Episode 46: Balloon & Wine Festival / Nasty Gal

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[Theme Song]

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Hello.

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Hey, everyone.

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Welcome to Review That.

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Reviews.

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We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

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that's Chelsey Donn,

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And that's Trey Gerrald

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and together we are

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The Review

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Queens!

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your trusty review!

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Queens.

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And if you want to support the show while getting bonus and exclusive content, including

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Chelsey happy 420.

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Uh,

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Happy 420 Queens.

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I do think that there's something with Jesus and 420,

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What do you mean?

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his birthday or something, I got to look this up.

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Wait, what?

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Like Jesus Christ.

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Yeah.

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I mean says the Jew, but yes, there's like something.

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Oh God.

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Don't come at me.

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Jesus lovers.

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I, I respect everybody.

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I don't know.

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Happy 420.

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I'm not really a marijuana partake person.

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I have just for the novelty of it.

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When I was in last time when I was in Los Angeles, I did go to a dispensary just because it's legal.

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And so I was like, well, it's not going to be legal when I get back.

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It is today, this was years ago, but I went and it was really funny because I

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was like, Hey man.

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And I was like, hi, um, I don't smoke, but like, I want to try this.

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So like, what should I do?

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And they're like, yeah, man, like calm down, you know?

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And I'm like, I'm nervous.

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oh my God.

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That's so funny.

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Well, somebody said 420, happy birthday.

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Jesus.

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I don't know where that came from, but I'm going to go.

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No.

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Well, Jesus, his birthday is

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Yeah.

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I don't know if that's true.

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The lunar calendar, you know what I mean?

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There's so many calendars happening anyway.

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Yeah.

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420 is fun.

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Maybe I'll tell some stories on Patreon.

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Yeah.

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Why not?

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My week's going well, my day is going well.

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I like had a little bit of a kerfuffle in a parking lot that is going to

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Go for a what happened?

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Lodge A Complaint.

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Actually, I shouldn't call it a kerfuffle cause that makes it seem like

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So, you know, when you're in a parking lot, especially for a shopping center,

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Aligned in such a way that if you do enter in the wrong direction, it is nearly

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So it's like I was running late to an appointment, admittedly.

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And I was pulling into the slot.

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I did not think that I was doing anything wrong.

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And then I realized I'm not going to be able to get into this spot because

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But like there were people surrounding me on all sides.

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And so I just had to, I felt like Austin Powers, you know, in that scene

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I kept turning to everyone around me.

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And I was like, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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But like, is it necessary to do that with these slanted parking spaces?

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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I don't understand the, unless it's like a very small lot.

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And like they're doing that for flow of traffic.

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I don't know what

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I guess, but like, it kind of makes it worse.

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Cause it was sort of small ish lot, but like there was a car that was pulling out that was driving

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So I naturally of course, got out of their way and was like, oh, that's fine.

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I'll just take a left up here.

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But then when I went to take my turn, I was going the wrong way.

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So maybe that car really started the whole kerfuffle, but the point is, if we can't

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Why are we even doing this?

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I have been in that situation before.

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I do know what you mean.

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It's like you can't get your car into it.

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Cause it's the wrong way.

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You just made me think of a really good complaint that I, I'm not going to.

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Yeah, I'm going to write it down.

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I hear you.

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That is a great complaint.

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I'm sorry that that happened to you.

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And I'm in agreement that we should just blame that person that was in front of you.

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it wasn't my fault.

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Well, now that I've gotten that off my chest in real time, I've lodged my complaint.

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I'd like to know What are you going to complain about today?

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This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system.

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Oh my God.

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Yes.

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I'm sorry that I, people so loud.

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My blood boy calls when that little monthly test goes off on my cable.

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It's very upsetting.

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is 2022.

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What is this test for?

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Like, okay.

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Maybe in the world today, like nuclear bombing is like, it's real again, but what my

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Whoever is sending the test out.

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Doesn't know if someone is filling in that scan-tron bubble because.

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I not calling in to say, yes, you're interrupting Maury Povich.

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I like, it makes me crazy.

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Also today in 2022, we ha everyone has smartphones.

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Like,

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Nobody's relying on the cable television.

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do you remember when Trump was in office?

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And like, there was some random day where it was like, we got that little alert

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at office Depot.

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Everybody in there was in a total panic.

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like I turned it off a long time ago.

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Cause I guess I hate children, but there's also a feature on yes.

