Episode 65: Golden Girls Kitchen

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help

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which ones I hate it.

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Baby, it's time to Review That.

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Review!.

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Hello

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi, welcome to Review That Review.

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And that's Trey Gerrald.

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Click, click check Chelsey goose.

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Yes.

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your week going?

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My week is going, you know, well, it's, it's officially like end of

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You know, I'm not going back to school or anything like that, but it's like

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Do you have that like same feeling?

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I just love the summer so much that I think when it, when I feel it ending like labor day

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I do.

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It is funny because even though I'm not in a school situation any longer, I do feel a

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And when summer is ending, I do have that sense of longing, even though I would say that

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I do have that sense of like, oh, like a sense of fun chapter is closing or something.

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Yeah.

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In this conversation though, it's funny because we went on a walk and we took

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And it had a bunch of like Stony rocks and stuff.

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And we were the only people there.

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And so we were walking them and it's been really touching to see hunter coming out

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You know, this is the dog that we rescued who had been very clearly abused and he was.

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Like a monster on the rocks.

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He was like, so brave.

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Wow.

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Oh,

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this whole other side of this little dog and it really is just very wonderful

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And I loved that little dog so much and just seeing him be so brave and leading

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so nice.

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I'm happy for a little hunt.

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I

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know, uh, yeah.

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so good to hear it.

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I mean, speaking of nurturing and all that, you know, sometimes you get an Instagram

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And I feel like it's too soon to say really?

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Cuz I haven't.

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Like gone down the whole thing, but you know, I've been trying, it's like, summer's ending,

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And I wanna like have a more mindful attitude around food and be like more

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And I got an ad on Instagram for this app called intent.

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Have you heard of this app?

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no, but I'm probably gonna get ads now.

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Intent intent.

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So intent.

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I already like used it once and I'm like obsessed.

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I'm doing a free trial right now.

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So I'll like report back and see how it works for me.

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But basically you answer all these questions that are like very easy and like, like pictures.

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It just, they make it very simple.

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It doesn't feel like a daunting like school process.

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Like it's just a little like quiz and you answer questions about like, what kind of food do you.

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To eat.

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Do you have any food that you don't like to eat?

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How, how experienced of a cook are you?

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Are you like a very beginner chef?

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Are you more experienced?

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Like how much time do you have what's Mo what's like most important to you basically when.

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You're feeding yourself with intention.

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Right?

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And so you answer all these questions and then questions about like your cuisine,

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And what is your goal?

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Do you wanna lose weight?

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Do you like, are you just trying to be a little healthier, whatever your goal is,

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And don't for me, like.

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Diet's a little bit of a triggering word.

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So like the recipes don't feel diety, but I can see how there's like

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And then they give you a shopping list.

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At the end of it.

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And they're like, so what's your shopping day gonna be?

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So like, if my shopping day is today, then they're like, all right, we're not

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We're gonna give you the shopping list.

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You said you were gonna shop on Monday.

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So like here's all the ingredients that you need to buy for the meals for the week.

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And then every single day it's recipes in.

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You can like, for me, I Donn I'm just like cooking for myself most of the time.

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So I don't mind leftovers.

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So you can say like, I'm good with leftovers.

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And then maybe they only give you like two variations of recipes to cook that week.

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And you like, can repeat eating them for dinner or whatever it is.

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But Ugh, I'm loving this so far.

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I haven't, you know, put it into practice, but as an app and the psychology of the

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High hopes about this.

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And I was thinking specifically of you, Trey, when I was going through the process, because

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And I think.

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That, and I'm not getting paid for this at all, but I think that maybe this could be a good app

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And it seems to give you recipes at your level.

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So you could say, you know, I'm a beginner,

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I love that

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little tip.

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I've already looked it up on my phone.

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So there we

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Oh my God.

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Yay.

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Well,

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That was almost Royal Hennessy.

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Uh, you're right.

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But you know what?

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But we don't know

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make it a Royal Highness yet because I still haven't tested it.

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I just really like whoever did the UX, like the user experience for the

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Well, that's fun and it does feel like a new chapter.

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So it's a great time to do that.

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I think I'm gonna like do that instead of my Complaint this week is

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All right.

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Fair.

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You can

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But I don't wanna influence you.

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I want, if you would like to complain, I would love to hear anything you have to complain about.

