Episode 60: Water Park: 1 vs. 5 Stars

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Chelsey goose.

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How are ya?

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Oh, my goodness.

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I'm good.

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Trey.

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I love the chicken, the return of the chicken, or is it a Turkey?

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I don't know either way.

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I like it.

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some, um, feathered bird, whatever.

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It's a bird with feathers.

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I'm good swimming along as usual.

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You know, these recording days just finished Pilates with watch that rock

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So I'm good.

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How was your week?

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My week is going well, you know, it's, um, really beautiful out, which is so nice.

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I'm enjoying, I really do.

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This is funny to have this conversation with someone who lives in LA,

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I like, you know, winter's my least favorite, but I enjoy the change cuz I think, well,

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Yeah.

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I love when it becomes summer.

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My fave

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So I'm enjoying that and I enjoy watching the dogs, sun bathing, even though I

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yes, that's true.

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Yeah.

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Well Chelsey, is there anything that you would like to

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Lodge A Complaint.

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about today?

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I've been waiting.

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I think this is more of a conversation, but like I Donn don't understand why we're at this point.

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In the world with technology and where everything is at.

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And I still can't like edit an email.

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What do you mean?

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Like, you know, when you send an email and you make like a stupid typo or

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And like, now you're like, oh my God, I just wanna change this.

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I just think the email should have more technology, like a few options.

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One, if the person has not opened the email already, and we know that, then I

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If I have to, if the person has opened the email already, I'm fine with it having be,

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Give me an edited.

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I just want a chance to go in there and fix an email.

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Cuz I had like an exchange earlier today where it was like, I was sort of rushing.

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I was trying to get a bunch of things done and I just needed to get the email out.

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So I got it out and then I made a stupid mistake.

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And like, I saw the stupid mistake that I made.

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And then I had to like send an addendum, being like, sorry, made this stupid mistake.

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And then I made another stupid mistake in this correction to this.

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Like, it was just like, I kept messing things up.

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And I was like, if there was just a function within Gmail where I could edit this, even if

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I just think we should be there already as a society personally.

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I agree.

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I also saw that the new iPhone.

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That's coming out will have the ability to unsend text messages

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Oh,

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or correct text messages.

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Oh, that's

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And that's the same, like along the same lines of

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Wait.

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So like, unsend it meaning like if I sent you.

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A photo that I was like, Trey, delete this after you.

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I, I send you this photo or something like that.

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Cuz you know, we always send each other salacious photos of one another.

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So, so if I was doing that and then I was like, I don't really trust Trey.

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I wanna make sure it's really deleted from his phone.

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I could then delete it.

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And it would disappear from your phone.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I guess you could have done a quick screenshot, but, or I could

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so

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Or to edit, but yes, I wish that emails would do that too.

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It is surprising.

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I remember that was one of the like perks about Gmail when it first started was

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Yeah.

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I know even like truly like even if it had to say a little like gray edit in the

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Yeah.

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Cuz it's not like we're dealing with the post anymore.

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It's like, we're not sending a letter that is like done once you send it,

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It's all digital anyway.

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Totally.

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I just wish there was like some sort of an undue.

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I don't know who we can talk to.

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I personally Donn don't know anyone at Gmail, but if you're listening and you do

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We want it.

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We're ready.

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Really good.

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Thanks.

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Trey.

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How about you?

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Have you been longing to complain about something?

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Yeah, this is something that comes up for me every week.

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And it is like, I feel like my complaints often are these like underlying trembling

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Oh my God.

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I hate that.

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hate it.

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Especially when the trash is full and then it's too much.

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No.

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And then you gotta live with your trash for the whole week.

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And then what if like there's too much trash and now what am I waiting until?

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Like, it just, I'm all of a sudden I'm behind.

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Right.

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And we keep our trash cans in the garage.

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We Donn don't have like a little fenced

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off area outside.

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Right.

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And then it smells to high.

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Oh

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and then I know David's parents that are, you know, more secluded.

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They have little like bungee court actions attached to their trash cans because of bears.

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fancy.

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Oh.

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Well, you don't want the bears to get you.

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I mean, maybe it's not bears in New Jersey, but it's like rodents and outdoor animals.

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Like they, you know, with their little digits, they can open the trash cans.

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Anyway, I really hate it because it's a moment of like, oh, I made a mistake

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You Donn, Donn don't have anyone to blame except for yourself.

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Those are the worst kind of annoyances, cuz you're like, it is my fault.

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I did mess it up.

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I still don't like it.

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Still gonna Kvetch about it.

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That's my Complaint, cuz it really does bug me.

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And I, I always like for the amount of thought that goes into missing trash day, why can't I

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Why, why, why

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Why why Murphy

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it is Murphy?

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Damn you Murphy.

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Damn you Murphy.

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All right.

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Well, that's my

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Uh, I feel better.

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I think maybe we should like dig in to some other people's S and so they could feel better.

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I think I would like to take a Complaint and go, Hey, with your

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Let's do it.

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Complaint.

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Let's

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Asses That Kvetch.

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and listeners today is yet another versus episode, which means today Chelsey and

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Today's topic of choice will be Noah's arc water park,

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That's right for this versus episode, Trey selected the

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So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota.

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Do you got that quota at the ready Trey

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Donn.

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heads?

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It's heads.

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my goodness.

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I'm correct.