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On iPhones where it's like an Amber.

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alert will go to your phone.

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So I feel like that is so much more effective than these emergency

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I've never heard it on the radio, but in researching this complaint,

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So, but I've never heard it on a

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Yeah.

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I don't think I've ever heard it on the radio either.

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I mean, it is a little terrifying.

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It's kind of like, you know, the fire drill in when you're a kid, it's like, you hope

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Well, fema.gov says that the emergency alert system is a national public warning system

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So I guess it.

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would be like breaking

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It will be like, stand by present is coming

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my question.

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Like I'm not against having the alerts like so that the president can get to us.

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I think it's a little outdated.

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I understand.

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Not everyone has a smartphone, but I feel like more people have

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I don't know the stats on that.

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I mean, I feel like young children, like kids in college, aren't

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but maybe this is for the old people.

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Sorry, old people.

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My complaint is like, how are you verifying that?

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It's going through to my television?

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Like, why am I being subjected to the test without being able to alert you of the result?

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there's gotta be some way that they know.

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Otherwise.

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I agree.

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It would be completely useless.

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A test for whom

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I'm really sorry for how loud that was.

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Like, it really hurt you.

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I saw,

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I

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dead.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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Right

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I just had to take the headphones off or it's like,

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but I was so committed to the bed.

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I didn't acknowledge it.

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It's okay.

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I'm sorry.

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I hear you.

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It is really jarring.

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I feel bad.

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I'm sorry.

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No, it's the high-end.

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I hate it too.

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I leave the Amber alerts on why?

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Because I want to be a good Samaritan, I guess.

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I don't know, like God forbid I should be the one that like, you know, sees it.

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And then I want to know that I would be the first to call and of course I

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Did you ever get lost in a department store as a kid and have to like go

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absolutely.

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kidding?

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My mom claims one time we were at a grocery store and she says, now I don't,

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She says that I ran away from her and then I ran to the person like hysterically

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And they called her over the loudspeaker.

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And she was like, why didn't you run away from me?

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You know?

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Like, I, I don't know why I would've done.

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Have you ever gone up to somebody

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Yeah.

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that they were your mother or father?

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Literally, as you were asking that I would speak, I need to make

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my God.

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have, it's probably one of the most mortifying I get.

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When I think about it, my skin is flashing in my eyes are tearing.

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It was the most.

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That's probably it like an elementary school where I'll tell this story on the after show.

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Oh, but yes, I grabbed the,

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Oh no.

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I was walking on the, I was walking on the boardwalk, um, in Atlanta

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That's weird.

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Okay.

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I'll tell mine.

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And after show tale,

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Wait.

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that's

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so weird.

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Chelsey.

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too many distractions.

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There's like the ocean or.

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That's what's probably what it is and the fishing and

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Yeah, exactly.

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There's just like stuff around.

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Oh my God.

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That's hilarious.

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All right.

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that was a lot.

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Wow.

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I'm like, I feel like my skin is vibrating a lot.

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of higher frequency now.

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Alright, well, Chelsey, do you want to get into some online reviews with this energy?

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I absolutely beeping do know.

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All right.

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As you all know, we are your trustee Review!

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Queens.

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We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

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What?

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I just keep getting a visual of you taking the headphones off.

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And I like, it's funny, but I also feel really guilty,

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all right, let it

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was so loud.

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Let it go, Elsa.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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So as Chelsey was saying, we will read you the Review!

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break it down and rate the, we will.

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Okay.

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We will read you the Review!

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break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's a very Regal process that we call

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Assess That Kvetch

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and Chelsey girl, you are first on today's episode.

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Take it away, Queen.

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I can't wait.

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I can't wait.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm excited.

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I'm excited.

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Yay.

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Review That Review.

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I think it's like apropos that we have extra giggles today.

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Can if considering it's 420,

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Right.

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Good point.

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which is nothing new for us.

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All right.

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So this Review!

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is written by VIN T

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Like the size of Starbucks.

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oh yeah.

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Good point.

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Binti so this was written by Vinti.

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It is a two-star review on Yelp for the Temecula valley balloon and wine festival.

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All right, here we go.

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The Temecula valley balloon and wine festival is held every year during the first weekend of June.

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'in vino veritas.' Which translates to: in wine, there is truth.

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Whereas Bo and Duke, like to say, 'yeehaw, let's go get us a beerita!'

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What?!.

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So what happens at some random desert spot?