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Always.

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I mean,

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I do think I would like to

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Lodge Complaint.

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today, I really need to Lodge a Complaint against any device

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God, like a luggage or something.

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Luggage is very guilty.

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This, um, desk that I use has four spiny wheels.

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And sometimes one of the four will be sideways or like not facing the right direction, or

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And it just like stops.

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It also was really frustrating whenever you have a shopping cart.

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And one of the wheels is like Octa and it's like, ah, and you're.

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I

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The loud person in the grocery store.

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It's like, you have to go return the shopping cart.

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You can't be the person that everyone's looking at.

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Gosh, I hate that.

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That's so funny that ha I got a grocery cart at like CVS.

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Cause I was getting a bunch of stuff from my, my niece and my nephews.

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And I was like quick, quick, like creaking along like down the carts.

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And they kept like turning to people and going like, Ugh, you know, of course I got the bad cart.

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Like I was like trying to make a whole shtick of it.

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And like half of people were like, why are you talking to me?

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But I was like, self-conscious about my squeaking.

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Yeah, it's just frustrating because you want it to all be in tandem and work.

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You don't want there to be something that's off.

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And then like getting stuck is very disorienting.

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Like if you're like moving along and then all of a sudden, like you can't like it's very off putting.

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You know, try maybe it's time for someone to reinvent the wheel.

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It's almost like I set you up for that joke and I didn't

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It's almost like you did.

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Um,

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All right.

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but really we gotta do better.

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I Donn, I don't know how we fix this problem other than to reinvent the wheel.

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I mean, it makes me think this has reminded me of last week's after

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Maybe it's the 360 wheels that's when they get FTA.

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Cuz I also have, my filing cabinet is on for little wheels, spinning

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Like structured.

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Right.

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And then you have to, like, you have to put a lot of energy, like trying

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Same direct, you know, it's just like to

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So it's time to reinvent the spinning wheel.

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It's the spinning wheel.

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Mm-hmm

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okay.

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Have you ever got, gotten like luggage back at, uh, from the

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and then

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it

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of your wheels is gone,

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I have.

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Yes,

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them, like throwing it out and then you're like all of a sudden

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Yeah.

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There, there's no way to function with.

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No, it's terrible.

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on one wrist trying to push it in the non missing leg.

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Yep.

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And we're trying to balance.

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No, it's so bad.

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You gotta pay like $8.

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You got one of those cart things.

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I would never pay for that.

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Get outta here.

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I have, you've never paid for one of those

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Metal things.

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No, wait, it's really $8

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yeah.

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to go from here to there.

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Well, I guess that's all Uber is getting here to there.

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I'm talking about the shopping cart thing at the airport

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I can't believe it's

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slide out used to be five.

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Oh my, do you know some of

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you know, what you can do is you can go out and as long as you try

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Cause they often leave them there when they're done getting the

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oh

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And then you can steal one.

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Not that I'm advising stealing, but you could rescue one.

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It's just sitting.

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Here's a funny thought process that reminded me of like some

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Yeah.

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Aldi.

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Yes.

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And then it goes back.

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Okay.

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Which then reminded me, have you ever been to one of those grocery stores or targets a Walmart

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Yes.

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So that is

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So crazy.

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I hate of these spinning wheels getting

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that.

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Oh my God.

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I hate that.

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Like, when you like get to the, basically like where the metal detector things

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Yes.

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It's just like

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something?

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They just like, stop moving.

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that's so weird.

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I mean, I get it cuz people are animals and they don't return the cart, but,

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Yeah,

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huh.

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Joe, in the south, we call those buggies a shopping buggy.

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Yeah, my mom calls him something recently.

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We were just talking about it, that she calls it.

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Oh God, what does she call it?

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She's gonna be upset that I don't remember

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It's one of the

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a wagon.

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A

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wagon I've heard wagon.

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Yeah.

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It's one of those things I have to think about before I say out loud,

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Well, Trey, you didn't say umbrella or

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I thought through them before I said that, I have to say that about a cart too.

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Cuz I wanna, I just default to buggy go get a buggy.

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My mom would always say that, go get the buggy.

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Or like, so that's like, and then also like the remote or the clicker or the, you

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remote

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yeah.

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All right.

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Well, channel change.

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Pass the channel changer, Trey hog and the channel changer every day.

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Always hogging it.