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All right.

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Chelsey will read first.

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So let me share with you listeners in case you have never

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been, here's a little backstory on Noah's arc water park.

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It's located in Wisconsin and it is in Wisconsin Dells, which I found out as like the water capital

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Oh, that's not besides the point.

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That's a part of the point,

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That's a part of the

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I think

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Noah's arc water park is located on 70 sprawling acres in the heart of the Wisconsin.

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Dells Noah's arc is recognized as Donn dun dun the largest waterpark in America, and

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probably.

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Interesting to note, within the thrill rides category, there is a

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Inappropriate.

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Wow.

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That's,

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one needs to go that

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that's very fast on just your person.

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Can a golf cart go 35 miles an hour.

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I mean, I don't think so.

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That feels

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that seems really fast.

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That's like the that's faster than like the speed limit inside of like a little

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Do you think you're on one of those like tube things or like those flat things?

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Or do you think you're just bare bear?

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I was gonna say assing.

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It

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have to be on a thing, right.

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I would think

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That's

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really

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very fast.

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It would have to be very looped up for you to go on there without anything underneath you

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I mean, so scary.

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All right.

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So there are 2,845 reviews for Noah's arc water park on trip advisor at the time of this recording

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So with all of that background info on Noah's arc, let's get into this versus

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Weee.

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Review That Review.

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here we go.

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I'm here to defend Noah's arc water park.

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This is a five star review.

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It is written by Reagan F

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Okay.

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the subject is amazing summer experience for the

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In this case, five dots.

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I've never written a review before, but I noticed some negative reviews for this

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My family, and I decided to get season passes to this water park this year.

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And I was pleasantly surprised by the experience over the course of the summer.

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We've been able to go a little more than half a dozen times so far.

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Every time we go, the park is kept extremely clean and the staff is extraordinarily pleasant.

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Minus the few exceptions you'll find anywhere.

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While you do have to stand in some lines.

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It really depends on the day you go.

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And what time of year when we went twice in the same week, just the day

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The first day, we were able to go on eight rides in just an hour and a half.

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However, the second day in two hours, we were only able to get on three or four.

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Please know that three to four rides in two hours is still pretty good as that would

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While at the beginning of the year, some slides were closed personally.

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I would find it worth it because of less traffic.

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In addition, I saw multiple reviews complaining about the chilly temperature of the water,

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It is Wisconsin and people go to a water park to cool off and escape from the heat.

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So the water is bound to be cool.

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The park does an incredible job of having areas and rides.

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For those of all ages, the young ones have three smaller splash pads and one larger area,

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I truly hope this helps people deterred because of other negative reviews.

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Interesting Reagan.

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Yeah.

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This is an interesting review.

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right?

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It, well, literally the very first thing I wrote down.

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Is my skepticism, uh, because it is very interesting for someone.

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I mean, Hey, wait, I'm a walking hypocrite because I've really never written a ne

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I've never written a review before, but they can quote tons of, uh, points about reviews

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Like they've been doing a lot of research on the negative reviews, so they mention

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Yeah.

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So when I first read Reagan F's review, I was very suspicious, which is why I thought I

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There's not a lot of personality, even though we were giving details, the details felt like

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We went this many times.

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Like it felt a little bit wrote the interesting thing for me about that.

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I've never written a review before premise or preface, I guess I should say is.

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I don't know if it makes me more or less suspicious, cuz in a way

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You're being honest.

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Are you just doing that?

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Because I can see that you've only had one contribution or are you doing that?

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Because you like actually, you know, like I Donn Donn don't know it's hard, you know, cuz

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I'm cur I, I almost said that I should have gone second, which I'm feeling like

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Cuz I wasn't like thumbing through the One-Star-Zinger reviews, but it does make me

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Sorry.

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I would think they were complaining about.

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The water being cold.

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Some of the rides being closed and long lines, I would guess, would be, and like maybe, maybe

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But I Donn don't know.

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I mean, there is a part of me that buys this narrative because Reagan seems like the kind of

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And maybe in this case they were like, you know what, I'm gonna go anyway.

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And then when they had a good experience, they were like other people shouldn't be

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So if they're scrolling through some negative reviews, here's things that will maybe

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I don't

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Yeah.

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I mean, I specifically wrote down the day to day is a hugely different experience.

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Also Reagan points out seasonally it's different,

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Right,

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which I wrote down.

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Cause I was like, oh, that's such a great point.

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But then when I thought about it a little more, I was like, well, duh.

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Like wouldn't you expect that a Tuesday would be less busy than a Saturday.

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And wouldn't you think that the summer would be more busy than the winter, but,

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I would think.

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Yes.

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But then at the same time, Donn, don't you think a lot of people in the summer are

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well, I I'm gonna take Reagan at face value.

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I, there is some suspicion for me because of the, like waving of the red flag that

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It just feels a little like, um, I don't know.

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And maybe like there, it could be, there's no malice here.

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It's genuinely, like, I Donn don't know why I saw these negative reviews.

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It was great for us, you know?

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And

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Right.

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That's

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you that you're gonna wait a little longer on day to day, but.

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I guess the energy of wanting to dispel experiences that you haven't personally felt.

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I don't know why that should even ring as suspicious, but it does

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I Donn, I guess maybe I don't understand weather to me where, where is Wisconsin on the map?

