husband is the first person that this happened to, or the

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:36

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:36

Just think that that's really where like the big fail comes for me is when they're like the husband

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:48

Like what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:49

Even if it's A' matter of like that particular, like the owner.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:53

Is obviously able to comp A' haircut cuz it's like their location as opposed to

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:06

So it's like that person is, is gonna be paying the price for something

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:13

But the, at the end of the day, it's like, well then it's the owner's responsibility

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:20

Junior, Silas, what they're owed for this haircut.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:23

Like it's just, it's crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:24

It's ridiculous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:26

Not that it matters, but like there were other reviews that also mentioned issues with reception.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:32

So like 'I don't feel like Kim Al is being A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:35

Karen here, 'I, think that like this is clearly A' problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:39

it does occur to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:40

I'm getting A' story here that perhaps Kim L's husband is sort of like go with the flow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:47

Doesn't wanna like ruffle feathers as Kim says.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:50

They're not an animal and 'I think Kim is A' little like.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:54

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:54

Like they

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:55

wronged you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:56

You have to, Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:57

You can't pay them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:59

They cut as, When was this review written?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:02

This review is written in 2018.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:04

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:05

Just because as A', gay man,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:07

the phrase hairless hole, uh, lands in A' whole different way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:12

So when you read that out

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:13

' loud, I, mouth, my mo, my jaw dropped.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:20

Speaking of

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:21

' heteronormative,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:23

' Chelsey Donn: I did not even think about that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:25

O M G.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:27

Hilarious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:28

Wait, it is 'I do know because 'I have straight hair, but David has curly hair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:33

And 'I do

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:34

' know that there is A' distinction and

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:38

But if you, even if you are A' junior stylist,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:41

didn't you go to school to learn about curls?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:44

Like how do you cut A' chunk?

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:46

That's A' problem.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:47

But the term junior stylist is an interesting one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:52

Like

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:52

What

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:53

does that mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:54

Like, is it actually, is it A' Junior stylist in that it's like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:02

Beauty school like doesn't even have the full stylist moniker is, has to have the junior

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:17

Oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:18

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:18

It makes me think of Frenchie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

I'm totally thinking Frenchie, but Frenchie at least had the dignity to drop out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:26

'I also think French.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:27

She like would've been great if she would've finished just as A' side.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:31

Really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:32

'I do 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:33

Think Frenchie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:34

You know, she just like hit A' rough patch and she let that rough patch stop her.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:40

She dye her hair pink.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:43

Everybody's gonna dye their hair pink at one point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:46

that does feel to me like science, Like you have to get the right

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:50

get it right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:51

You gotta learn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:51

She's still in school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:52

She wasn't claiming to be A' stylist.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:55

To trim.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:56

'I was gonna ask about that, like the difference between curly haircuts and regular haircuts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:02

'I wonder how.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:04

It doesn't seem like her husband was particularly nervous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:08

Like 'I wonder if David gets nervous when he's going to get A' haircut and he has curly hair.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:14

Like oof 'I Hope.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

They're really not gonna mess it up cuz there's only certain people that can do this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:19

It seems like husband like was going with A' flow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:21

'I mean, What was he supposed to do at that point?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

'I guess.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:23

He had already taken like two days of his time to show off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:26

He was like, All right, I'll get this stupid haircut.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:28

exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:29

'I also thought it was funny how Kim says that the husband dutifully arrived.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:34

Yes, there's A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:36

Lot of great, you know, language in here that 'I 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:39

My favorite was the, the follicular manslaughter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:43

Nice, nice use of pun there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:46

That sounds like A' punk band to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:48

Follicular manslaughter playing at the

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:50

Do you think they're all, 'I Would think if if follicular manslaughter

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:54

They'd be bald.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:55

band, they'd all be bald?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:56

Yes, absolutely.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:57

And they would shave audience

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:58

' members' heads like, Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:00

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:00

You wanna go to like the Viper room and see molecular manslaughter later?

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:05

'I think that's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:06

'I think

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:06

that

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:07

' Chelsey Donn: I think that's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:09

'I mean.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:09

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:09

So honestly, this review here, to me, 'I think.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:12

There is value here because

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:14

there's clearly an error.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:16

Well, there's multiple errors here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:18

First, the receptionist like didn't actually have on the books and sent them away.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:24

Then it seems that they actually did have it on the books.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:26

They just had an error, and so then you get called by the company

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:29

owner, and then the owner offers you A' complimentary, but then they're unavailable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:34

Then the reception person has A' problem once again, so then you

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:37

go to someone, then they.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

Won't take the cop, even though you're playing the voicemail.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:43

So then you have to pay and you've had A', bad haircut,

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:47

and you have to tip like that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:50

It's just so many strikes and it's reception like it's the

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:54

gatekeeper.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:55

You can't get through the door without dealing with reception.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:58

It reminds me, did you ever watch that show with like Tabitha?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:01

Tabitha, Salon

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:03

Yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:04

Did you watch that show?