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Pass it over.

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All right, let's pass it over to someone else.

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Shall we someone with some online reviews

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I think that's a great idea.

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Review That Review.

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as you know, we are your trustee review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We read you a review, break it down and rate the impact of the review

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It's a very Regal process that we like to call.

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Assess that Kvetch.

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And what have you got for us today?

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Chelsey?

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Well, well, well, looks like another trip down the Yelp lane.

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Ooh.

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So today's review topic.

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I wanna give credit to friend of the pod, Thomas B, who slid into our DMS

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So what is the location you ask?

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It is the golden girls kitchen located in Los Angeles.

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Actually, I think it's technically in Beverly.

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On Bedford.

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And this is a supposed to be, have you gone to any of these places?

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Trey?

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Like I went to the Seinfeld.

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Experience.

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And it was like really cool because it was like you were in Jerry's apartment and you saw

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And these are popping up all over the place.

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Like these sort of temporary restaurants or, you know, show nostalgia.

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Have you ever been to any of these.

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No, but when I did the Warner brothers studio tour, it ends with like a picture

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And you can take a

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central perk.

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Yeah.

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So I sat on the couch, but no, but I've heard of these golden girls.

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I've heard of the golden girls.

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Kitchen.

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So it's you buy a ticket it's it's put together by a company called bucket listers.

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And with this specific experience, the golden girls kitchen, it costs $49 a person.

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Okay.

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Each ticket includes a 90 minute reservation.

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At the golden girl kitchen, your choice of a golden Maine and a slice of cheesecake, of

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of course.

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Right.

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And there'll be additional sides, beverages, et cetera, that you can purchase there.

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So they're really marketing this event as like, if you love golden girls, you gotta come here.

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Okay.

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That's that's like how they're setting it up and whatever.

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So this is Hector K's One-Star-Zinger review of the golden girls kitchen from Yelp.

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perfect.

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I came here in spite of the reviews I'm here now, as I type, and I can say the

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Mmm.

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This place is a sad disaster.

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It's obvious that the people behind the popup don't know the golden girls and,

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Yes.

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The food is barely edible, just barely, but I wasn't expecting fine dining.

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I came in for an immersive experience as advertised into the revered show, and that

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A half asked reproduction of the show's kitchen.

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And one of the bedrooms surrounding the dining area is all there is to see here.

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The sidewalk slash patio section is the Luna and the bar is called shady Pines, but there's

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And while there are episodes of the show playing on mute on TVs in the dining room,

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I'm typing this to the tune of on J's physical and gainers.

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I will survive.

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And other than a half hazard neon sign by the.

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And a printed banner randomly placed next to a dining booth.

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There is nothing in the place that identifies with the show.

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The staff are kind and present.

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They're doing their best, but I can't help getting the feeling that nobody involved in

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Hmm.

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It's clear that the kitchen in the very name of the popup is not run by

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or know the show at all.

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Nostalgia makes all of us pay handsomely for experiences that recreate the good times of

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I find it irresponsible and borderline abusive to charge over $50 a.

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When there is almost nothing here that commands the price, the food is not good.

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The ambiance is completely amiss and your nostalgia will not be satisfied

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I said almost because the cocktails were really stiff and the wine they sell is better than

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In addition to the experience rate one last note, when the checks for my drinks

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Come on.

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I was given an NRA branded pen in the shape of a bullet.

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To sign the check with, if there was any doubt that the people behind the popup do not know

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clientele.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:47

the golden girls at all this poetic piece to resistance to an embarrassingly, sorry.

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:56

Excuse for a themed restaurant was all I needed to confirm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:02

If you're a casual fan, you'll find absolutely nothing here to remind you of the.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:08

Do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:08

if you're a hardcore fan, you'll be sad and possibly enraged at the audacity of

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:25

And then Hector did include a photo of the NRA pen with the like check.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:34

It's funny when you said that I was like, what is N a.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:38

And then you said the bullet pin.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:39

I was like, oh my God, the NRA

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:41

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:41

NRA.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:42

And then it says, you know how you can like write a subject underneath photo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

So it says embarrassing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:47

And then in parenthesis it says, check whited out for privacy purposes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:53

Hector.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:54

oh, Hector gotta love him.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:58