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When you gather a bevy of hot balloons, airships, eighties rockers, Daisy Dukes, wine snobs,

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like the porta potty drains tanks, you end up with something that doesn't mix really well.

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That's not to say you can't find some good here.

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The balloon glow, when the air ships ignite their burners in unison, while a loft is

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But I would invest your $50 per ticket with the real balloon festival in

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As the Roman say X Neely, O G is ex Nilo Neal fit, which means nothing comes from nothing.

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Pro Tip.

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It's important to spell check your tattoo!

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About me.

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Latin scholar?

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Yes.

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Daisy duke fan?

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Yes.

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Dukes of Hazzard fan Not so much.

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Wow.

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Well, I'm glad that van at the end explained why they referenced what the

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Wait, what's the difference between Dukes of hazard and Daisy duke?

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I thought Daisy duke was a character on the Dukes of hazard,

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I always thought of Daisy Dukes as like, like the shorts, right?

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Like the actual clothing and then Dukes of hazard.

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Isn't that?

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A movie

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I believe it was a

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or TV show.

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And then yes, it became a thump, but they're like the hot girl on that.

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Like Jessica Simpson and the movie played Daisy

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Yeah.

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That's who I think of.

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I think of Jessica Simpson in the short for.

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which for.

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some reason always makes me think of that Paris Hilton Hardee's commercial,

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Oh, yeah, awkward.

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I don't know why, wait, what's the third thing he signs off with,

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It says Dukes of Hazzard fan boy, not so much.

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I guess I'm just, why does he keep talking about I don't get it or is he

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Something.

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I think that is what he's saying, because he also brings up the whole,

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I think that the point that Vinti is getting at is like the Temecula, as far as I've

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And I guess this moment, whenever this festival is, is very like, Aw, you know,

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Like we have.

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These beautiful vineyards, you know, all around and this striking glow of

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And then I think we're venti is where we're losing.

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Venti is the funnel cake, you know, corn dog, hot fat mysteries, and misspelled tattoos of it all.

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I mean, it is interesting when you think about it, cause it is sort of mixing high and low.

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Like I do think of like a carnival,

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Rita fit into a wine festival?

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like the port-a-potty analogy, I guess, you know, it is funny to me to consider

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And then the Romans as the

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I guess, yeah.

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In vinos

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each other for entertainment.

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I mean, it sounds to me like, then.

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Latins, scholarly.

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A little too, his hat, I suppose.

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But, but I do, I would say it is unique information because when you said the

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lovely.

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But now we're hearing this Review!

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I am getting like, this is a very odd mixing of things that don't necessarily

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Yeah.

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I think it's valuable in the sense of the name of the event itself really

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And I mean, I'm not going to lie, like I'm not above,a funnel cake moment.

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Of course.

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I love like I'm, I'm not above the class of at all, but I do think it's

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Like most of the time, if you think of a wine festival, you think it's going to be

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Right?

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Um,

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I just picture like a bunch of those things from Starbucks that are like

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I definitely think of a charcuterie board, but I also don't, I don't think

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I think of it as like a chic dinner party.

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I would never want a red wine at like noon on the first weekend of June looking up at balloons.

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not a red wine and an adult.

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I'm a, I'm a white, well, I'm a Sauvignon Blanc specific kind of girl.

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And I feel like you can definitely have a nice crisp white wine with lunch

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I think of St.

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Korea, if it's going

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or a sangria or, yeah, I don't, the time of day doesn't particularly bother me.

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I guess you are in wine country.

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So like you are going to be partaking in wine

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Yeah, we do like wine tours during the day and Temecula and stuff like that.

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Okay.

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I forgot to mention that venti is an elite reviewer, which again, I think sort of

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What do we think of the attitude here?

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What do we think of the shade?

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Why have a question?

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Does it, we don't know where then is from

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Lynn's from Carlsbad, which is near San Diego.

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no, it, well, so I guess to me, as someone who born and raised in the

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If they're not Southern, I don't think that's fair.

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I think it's A little out of touch.

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Yeah, I agree.

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So there, there is a sense of like screwing you.

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Yeah.

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Southern people are, can be tacky and sure.

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There's like a stereotype about Southern people and you know, but like, why are you like

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And also some of us love it.

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And I sort of wished that there was a little room for that.

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Like we've heard other reviews before where they're like, not my cup of

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Whereas this, whereas this is feeling judgy in a way that's

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very judgmental.