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:06

It reminds me of that, like if Tabitha was there, like she would be like, You're the

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:13

If you mess up the entire ship's going down, we have to shut down the

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

You know, like 'I can just.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

See that ha 'I like 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:24

Think we should call Tabitha and be like, Tabitha, you need to go to

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:29

Because 'I do think that trim has potential.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:33

Like they don't have, you know, zero stars like they could get there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:37

They, they seem like they're just 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:39

One hair shy of A', tope, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:41

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:44

does come across as truthful to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:46

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:46

There's so much information here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:48

and 'I even said it earlier.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:50

It doesn't seem, This doesn't seem fluky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:52

It kind of seems like it's probably typical that this receptionist just keeps losing

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:58

'I just can't believe you would send someone away like, 'I don't understand.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:01

That seems so odd to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:03

Also, you brought it up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:05

Why is the owner unavailable?

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:07

What does unavailable

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:09

actually

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:09

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:10

Does unavailable mean they're in the back or does Una available mean

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:14

Either way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:15

Like even if that was the case and the person came in and they were like, This is the

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:23

It's like, well, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:24

I'm curious cause like you'd think at that point the receptionist would handle it no matter what.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:28

Like I've.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:29

Been an assistant.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:30

So like even if my, if something like this had happened with like my boss that my boss like

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

'I would still as like their assistant stand up for them and like take the bullet

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:46

There's been like an, you know, emergency and she's not here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

But like

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:50

Some

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:50

we're gonna send you on to Stephanie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:51

And she's wonderful,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:53

you know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:54

Make it happen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:55

So 'I do definitely believe Kim 'I think that there's A' problem here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

Think 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:01

Could crown Kim 'I feel like we've considered it all?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:04

Is there any 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:04

Mean spelling, grammar obviously great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:06

We even use semicolons, which 'I don't even know how to use properly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:10

'I do believe there's like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:11

Definitely A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:13

level A' spelling Champ and like A' A' commitment to writing A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:18

Good review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:18

It's not like one huge chunky long review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:22

We're, we're dividing into paragraphs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:24

Looks very, very pretty.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:26

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:27

Think 'I can Crown Kimmel

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:28

dutifully.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:29

let's dutifully Crown Kim l.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:32

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:36

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously

VOICEOVER: 00:26:45

The Queens are.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:54

Four and A' Half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:55

Four and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:56

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:57

A' Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:57

You go first.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:58

Why four?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:59

And A' half crowns for Kim.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:01

'I really like this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:02

Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:02

'I appreciate the levity.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:04

Even though someone literally got A', chunk of curly hair cut out revealing

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:12

'I took half of A' crown away.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:15

Only because 'I think it does get A' little dicey when you're reviewing on behalf of someone else.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:20

But 'I really get from Kim's review that they sort of are like pushing

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:28

And 'I think that this is yet another extension of that A', and it makes me have

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:41

You know, 'I took the half crown off because 'I wanted the first

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:48

'I think Kim really buried the lead with that

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:51

great joke.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

I think that that would've helped me get the tone earlier on because you know, reading like

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:04

So 'I could have passed on by because 'I didn't wanna like get sucked

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:07

into the drama.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:08

But 'I Hope Kim is doing really well and 'I hope that they still have their

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:14

So that's why 'I said four and A' half.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:16

Really solid review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:17

ChelseyBD, why did you say four and A'?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:19

'I said four and A' half for A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:20

Similar reason 'I can't give A' five crown to somebody that is not like the

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:28

So that was the only reason why 'I took the Half Crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

Other than that, 'I really believe that Kim L is an A' plus student.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:35

'I think that if Kim L were listening, she might be A' little upset that

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:40

So 'I just wanna clarify.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:42

Kim A', you did get an A' Plus in my opinion, on the review itself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:47

It was really well written.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:48

'I believed you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:49

All your points were very clear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:51

You, you said everything in A' way that was both humorous but not shady.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:56

You did the compliment sandwich.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:58

You, you ticked A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:59

All of the boxes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:00

'I just simply had to take off the half crown because 'I wanted to hear from hubby.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:05

Also, in regards to what you said about this feeling very truthful and maybe keeping you from

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:19

'I just wanna say 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:20

Think this is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:21

Really good example for this owner to have stepped in and written A' reply to this review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

Think this is A' Law, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:28

This is A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:28

Really easy for the owner of Trim.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:31

If you're listening to this review, get on there and like apologize and say, I'm so sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:37

You know, 'I had A' family emergency come up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:39

You're right, This is completely unacceptable that twice you came.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:42

And blah, blah blah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:43

'I do wanna give you that free haircut And 'I do wanna make it right and show you that we're A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:47

Great Salon, please come back.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:49

You know 'I promise I'll be there, whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:52

And hopefully we'll give you great service and you can amend your review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:55

Even if that was written there, based on the fact that Kim l did leave space in her review

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:03

Think it could have been very impactful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:05

But unfortunately because we don't have that 'I am left with A' sour taste in my mouth