So it's funny you chose this today because literally last night

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:09

They made a reservation at the golden girls kitchen

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:12

Stop it, and it was not, it was not friend of the pod Thomas B.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:17

No.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:18

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:20

Well, it's swimming in the ether.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:23

But I was looking through the pictures and I even thought

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:29

And then the,

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:30

Oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:31

the comforter of the bed room, like, was like, wasn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:37

And the wall PA, like, it looked really too dimensional and bad

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:41

put together.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:42

that I was even sort of like, oh, which really comes across here in Hector's review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:47

I mean, it's interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:48

I, I feel like, because you mentioned at the beginning that it's by bucket listers.com,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:58

Cause because I would imagine if, if I were in this company and I were like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:05

But I Donn don't have firsthand experience with, it would be Seinfeld.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:09

I've never seen it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:10

And you're talking about the couch thing with.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:12

Whoever, like, I don't know what that means.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:15

Also.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:15

Like if it was like, I'm gonna make a walking dead experience, like I've never seen the show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:19

I have no idea, but I, I, that's why I really loved how Hector ends with, if you're casual,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:28

If you're a hardcore, you're gonna be offended.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:30

Like, like I think that

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:31

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:32

Cuz I think I'm very casual when it comes to the golden girls.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:35

Like I watched it with grandparents like in the background, but I was very young

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:48

Deep dive back in which I have a lot of friends that have, and then there is an entire subculture

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:57

Obviously Betty White rest in peace was an icon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:00

Did she.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:01

what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:02

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:04

did you not know that she like missed her hundredth?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:07

They were supposed to do like her hundredth birthday

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:09

about

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:10

and then she died like right before, but they had, they had like some of the footage,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:15

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:15

I completely forgot about

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

They had some of the footage.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:18

So they like put it in a documentary.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:20

I feel like something horrible happened in the world, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:24

Like the next day, I feel like it got overshadowed by something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:27

I, I mean, well, it was the, it was new year's Eve.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:31

So David and I Beed golden girls during the very beginning of the pandemic.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:37

And it is really, it does still hold up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:39

Like I think it, I think there's a subculture of homosexual men that love it because

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:52

Also, it was written by a lot of gay men and it would, they tackled very progressive issues.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:58

But comedy wise, I think it is like the gold bar of sitcom writing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:03

I mean, it is literally one, two punch, every third line.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:07

All of those women were like so skilled and they all had very different rhythms

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:15

Like it really is

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:17

but like a nice like symphony of comedy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:19

my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:20

I mean, it's like, you just, can't nothing will ever be like that again.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:23

And it still stands up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:24

Like, I love Lucy as like my jam.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:26

That's like what taught me everything in life, but I go back and watch it and it feels very period.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:31

I think like the golden girls still felt, feels very current.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:34

I mean, it is outrageous to, to see that, but it's also funny that Hector

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:43

It reminded me of when we'd read the review from the hotel while we

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:50

here now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:51

And this is a sad disaster.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:53

I wrote down sad disaster, cuz that's the most horrifying way to describe

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:01

I mean that's so

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:02

just love, I just, this one was in is the LA location?

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:07

no.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:07

The show takes place in Miami.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:08

So I was saying that Miami

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:10

in that Miami kitchen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:12

Oh for sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:13

But like the whole thing was so good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:15

I just, I read a few other reviews, but I really liked the way Hector

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:21

And there was something about him being there at the time, like made him feel like he was

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:36

No, this just stuck out to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:38

So we have golden girls playing on the TVs, but we have the TVs muted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:44

And then we're, we're playing music from the time period that the show had aired

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

The theme of the show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:54

Like, why wouldn't we just play this, the show unmuted.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:58

That seems like the easiest thing in the world to do.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:01

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:02

It honestly, when you started to go into that part of the review, I started thinking like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:09

I don't even like, I don't know what wouldn't

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:11

but it doesn't need to be music.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:13

It could literally just be like screens everywhere.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:16

Everybody's watching episode 4 0 2 or whatever it is at the same time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:21

And like, it's just running the golden girls as background.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:25

It reminds me of, and I know that this was culturally happening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:30

All over the United States of America.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:31

But my experience was splash.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:34

Gay bar in Manhattan would have a musical Monday and they just had tons of

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:44

Like, you know, it was like a whole evening montage, basically.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:47

Like that's what you would, should have at the golden girls.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:50