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I thought that Wisconsin was like cold.

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In the summer, Wisconsin can get really hot.

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Right.

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But for some reason, I think if Wisconsin is like snowy.

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Also that sentence was like really confusing.

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The one that was written there was like no punctuation in that sentence.

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And it was a little hard to tell exactly what they meant.

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Hmm.

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So if I'm, so I know my in-laws, once again, I keep bringing them up this episode, but they

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And I know that it's very expensive to heat the

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Yes, it is.

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I am imagining that like, if this is a 70 acre

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Right.

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The water's gonna be cold because they can't keep

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well, I would imagine like you can't heat it, especially if it is outdoors, like,

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And like, to be fair, I feel like how weird would it be to have a warm water park?

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Like, I mean, maybe as an adult, you'd be like, lovely, like a lazy river, but like, if

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And I think that that's the

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correct.

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Yeah.

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You, yeah, no, I get that.

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So, okay.

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Off the bat, I think the value unique information, like it is hitting me and occurring to me.

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be conscious of what you're contributing to the possible experience you're

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And I also am getting okay.

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If, if it's possible to hit three to four rides in four hours in two hours.

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Okay.

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That's probably good.

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I mean, I imagine if it's the largest park in America, there's gonna be lots of people.

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Reagan does a good job of managing expectations, which I appreciate

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Yeah.

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So you mentioned the spelling error.

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What else is, is there going on there?

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it just wasn't great.

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We had a lot of run on sentences.

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Um, it wasn't terrible, but I definitely wouldn't give it a perfect score.

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It's very interesting to me because.

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I am feeling a little bit of the vibe of what I say.

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I really love in a Review Queen, which is that balance, right?

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Like I don't trust a review if a review is just like, this is the most

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It's amazing.

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I love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:09

You're gonna love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:09

We're all gonna love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:10

Yay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:11

We're loving it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:12

Like I just, I don't believe you, like, I like having a positive review that says, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:18

You know what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:19

I did have to wait in line.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:21

You know what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:22

It was a little bit cold.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:23

Like I appreciate that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:25

Like, I still think you can have a five star review and be really impactful

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:31

I think so normally that's all great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:33

And I think that Reagan does that really well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:35

I think where I'm struggling.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:38

Is because we said that we've never written a review before, because we're addressing

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:50

But there's something within that that makes me feel like I Donn don't 100% trust you, Reagan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:58

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:00

Is it just us?

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:01

Cuz we're so like jaded and we've been doing this for so long.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:04

Well, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:05

But, but speaking in this question to truthful or shady, to your point, once again, I appreciated

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:15

happen

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:16

happen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:17

Right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:17

It, it kind of occurs to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:19

I'm formulating this story now for who I think Reagan is, I feel like it's probably

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:31

I don't think it's necessarily the CEO's wife that's writing the review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:36

Like I don't necessarily think it's planted per se, more so than like wanting to give the

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:44

Yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:45

That's how it's occurring to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:46

So I kind of think they're being truthful, especially playing the ying and the yang

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:55

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:56

But do you think this is gonna

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:57

I thought something else.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:59

I just Donn wanna point out one other shady thing that like, again, maybe me, but there was

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:09

And I decided to get season passes to this water park this year.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:13

And I was pleasantly surprised by the experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:16

That's like one of the first sentences.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:18

There's something about that, that I'm like, why would you buy a season

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:26

Like you bought a season pass and then you're surprised that it was a good experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:31

Wouldn't you be like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:33

We went, we were surprised by the good experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:36

So we bought a season pass.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:38

And if there weren't, if there was like a specific reason, like they were doing this special

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:52

Like I Donn know there was like some sort of ridiculous promotion going on.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:56

That was incentivizing you.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:57

Even if you hadn't been to the park, like it's gonna be worth your while.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:00

Even if you think you might come one other time

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:03

Commit

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:03

now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:04

this annual pass.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:05

But if that were the case for Reagan, I feel like they should have, or would've disclosed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:12

Like we bought these, this annual pass.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:15

Cause we got a good deal on 'em completely shooting the shot into the dark, not knowing if

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:22

And then we actually ended up using it a lot.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:25

There was something about that sentence of like committing to a full year

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:32

That just put my antenna up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:34

no, I can hear where you're coming from with that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:36

Like, I, I get that there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:37

Like, I didn't even read into that or think that, so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:41

Bra BA

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:42

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:42

Oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:43

I just, I, I think it could be typical that you would find negative

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:49

And then you go there and it's sort of like, oh, it's really not that bad.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:53

I mean, you have to weigh, but you know, and like people were generally nice and like

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:58

It's like, I can sort of see how that might be a typical experience.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:02

I just think that, that, like, I can see how that would be a typical experience,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:16

My radar is going a little off with like, whether or not this was a coerced review at very least.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:25

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:26

Because we're St like the first thing we're starting on is that like, I've never written

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

And then, you know, we talk about how we bought the, the year round tickets.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:44

And then we're pleasantly surprised by the experience like the first,

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

I'm like, I Donn know

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

Wait, what is the subject again?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:54

amazing summer experience for the whole family.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:57

Like, it just feels so

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:59

Wait,

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:00

canned

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:01

wait, wait, wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:02

They say amazing summer experience in the subject.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:05

And then by the end of their review, they talk about going at the beginning of the year.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:10