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:18

So 'I think Kim L did an excellent job, certainly worth four, and A' half crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:22

Yeah, 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:23

'I definitely had the same feeling about the reply.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:26

I'm surprised that this was four years ago, five years ago, and there's been no

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:31

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:31

'I mean easy, easy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:33

Lo of A' reply.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:34

We already are kind of seeing the owner in A', higher light 'I think we could

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:42

'I still have high regard for the owner, honestly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:44

But 'I feel like that's why 'I think that the receptionist is

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:49

they're pulling A' favor for their friend.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:51

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:51

Something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:52

right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:53

Something's gotta be A',

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:54

Well, that's fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:55

Good job.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:56

ChelseyBD.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:56

That was A' fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:57

Number of you trim.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:59

Yeah, trim.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:00

Feel free to defend yourself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

Call in, Say you fired the receptionist.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:05

Let us know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:05

Not writing you off is A' Small business, but definitely some issues to workout.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:09

Tabitha, Tabitha, Tabitha, are you listening?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:13

that's right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:14

' A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:15

I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:16

Write my Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:17

We did it.

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We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

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Trey, who are you?

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Inducting.

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My Royal line.

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Well ChelseyBD today, 'I am actually very excited.

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'I am going to induct the Internet's cat.

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What

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Oh, I'm so glad you said what?

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So 'I don't know if, um,

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you know this or if any of our listeners know,

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but there is A' website called Pearl.

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P U R R L 'I dot com.

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Do you

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hear

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like A' tiger.

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So perley.com is A' website.

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What?

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Oh my God.

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'I can't!.

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'I didn't know it.

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Meow.

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So, okay, so basically there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

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There's six different modifiers where you can create A', puring, kitty cat.

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You can make it steady, you can make it lively.

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You can lengthen or shorten the in and out pers you can make them really far away.

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A' really close.

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Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

Oh, it's such A' distant kitty cat.

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Dying to know how and why you found this site.

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I'm obsessed with Perley.

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Oh, it's A' me.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna stop it cuz it's A' little distracting.

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So, Okay.

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I'm

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obsessed with

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like A' chicken.

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Okay.

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It did.

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It did sound like A'.

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It sounded like A' Little Rooster

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Camp.

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' Chelsey Donn: I.

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I'm obsessed with Perley.

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'I.

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Don't know why it was created.

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'I.

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Don't know what the intention is, but 'I found an article saying this website, there

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Okay.

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They were like really rowdy.

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They, they like hadn't learned to meow yet, but they were like, they wouldn't sleep regular hours.

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They were really like destructive and they put.

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This on like A' little um, fob or whatever.

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And she left the room and she came back and all of the kittens were asleep.

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Snuggling up

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to the little monitor fob thing that was playing the pers right.

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And then there was this other quote from A' student in college saying that like they would

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And 'I just think it's hilarious that like someone created this AI.

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Purring kitty cat for like whatever reasons that someone would need that or

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want that or could benefit from that and that people are actually like

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'I think it's hilarious.

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I'm all for white noise, Brown noise, green

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noise, any of this sort

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Green noise.

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Yeah, 'I just saw that video on YouTube the other day and

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I'm not necessarily A' cat person.

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'I don't have anything against them, but 'I love this.

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It is comforting to me.

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Those meows did sound like A' Rooster, but um, you know, 'I love it.

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So for that reason, 'I wanted to induct purley p u r r l 'I dot com so that all

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If you want A' creative comforting companion, then go.

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The internet has A' cat.

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You can meet Pearly today for that reason.

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Pearl, you are My.

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Royal Highness for.

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Wow, 'I.

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Just love that.

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This episode was about hairless holes and purring kiddies.

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Pusses

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'I.

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Didn't wanna say it, but you did.

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Uh,

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man.

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All right.

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well we did A' Queen.

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That is another round on the Are You A' Hairless Hole.

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Rq Ferris

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Wheel of Meowing Pussy Popping Princesses.

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Can't say it.

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Ignore.

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'I was gonna say Pussy Pop and Queen, but 'I can't ignore the haters.

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nonspecific pussy popping Queens.

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Bye

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Bye.

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Don't know why that's so uncom.

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'I like very much wanna get Tabitha to be on our show.

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We have to figure out who reps are like that would like be A' major victory just for me personally.

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'I love her.

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'I.

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Mean 'I.

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Feel like she was reviewing reviews long

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She was like, Yeah, she's A'.

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Review Queen.

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She's A' Queen.

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Tabitha, if you're listening, Tabitha, can you hear me?

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'I actually watched Sheer Genius, which was the

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reality show she won.

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Yeah.

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me too.

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Okay, great.

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Well, we're gonna work on that.

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Did she

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' actually win I.

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Feel like maybe she didn't win, but she was like the fan favorite

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Well, she just had, has such A' great personality in that like she was rocking

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Yeah,

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Tabitha Henry Tabitha coffee,

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We'll

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talk about her on the after show.

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All right, more on that later.

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Bye.

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'I was gonna say Pussy popping Queen, but 'I can't!.