It should just be like, it doesn't even have to be full episodes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

It can be like the most famous sections in a Megamix that's playing all day.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:57

So everyone can quote along.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:59

Everyone can like, not like let's get physical or whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:05

Yeah, exactly not.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:06

I will survive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:07

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:08

It seems, that seems now knowing with the NRA pin that makes me feel a

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:15

Uh, I will survive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:17

They're like, what are these most offensively

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:19

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:19

Trop songs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:20

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:21

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:21

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:21

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:22

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:22

I have a question here because Hector says that they paid over $50, but the price is fif $49.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:28

So is Hector including

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:29

well, they pay no.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

Well, I think what they're saying is

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:33

Oh, after the add-on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:35

yes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:36

I wrote that down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:37

I hate that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:38

I hate anytime there's like higher quality products a after something that

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:47

Like that's why the wine was

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:48

And then it's like, plus $5 or whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:51

that's what really like struck me about Hector's narrative here is that there's

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:00

Skin Crawley about recognizing in the moment that you've been duped by an organization

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:14

Like I think that's why it's so

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:16

What's behind door.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:17

Number one,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:18

That Hector is writing it in the middle of being there because it's like, oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:33

Like that's

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:34

so weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:35

like that they pointed that out because I think that, like, that really

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:40

Like I'm not a die hard golden girls friend fan, but I'm sure I have friends

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:49

I would say, yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:50

yeah, why not?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:51

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:51

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:52

Cause I would think it's enough of a cultural zeitgeist type thing that

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:00

Like it's gonna be a good time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:01

Like I would think it's gonna be a good time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

Even if I wasn't someone that like was gonna be, you know, sometimes you go to things with people

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:10

And they're so picky because they're such a diehard fan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:13

I think it's interesting to point that out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:15

Like even.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:16

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:16

I'm not being like annoying here cause I'm a diehard and I'm never gonna be pleased.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:20

Hector's saying like there's

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:22

Like even your average person that watched the show a couple

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:28

But if you're a fan, you're gonna be like offended and devastated.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:32

I really like this review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:34

I like this review a lot too.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:35

I do think it's truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:37

I don't even, it doesn't even really come off as shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:40

Maybe like if we're getting into like a little bit of stereotyping about what an NRA member

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:50

I guess, but that's not even the point that Hector's making.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:53

They're just saying that like, You're like, you could take the op like Trey

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:02

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:02

Like it's yet another opportunity to be branding towards what you're doing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:08

Even the check is an opportunity to be doing that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:11

So to not have like a golden girls pen or like, oh, I got the Sophia pen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:16

Like it could be a free giveaway or something like that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:18

Like to not use that opportunity to do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:21

And to instead.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:22

Do something that is completely not aligned with the show or the message of the show is crazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:30

I think that's what they're saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:32

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:32

And I do know from my friends, Instagram, where they're saying like one neon sign

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:40

Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:41

Thanks for being a friend.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:43

But even that is sort of like, oh, but you can just go online and have that

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:51

So sorry about that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:52

I mean, it feels very exploitative on behalf of the bucket listers or whatever,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:12

And then in terms of everything else, as long as we have like something that the kids can take an

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:17

The

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:18

experience itself can be

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:19

the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:21

That's so gross.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:23

It makes me not wanna go to any events that are thrown by this company.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:27

I'm feeling an impact there as well.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:29

I also wanted to point out how Hector says, like I was not expecting fine dining.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:34

Like I'm not coming here actually for the kitchen part.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:37

I'm coming here for the golden girls.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:38

So like, it's like, I would anticipate this being like food, you would get at a concession

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:45

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:46

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:46

I, I,

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:47

But you're not expecting the food to be great, but you are expecting the experience

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:56

You're not paying $50 for like high end dining.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:00

Ugh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:01

I'm grossed out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:02

I think I could crown Hector, how do you feel.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:05

I feel pretty good about Hector I'm I feel pretty good about Hector.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:09

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:09

Let's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:09

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:10

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and in an effort

VOICEOVER: 00:31:23

The Queens are Tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:31

Trey is holding up four and a half crowns and I am holding up five crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:35

I went with a full Review Queen for Hector, but I'm interested first to hear

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:46

so I really side with Hector here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:49

I found them to be truthful and not really misleading or shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:52