Isn't the beginning of the year, winter

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:12

unless this is like only open for the summer month.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:17

Let me see where that sentence was.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:19

but wouldn't you say the beginning of the summer, they're

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:30

It's great.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:31

Oh, you're right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:32

that curious

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:33

That is interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:35

While at the beginning of the year, some slides were closed personally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:40

I would find it worth it because of less traffic

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:43

wait, but if they haven't been there before and they're talking about

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:55

So when did they get the

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:56

I feel like this there's no, I mean, we can look this up to verify

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:03

And it is a season pass there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:06

This can't be opened year round.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:08

Is it?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:08

We gotta verify

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:09

I'm gonna go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:09

I'll look right

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:10

because That's, that would be another suspicious thing then

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:14

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:15

They are open may through September,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:18

may through September.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:20

So they had to been talking about may.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:22

but would you call may the beginning of the year?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:26

Why wouldn't you say the beginning of the season?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:27

Maybe they meant to say the beginning of the season.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:29

They must have.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:30

That's what I'm saying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:31

They must have meant to say beginning of the season because it's not opening your round.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:36

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:36

Also, I'm seeing that there's an update right now that says that there's currently 47 rides.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

I said 40 before.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:45

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:46

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:46

So then, all right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:47

So do you think it's humorous?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:49

Were you entertained?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:50

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:51

No,

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:52

Oh, no,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

it's pretty, like you said at the beginning, it's pretty, just like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:58

My name's Reagan, my last name starts with F

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

I wasn't entertained.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

Totally.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:03

And, and I, and I wanna just, you know, say that there's credit there is value there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:08

I don't think it's a value list.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:11

It's for me, it's more about the trust.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:13

How much am I trusting Reagan?

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:16

And, and at very least do I not like that they work at the park

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

There's a little bit of, uh, some it's a little suspicious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:27

I think I'm ready to crown

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:29

I think I can crown Reagan as well.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:30

Let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:31

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:32

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:38

We will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:42

Queens are Tabulating

VOICEOVER: 00:28:48

chose.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:49

Three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:50

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:51

So I, I went with two and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:53

I was deciding between two and a half and three.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:56

Tell me why you decided on three.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:58

I said three, because I do feel like there is valuable information in here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:02

I see that this could be truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:06

I do sort of, no, I'm unsure if I can trust the reviewer's commitment to being generous to

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:25

And so for that reason, I felt a little bit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:27

I can't this, this singular review does not erase negative reviews to me,

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:38

So that's why I said three, cuz I feel very sort of like, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

I need to read more.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:43

Why did you say two and a half?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:44

ChelseyBD.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:45

I said two and a half, because for me personally, obviously

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:52

No harm, no foul here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:53

I Donn Donn don't think that Reagan is malicious.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:55

I don't think Reagan is doing anything necessarily wrong, but I just don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:03

I'm a personality girl.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:05

I'm realizing more and more as we read through these reviews that I really like

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:18

I love when that comes across and that just didn't come across here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:22

So any of my like Piza points, I couldn't really offer those to Reagan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:28

I do wanna sort of reserve my additional half crown for after I hear the One-Star-Zinger review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:35

Just to see, maybe I'll, maybe I'll understand where Reagan's coming from a

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:44

So I will hold that half crown for Reagan to possibly bring her or him to a full three crown.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:52

But that is to be determined

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:54

When did Reagan write this review by the way?

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:56

20, 21.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:58

So last season, I guess

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:00

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:00

Well, very interesting.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:02

I'm I feel like it's funny, cuz I feel like, um, I was more receptive

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:11

In the end.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:12

I really took a, I feel like I took a full like water slide,

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:21

Well, you're, you're still on it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:22

You haven't hit the splash yet.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:24

Let's see what happens when we come back from our break.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:29

All right, we'll take a quick break and then we'll hear a completely different side of this 35 mile

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:39

Bye.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:40

top seed twirly, loopy journey with Reagan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:40

Oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:41

Let's see what happens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:41

Can't wait, love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:41

Bye.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:43

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:44

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:11

It's game time, Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:14

It's time for you to get a dose of your own medicine.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:17

Are you ready to play, ride or review?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:24

Is it all right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:25

Or is it a review Ty to you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:28

Got it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:29

Tell me right now.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:32

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:34

I'm so excited.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:35

without ChelseyBD knowing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:36

really sprung this on me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:37

You guys, I didn't know this was gonna happen, so I'm like nervous and excited.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:42

Oh my God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:42

Without ChelseyBD knowing I have prepared a game for ChelseyBD and the genre that

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:50

So today Chelsey, we're gonna play ride or review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:56

So I'm gonna, and listeners obviously play along.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:59

So I'm going to let, I'm going to say a title.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:04

The title is either the name of a ride at an amusement park, or it's the subject

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:16

So I will state it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:19

You will hear the timer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:20

It will go give you three beeps and then you'll say ride or review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:28

Are we ready?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:30

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:31

Yes, I'm ready.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:33

Okay, let's play.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:36

Write a review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:41

It's a ride.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:42

feel like I'm like at the Caribbean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:45

It's very tropical.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:46

Okay, here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:48

Round one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:49

I'll keep tally

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:51

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:52

wild one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:56

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:58

I feel like it'd be too obvious for it to be a ride.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:00

So I'm gonna say review That's.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:03

That's incorrect.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:04

Correct?

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

That was, that is a ride at six flags.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:13

I thought it was a ride.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:14

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:15

I need to go with instincts.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:16

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:17

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:18

So American thunder ride or review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:25

Oh, no ride.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:32

Dinging.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:32

That's right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:34

Oh, God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:34

Thank goodness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:35

American thunder is a ride at the six flags of St.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:38

Louis.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:39

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:40

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

Got one.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:41

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:42

Well, at least I'm not a goose egg,

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:44

You're no, goig all

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:46

right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:46

what else

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:48

Boulder dash or review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:57

review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:58

That's

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:59

That's a ride at lake compounds.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:03

my, I thought that was maybe a review for bald dash, which is a game that I love

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

Okay, here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:13

Tornado, exclamation, mark ride or review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:24

review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:25

Yes, it's a review

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:27

Good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:28

that is a Amazon five star review for a waterproof wireless speaker.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:34

And the review is talking about how it survived a tornado.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:37

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:38

Good for the speaker.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:40

okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:41

Ooh, ride.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:42

Four ports ride or review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:51

It's a review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:53

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:54

All

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:54

That's a USB wall charger, Amazon five star review that has four ports.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:02

okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:02

I hope that's a review who wouldn't ride

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:03

okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:04

Mega phobia ride or review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:07

Have you

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:12

that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:15

it's a ride.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:20

It's for at the Oakwood theme park, which is a theme park in Wales.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:25

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:26

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:27

I'm not that good at this game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:28

And now I

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:29

It's hard, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:31

It's hard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:31

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:32

All right, here we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:34

Faz ride or review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:37

It's

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:40

has review

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:45

a type , it's a typo of a review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:48

It's a typo for a soccer ball.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:51

One-Star-Zinger review and the review was deflated ball.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:56

So I don't know what felt

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:58

felt has.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:59

I Donn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:59

Don't know what that's supposed to be flat.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:01

Maybe I Donn don't know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:03

flat ass.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:04

flat

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:04

flat ass.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:05

as flat

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:05

don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:08

Modern warfare ride or review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:17

I'm gonna say rye, but I like kind of hope that it's a review for like a laxative

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:23

It is a review,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:25

what is it for?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:27

the call of duty black ops, cold war PlayStation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:30

Five game.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:32

maybe listeners know that, you know?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:35

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:35

We have two more.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:36

Are you

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:36

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:37

I'm ready

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:38

Shivering, timbers ride or review?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:47

ride.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:48

That's

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:48

It's a ride

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:49

oh God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:50

it's at Michigan's adventure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:52

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:53

Oh, that was good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:54

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:54

Your last round on the ride or review the one exclamation mark ride or review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:09

Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:11

It's a review for M and Ms.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:14

I think I got five.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:16

Oh, wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:16

There's one more.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:17

Wait.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:17

There's one more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:18

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:19

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:19

Giant dipper

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:22

Oh my

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:22

or review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:28

It is a ride.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:29

I thought maybe you would know

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:30

God.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:31

it's at the Santa Cruz beach.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:32

Boardwalk

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:34

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:35

Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:35

You got six,

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:37

I'm pretty happy with myself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:39

That means that like, I, my, my like ratio, I still got a failing grade, but

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:48

no, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:51

There were 11.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:52

And you got sick.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:53

That's pretty

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:54

Okay, good.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:54

I'm proud of myself.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:55

That was a rush.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:57

Good job.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:58

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:38:59

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:00

You never know listeners when we might pull out a secret new game, just saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:05

Even we might not know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:07

Did you beat me?

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:08

Did you get more than five, more than six, more than seven call in and leave a voice message.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:14

1 8, 5 0 review zero.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:16

Let us know how you did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:17

Let us know if you beat me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:18

Maybe if you did, I'll send you some merch just saying, call us up,

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:22

And that has been our first edition of his set ride on his, which is it

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:33

which is it.

VOICEOVER: 00:39:36

Review That Review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:40

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:41

We are back from that browsing game break, that browsing brand new, one of a kind game

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:48

And now Trey, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:50

It is your turn to show us the flip side of the argument.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:53

So what AV brought for us today?

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:56

Okeydoke.

Trey Gerrald: 00:39:56

So today I have the one.review for Noah's arc.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:01

This is written by user time flies, 37.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:06

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:07

And this was written in August of 2014.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:11

Oh, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:12

So quite a time gap,

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:13

time flies.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:14

27 47, 30, 37 time flies.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:19

37.

Chelsey Donn: 00:40:41

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:41

more public.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:42

We visit my brother in Wisconsin every year and travel all the way from Ontario to do so.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:49

It's an annual event to attend a water park in the Dells while we are there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:55

This has been going on for over 15 years.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:58

Now.