I bought the narrative.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:54

The only reason I took a half crown away here is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:57

I'm I did want a little more details and I realized this right in the conclusion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:01

I was just saying before crowning is like, I wanted more details

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:07

I'm very clear that it's lazy decor.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:10

Hector does a really great job of painting that this is probably a money grab more than anything

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:19

What the included things were rather than like all of the add-ons just for a more full rounded thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

And I know that's very nitpicky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:27

I was very close to doing five, but Hector did a really good job exposing all of the deceit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:34

And I wanted to know a little bit more about what was so bad about the food.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:39

The food itself.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:40

since this is a 90 minute restaurant, like I, you

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:47

The experience that they didn't, they could have just done two more sentences

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:00

Why did you do five Review Queen for Hector?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:04

Ah, I went with a full Review Queen for Hector, cuz I thought

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:09

It had good point of view.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:10

I loved that Hector was on the ground as our like, you know, reporter.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:14

It really gave me a level of, you know, trust.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:18

With Hector that I think is worthy of being a Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:22

I, I laughed, there were definitely some laughs in there for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:26

And I think they really got a lot of really great points across.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:29

I do find it interesting that you took the half crown away for the reason that you did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:34

And I'm wondering if there, you know, I'm still going with a Review Queen, cuz I think

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:46

One, two things one before you do the event, like part of the ticketing

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:55

Like a wedding

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:56

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:56

So like you, you would know, like as soon as you got to the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:00

If you ride Hector's review and you were like, screw it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:03

I'm gonna go anyway.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:04

You would still then go to the site and find out everything there immediately.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:09

But a lot of negative reviews did also touch on which Hector did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

Not that like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:15

It was super lazy.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:17

It was like, Sophia's lasagna.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:19

You know what I mean?

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:20

Like it was like very lazy what they did with the food.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:23

So I agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:24

I think Hector, you know, could have brought that point to the table, but other than that,

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:32

And so I'm, I'm, I'm happy to crown Hector Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:35

And if you're listening, Hector, call in, we'll give you a, a beautiful gold Review Queen pen.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:42

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:43

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:43

Congratulations, Hector.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:45

See?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:46

Well, I think the impact is that I would need to wait for a better

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:54

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:54

But, but don't you think you've been saved by Hector?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:58

I probably wouldn't.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:59

I

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:59

Like Hector's saying Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:01

I understand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:02

I was you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:02

I am you I'm here right now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:04

I'm here right now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:05

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:06

I'm Peter Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:08

Don't do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:09

Donn.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:09

Don't do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:10

disaster.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:11

It's a sad disaster from the inside.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:14

Well, that was fun.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:14

Thanks Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:16

Via Thomas.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:17

Yeah, thanks.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:18

Thomas B for sliding into our DMS.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:20

That is my favorite way to find reviews.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:22

So like Thomas did, if you have just a subject matter a, uh, product, anything that you're like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:30

You Donn don't even wanna do the job yourself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:32

You're just like Review Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:33

Why Donn?

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:34

Don't you dig in there for me, slide into our DMS and let us know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

We're always looking for new things to explore.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

So thank you so much, Thomas B for that great contribution.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:44

And thank you Hector for being

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:46

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:47

a Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:48

Woo.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:49

We've reached the most reg portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:52

Trey, who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER: 00:35:57

My Royal line.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:58

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:59

Well, today I am going to induct on behalf of one of our listeners who

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:12

Suggested that we induct something that I am incredibly knowledgeable about

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:19

Which

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:19

as I pull up the Wikipedia over here, Steph has inducted the

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:29

Oh, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:30

Cuz you know, we're very knowledgeable on all things sports here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:33

So, um, the Knicks, which is short for Nicker Bockers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:40

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:41

Which I don't know what a Knickerbocker is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:44

What's a

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:44

I Donn I Donn don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:46

Is it like a pan?

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:48

Is it pants?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:49

Loose fitting trousers gathered at the knee.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:53

Oh, maybe that's what they used to wear.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:56

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:56

maybe what basketball players used to wear.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:58

Like Nicker blockers

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:00

So the, so Steph Steph is inducting the Knicks for, um, the Royal Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:06

And I'll share with you that it is an American professional basketball team in New York city.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:12

They compete in the national basketball association as a member of the Atlantic

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:19

They play their home games at Madison square garden, an arena that they share with the

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:26

And, um, oh, this is interesting.