Trey Gerrald: 00:40:59

We went to Noah's arc last Friday, August 15th.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:04

I'm writing to tell you how disappointed we were.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:07

We chose not to do the $15 pass at Mount Olympus in favor of Noah's arc,

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:22

Coupled with the fact that Noah's Ark claims to be the quote largest water park

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:41

There may have been more, but consequently, the spillover to other areas of the park

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:53

If you advertise that you are the largest waterpark end quote, then closing many

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:06

And therefore the advertising is misleading.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:10

I rarely take the time to share concerns, but in this case, it was a dismal

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:19

There was 10 of us, sadly, next year, we will likely choose one of the places we have

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:29

For travelers, I would make sure to ask what attractions are canceled

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:38

We only got part of it because they only mentioned two things on the

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:46

And when I approached someone who worked there, he only told me of three

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:55

It really does add up respectfully L P I think that, um, time flies, like copy, pasted their

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:08

Initials is LP.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:11

And they just put it into their review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:12

Hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:12

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:13

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:14

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:16

So this is where I was a little bit confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:19

So you usually go to this place Mount Olympus, and you thought that going to the largest

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:30

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:32

like.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:33

When we decided to do the idea of having a water park comparison, you know, cuz it's the end of

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:46

We both came upon this very quickly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:50

So if it's the largest waterpark are just water park in America and you're visiting anywhere near

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:00

So the fact that you thought that it would be less crowded, did you think it would be less crowded

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:20

that's a good point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:21

So that was the first thing that I was like, uh, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:24

A quick, Google showed me there's over 20 water parks in Wisconsin.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:28

Dells.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

Oh, wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:29

That's a lot of water parks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:31

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:31

I thought

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:32

must just be like water park central.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

it is.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:35

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:35

It is right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:36

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:37

It's the largest concentration of indoor and outdoor water parks on earth apparently.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:42

oh, wow.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:43

And they are called water park capital of the world.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:48

That is very interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:50

Ooh.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:51

Hm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:52

it could be conceivable that for 15 years you haven't come

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:01

Well, what's interesting to me in the preface is that it's, I'm like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:09

It almost does because it's like, if for 15 years time flies has been like going around to

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:22

Maybe their review does hold more weight cuz they're, you know, haha does hold more water,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:35

correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:36

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:37

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:37

Also, what do you think of the opening claim about wanting to do it privately,

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:46

I mean, I, yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:48

Like I think that that's annoying and I guess I understand the process, I

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:56

So I do respect the decision to want an opt out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:00

I think it's very weird that there's not an opt out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:02

Like I'm, you know, there should be an opt out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:04

yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:05

I wonder if like that's something from back in 2014, like I Donn don't

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:09

not

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:10

like, how can you not communicate without signing up for the newsletter?

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:13

Like, do you, you don't think there's a contact, like can't

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:16

Well, I guess the contact, I don't know, like maybe it doesn't let you uncheck it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:20

I Donn know a little strange

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:21

But couldn't you just find like Noah's arc waterpark at Gmail or

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:28

It's time flies who cares?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:29

I mean, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:30

Time flies and has time flies.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:33

Do you know how under their name?

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:34

It says like the number of contributions do, can we see if they've made other contributions?

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:39

They have six contributions.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:40

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:42

And when

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:43

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:44

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:46

So I think the time flies made one point that I thought was very interesting that

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:58

Can you still call yourself the largest water park in America?

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:04

If a number of your attractions are closed down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:07

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:08

So in your review, we discussed some common negative reviews that Reagan F was finding.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:17

And I will tell you, I found time flies review on the eighth page of

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:30

Hmm.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:30

So frequent my question is what causes a water ride to close?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:37

Maybe someone pees in it or something.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:39

Yeah, I was gonna say pee poop.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:41

Someone got hurt.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:42

Maybe the there's a, there's something wrong with the slide it's leaking.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:48

But it is like a very common also I did notice a lot of complaints about cold water

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:54

Right,

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:54

and then people being rude, but that didn't come up more so

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:00

Like I would definitely say parts of the

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:01

do think that's an, I do think that's an interesting point because it's like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:11

It is sort of like par for the course.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:13

You just, you kind of just accept it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:14

Like you don't like it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:16

I'm pissed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:17

If like one of my favorite rides is down, it sucks.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:19

But I don't think of it as like that doesn't occur to me that often, like, I don't

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:28

So as I experienced it, reading through the reviews of this park, like, yes, I've

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:41

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:41

And that's what I'm wondering, because this is the largest park and, and the

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:47

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:48

Two on the sign and then three from the guy, and then it was actually four.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:52

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:52

Like,

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:53

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:53

Well you say petty, cuz that did occur to me at two ways.

Trey Gerrald: 00:48:57

Did it, did the, did the other ones break or did they shut them down?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:01

After you saw the sign or were they intentionally misleading or yes, that's

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:16

And that will obviously deter people.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:18

Maybe they, maybe the park is being shady.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:21

And if so, I will want to say, can you guarantee me when I pay and go through the

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:35

Time flies felt like they were intentionally being duped.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:38

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:38

And time flies goes to a lot of water parks, presumably.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:42

So they might know what is like normal closures.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:46

I just did think that there was a world in which they got to the park.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:50

There were two rides down.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:51

They were marked on the thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:53

They went to, someone else had been updated and the sign had been updated that there

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:03

I can understand how that would be annoying.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:05

I don't know how many attractions are at this water

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:07

I was just, I was just

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:09

gonna say that

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:10

in the like thrill category, if that's like what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:13

I assume these people, if there were like regular enthusiasts, they probably want the big rides.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:18

I was just gonna go there because in our background

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:24

So maybe in 2014, I mean, I don't think they probably built 20 more

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:32

Like if is foreclosures out of 47

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:37

Well, I think it, I think it depends on the category because they

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:47

So if you figure 40 rides 2014, so it's gotta be 40 or less.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:52

So 40 rides.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:54

And even if you're just dividing those evenly 10 of those are gonna be like little kid rides.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:59

So take those out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:00

So that's 30 then like 10 of them are gonna be like less like thrill seeking attractions.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:07

So maybe 20 rides are the kind of rides that if you were an enthusiast you'd wanna ride.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:13

If four of those 20 rides were gone and you have to wait in line and now the lines are long,

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:31

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:33

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:34

but that I do think is the most compelling part of time flies the review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:37

And, and you mentioned it at the top here is like, can you claim that you are the

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:46

I think that was a very good point.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:48

And I, I was with them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:50

I was not sure if we were dealing with a little bit of a Karen or a Ken, to be honest

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:55

I know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:51:56

the beginning, I was like, Ooh, you seem like you like have a bone

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:02

Well, to be fair, I do think within the characterization of who this reviewer is, and

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:09

It does occur to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:11

To me, it might not be a big deal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:12

If four things are closed, cuz I don't do this every year and I'm not going to

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:19

So to me, I don't care.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:20

But if you are someone who has been to all these other ones for 15 years and it's a whole

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:28

You're from Canada and you're positive or positive.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:31

Like it's gonna have a larger impact.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:35

What did you think about the declaration of a dismal day

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:39

I love that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:40

I love the phrase dismal.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:41

I think That's so funny.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:42

dismal day?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:45

I was just thinking in that moment, like what did actually happen?

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:48

So you waited in line for 45 minutes, spent an entire day riding rise, but didn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:57

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:58

Wait, I'm just remembering, we talked about this on the podcast, but when we

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:08

yeah, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:08

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:08

When you surprised your nephew, you mean?

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:10

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:10

When we took him and like some of the, you know, there's like, I Donn Donn, I Donn know

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:18

And some of them were like the very cool ones that we had looked at YouTube videos on the way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:53:22

But like, that's not like I didn't even like, remember that I didn't get the opportunity.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:28

I think what this is getting us to, which I think is a big assessment for

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:36

Like is time flies, 37, just a part of the audience that is gonna be super bummed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:43

Like if they were at six flags the day that you were there and those rides

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:48

Maybe it would be.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:50

And does everybody go in with that same expectation or.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:56

If it's between time flies and Reagan is Reagan the type of person that

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:03

Like, yeah, there's a couple closures, but whatever.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:07

I still got to ride X amount of rides and I still had a great day.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:10

Whereas time flies is more like, this is something that's gonna ruin.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:15

They're not gonna be able to get the fact that the big una ride is closed off their minds long

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:25

And I think that is where we're falling right now is that we have two people whose opinions

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:37

The way they relate to these experiences.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:40

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:41

differently.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:41

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:42

I think that this episode more than any of our other verses is really highlighting different

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:50

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:54:51

Cuz if you just didn't care and you were just going and you were there for a good time,

Trey Gerrald: 00:54:58

Well, so time flies, 37th credit here.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:01

I think for whatever reason, it doesn't occur as shady to me, it occurs as truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:06

And it do like, I do actually trust that they did want to just communicate.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:12

Like we were very disappointed.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:13

We do this every year.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:14

We've been to so many of your competitors.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:16

We were really looking forward to this experience and it really disappointed us, like the fact

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:32

Like I, and how they even end with respectfully.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:36

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:37

I mean,

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:38

I think I'm ready to crown time flies.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:41

The only question I wanna ask though is like, is this humorous or entertaining?

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:46

Like, I, I, that's kind of missing for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:49

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:49

Not like in an overt way, but I'll get into a little more of that in my crowning.

Chelsey Donn: 00:55:53

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:53

All right, so let's crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:55:54

Here we go.

VOICEOVER: 00:55:56

Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:56:01

Go to.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:03

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:03

Trey is holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:04

I'm holding up three and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:07

I went with three and a half crowns because I know we started to talk about

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:12

For me, it really is about like, do I feel like this is a real person?

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:16

Like, can I connect with this and, and feel this is an authentic story.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:20

And I really feel like that's where time flies pulled ahead for me this episode, because they

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:29

They do this, I know who they are for 15 years.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:32

They've been doing this and.

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:35

Really convinced me with their argument about the, can you call it the largest park?

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:42

So I just feel like there was a little bit more, um, a little more energy and a little more

Chelsey Donn: 00:56:53

I think it's hard when you get on a soapbox and you're sort of speaking like, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:01

Like it's just it's too much.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:03

And I did appreciate that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:05

I couldn't go more than the three and a half because I thought it was possible that

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:14

And I don't know that this is a One-Star-Zinger park.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:17

Uh, I believe that this was a One-Star-Zinger experience for time flies.

Chelsey Donn: 00:57:22

And why did you go with four Trey?

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:24

so I went with four, honestly.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:26

I kind of, for your reasonings, I kind of felt like I understood.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:31

The persona of time flies.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:33

And I think they were presenting really valid points.

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:38

And what I thought was unique and interesting, whether I interpreted a different way from you

Trey Gerrald: 00:57:57

It doesn't seem like they don't you're right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:00

They're not having that experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:03

And ultimately I'm leaving today's episode.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:05

Really curious what causes all of these water park rides to close, because there are, there were,

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:17

But some other One-Star-Zinger mentioned, there's only two people working

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:25

That's slowing everything down.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:27

So I'm wondering like, is it employment.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:29

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:30

Why is that such a common note for this waterpark that I think has a lasting impact?