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They are one of two NBA teams in the city of New York.

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The other one is Chelsey.

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The NATS.

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Woo.

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the Brooklyn nets.

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And then also alongside the Boston Celtics, the nexts are one of two original

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The best city in the world she says from

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Because I do know this because I think my mother-in-law's a fan of the nets that

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were

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Jersey nets.

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And now they're the Brooklyn nets.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:06

I think it was

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that's right.

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So,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:08

Yeah.

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and, um, um, I'm not sure why we're inducting them.

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I, I guess maybe they like made the playoff this year.

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So congratulations to the nets.

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I know I don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:19

not the nuts.

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Or the Knicks, sorry, I'm actually not trying to be the stereotype.

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I just, I really don't follow basketball and I'm sure that something wonderful has happened.

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And even if it hasn't necessarily yet, I would on behalf of staff, I want to induct the New

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mitzvah,

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it.

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even though he had zero interest

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God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:45

That's amazing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:46

I love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:48

But David's parents got a hookup with someone who was in

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And so the Nick city dancers came and performed and David's bar Mitzva theme was Broadway

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So he didn't care at all,

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:02

But the Knicks, you know, with Broadway,

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But here we go.

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Truthfully, I know that many people in the world get so much enjoyment out of being able to escape

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And I'm sure that the Knicks have provided lots of fulfillment and enjoyment

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Sporting events.

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And so on behalf of staff, uh, I am inducting the New York city Nicks for my Royal Highness.

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You did it, you got through it.

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Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:40

You did it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:40

You're alive.

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You're here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:42

Charles Oakley played for them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:44

Isn't he a commentator?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:47

Um, I Donn know

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we're gonna move on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:51

So, um, there we go.

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Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:53

Well, that was really fun.

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Thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:55

Thank you, Steph.

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That actually, that was really fun to navigate.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:59

So please, if you wanna induct something that you.

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Sneaking suspicion that Chelsey and I will have no idea what it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:05

Same with Kaza, let us down Shaza and you know, all of that controversy and conspiracy theory talk

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So thank you, Steph.

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Please slide into our DMS.

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Please call in.

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Just tell us what, what is deserving of five stars, certainly the next

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:27

they've gotten them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:29

I did literally print the Wikipedia.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:31

I love it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:33

there you go.

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So

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You did good.

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You did

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you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:35

We did at Queen that is another round on the R and RQ pompom, Nicks go Nicks.

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K and I CKS go Nick's Ferris wheel of life.

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Thank you for being a friend.

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Wait, what is it?

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Driving down the road and

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Back

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again.

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my heart is true.

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Your AAL and a conf Donn.

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And if threw a party

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invited everyone, you know?

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you would see the biggest gift would be from me.

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And the card attached would say,

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Thank you for being a friend.

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Yeah.

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Love it.

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Uh, oh,

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This is a gross way of describing it, but you know, like the sleeve that's on a hot

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It could have been worse.

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You could have said like connects, you know,

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:51

The connects.

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the connects.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:53

Why would you name a sports team after pants?

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:56

I mean, it was a really long time ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:58

I don't think they had like that much fun stuff to name after.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:00

I don't know, like the Philadelphia team was this 70 Sixers, which is like named after 1776.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:07

I mean,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:08

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:09

you know, there was not that much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:10

Uh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:11

What is the next mascot?

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:14

I wonder if that's in the Wikipedia.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:15

oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:16

Oh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:17

I Donn, Donn don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:18

I mean, their LogoVora looks like the carry the musical LogoVora

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:23

Nevermind.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:25

it looks

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:26

all right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:26

the next is like a basketball.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

Yeah, I was gonna say, I think it's like literally a basketball.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:32

But

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

think they have one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:33

like

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:34

Oh, wait.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:34

No, they do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:35

It looks like it's a dog, but that seems like that might be like newer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:41

LogoVora and uniforms.

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Father Nicker blocker.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:45

Oh, oh.

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Was it named after somebody?

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:47

Not the pants.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:48

No, the first LogoVora of the New York NEX.

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Of a character named father Knickerbocker

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:54

Oh, I see it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:56

Father Nicker Bocker.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:58

Hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:59

what about now?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:00

Now it's a dog brought to you by chase

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:05

These corporations they're just everywhere.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:07

yeah, I know.