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:36

For me, it might be a deal breaker for me, honestly, for Noahs Ark.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:40

So that's why I went with four.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:41

Fair.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:42

So now that we've done both of them, are you gonna update

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:47

I think I'm gonna stick with my two and a half for Reagan.

Trey Gerrald: 00:58:50

I think it's solid.

Chelsey Donn: 00:58:51

I still kind of feel similarly to how I felt before, but I just think

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:02

Feel like two and a half is appropriate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:04

You didn't do wrong.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:06

Reagan.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:06

You did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:07

Right, but you're not anything spectacular.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:10

Sorry.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:11

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:11

I mean, I think summing up both of them, like what I still gotta know is Ark.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:15

Yeah, totally.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:16

Who cares?

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:17

But I'm also not a person.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:19

I, I can understand how, if you were like, I'm going to Disney to meet Elsa,

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:27

If Elsa calls out sick, that's gonna ruin the experience.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:30

And I think if you're going to this, Noah's arc to ride that 35 mile an hour

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:39

And that's sort of tough.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:41

So

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:42

Completely agree.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:43

it's like going to see, I don't know, wicked and Edina

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:48

And so she called out, then you're gonna be upset cuz you wanted to see Adena men.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:52

I hate it when I go to a show and that slip is there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:55

I get so like nervous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:57

it's tough, so,

Trey Gerrald: 00:59:58

Hmm

Chelsey Donn: 00:59:59

also I feel bad for the person on the slip cuz it's like,

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:05

unless you're seeing funny girl,

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:06

that was fun.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:07

I en I enjoyed that.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:09

I enjoyed that.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:09

What did they say, Ted

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:11

hear what I

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:11

Ted on no

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:13

I said, unless you're seeing funny girl,

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too soon.

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Try.

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then people are happy or they're going specifically

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didn't say it.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:22

there's a slip anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:24

Might cut it.

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So anyway.

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All right.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:26

Well, my Queen, that was super fun.

Trey Gerrald: 01:00:29

So now that we're here, I wanna ask you Chelsey, since this is the most Regal portion of our

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My Royal Highness!.

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Yes, Trey, there is someone I'd like to induct today.

Chelsey Donn: 01:00:47

This is a little bit more of a somber induction for me, but I did wanna induct Dr.

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J Goldberg, who was my OB GYN, who recently passed away.

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It's very heartbreaking for me.

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And a lot of people, he was an amazing doctor, kind of a little bit of a celebrity doctor.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:07

Not that you would know that if you went to him, I went to him for years and didn't

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:18

He performed surgery on me and he passed away very unexpectedly and we are all of

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:30

And.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:31

I just wanna say, uh, send a little prayer out for Dr.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:36

J Goldberg and hopes that he is in a better place and just sends an extra gratitude to Dr.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:43

J Goldberg for getting me through some personal health issues that I've gone

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:56

And I think that's a real legacy to leave behind.

Chelsey Donn: 01:01:58

So I wanted to induct Dr.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:01

J Goldberg tonight for my Royal Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:07

Very nice.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:08

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:09

Wow.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:09

I mean, that is a, I it's like making a Royal Highness out of your

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:15

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:15

yeah,

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:16

you know, we are all very fortunate to be here right now and honoring

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:23

yes.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:25

So woo.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:26

Sorry for the heaviness, but the cycle,

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:29

I love that.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:29

That's a great, that's a great contribution to Royal Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:32

I think it's all about honoring, you know,

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:35

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:35

Well, I think we learned a lot today.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:37

but yeah,

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:38

I think neither of us are big water park people.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:43

I

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:43

don't wanna be in a bathing suit and I don't

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:44

wanna put

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:45

realize that.

Chelsey Donn: 01:02:46

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:47

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:47

My Queen, we did it.

Trey Gerrald: 01:02:48

That is another round on the, are you a waterpark RQ, Ferris wheel of love life.

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Laughter sunburns time flies.

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yes.

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Time does fly.

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All right, let's do do it again.

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Okay.

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or not?

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I cursed.

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It was bad.

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On today is after show pod.

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We are rating and reviewing a One-Star-Zinger review from amazon.com for Viv test ceramic

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It's the.

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to find out what made Trey say holy

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would Lilian pops do up?

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Lillian pops.

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pops.

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Well, that's our new merch.

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No, ignore the haters.

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Lillian pops, karma Lilian pops.

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I love how we turn country towards the

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splash splash.

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I was at the park that was shut down.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:02

the park.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:03

Wasn't shut down just to rides.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:04

Half of it.

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Bye.

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All right.

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All right.

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That was not, I don't know what that was.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:29

That was like between, I was

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:31

Bye

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:32

I thought it was Southern and

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:34

Macona.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:35

yeah, but it was not, I don't

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:37

British.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:37

yeah, exactly.

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All right.

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alright.

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All

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All right.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:42

oh my, oh

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:45

at that, have you ever gotten water in your eye?

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:48

yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:48

It's the worst.

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:50

You mean like stuck in the corner and you're like, Ugh.

Trey Gerrald: 01:06:53

Don't go to a water park,

Chelsey Donn: 01:06:54

Wear goggles.