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the whole thing, go to go to the San Diego bay wine and food festival

Trey: 00:20:00

I'm glad you brought that up.

Trey: 00:20:01

Cause I literally thought, like, why are you suggesting something that's

Trey: 00:20:06

This is like a summer early summer festival here in

Chelsey: 00:20:10

And like, can we give,

Trey: 00:20:11

suggesting something and

Chelsey: 00:20:12

can we give to macula, like their moment?

Trey: 00:20:14

yeah, it does seem to me like then.

Trey: 00:20:18

Has a very specific pompous point of view about what an elegant wine festival should be

Trey: 00:20:28

But to me mixing the conceit of like a fair or a daytime festival with like fried

Trey: 00:20:40

Like you can bring your kids, they can do all that.

Trey: 00:20:43

Silly like fried Oreo stuff and you can have wine.

Trey: 00:20:47

Like the mixing is feels disjointed, but it also feels purposeful.

Chelsey: 00:20:52

I agree also, like I do think that the family.

Chelsey: 00:20:56

Matches my memory of Temecula.

Trey: 00:20:59

The beer Rita thing is odd because beer and margaritas have nothing to do with

Trey: 00:21:06

Have you ever had a.

Trey: 00:21:07

Like there was a, there's a place in Manhattan called Blockheads and they put an upside

Chelsey: 00:21:14

I mean, I'm not a big beer person in general.

Chelsey: 00:21:16

I do like a margarita, so I would just have my margarita as the mark minus the beer.

Trey: 00:21:22

Okay.

Trey: 00:21:22

So tell me about this spelling situation.

Trey: 00:21:24

Cause it seems like, or the grammar

Chelsey: 00:21:26

Yeah.

Chelsey: 00:21:26

I mean, I think spelling and grammar checks out, there were a few sentences

Trey: 00:21:32

and the anxiety of seeing.

Chelsey: 00:21:35

Yeah.

Chelsey: 00:21:36

And the anxiety of seeing Latin.

Chelsey: 00:21:37

I think if I were just reading this, Review!

Chelsey: 00:21:39

not allowed on a podcast.

Chelsey: 00:21:41

I would probably just skip that.

Chelsey: 00:21:43

Like, I don't even think I would, like when I first saw the Review!, I was

Chelsey: 00:21:47

That I'm going to have to say on the show, but I just thought, I mean, You can't really

Trey: 00:21:56

Okay, well here let's get to the actual nuts and bolts.

Trey: 00:21:58

Like, what is the point?

Trey: 00:21:59

What's the point of this interview?

Trey: 00:22:00

Do you think that this is a common experience of people go into this festival?

Trey: 00:22:05

Or do you think that then a sort of an, a fluke minority here?

Chelsey: 00:22:09

I think it's a, it's a little bit hard.

Chelsey: 00:22:11

Cause I'm, you know, by the way that they're describing it and they set up right

Chelsey: 00:22:19

So I think you can expect that.

Chelsey: 00:22:22

But your response to that very well may not be the response that VIN T is having.

Chelsey: 00:22:28

Does that mean.

Trey: 00:22:29

Yeah,

Trey: 00:22:30

I mean, I, I do kind of feel like.

Trey: 00:22:33

I think that this really got under then's scan, unless maybe they're just an elite and

Trey: 00:22:41

But like, it does seem like if you're going to a daytime festival of like hot air balloons

Trey: 00:22:49

Of lots of different kinds of people.

Trey: 00:22:51

Like if you're not used to dealing or being surrounded by people that are different

Chelsey: 00:23:03

If you can't hang with the commoners then.

Chelsey: 00:23:06

Yeah, exactly.

Chelsey: 00:23:07

Maybe, maybe you're the odd man out.

Trey: 00:23:10

Yeah, I mean, I feel like I can like put this in like a colander and sort of

Chelsey: 00:23:19

That's a great way of putting it because like we find out that it's

Trey: 00:23:25

and it is interesting to know, like you're gonna, like, you're going

Trey: 00:23:29

So have that expectation.

Trey: 00:23:31

And I do think the whole redneck stuff is as an attempt at humor, more than

Trey: 00:23:37

But I think I can, I think I could crown venti makes me want to Vinci

Chelsey: 00:23:41

I know, I think I can ground them too.

Chelsey: 00:23:43

I just have one question.

Chelsey: 00:23:45

What do we think that w like the final shade before the obviously protect that it's important

Chelsey: 00:23:56

What do you think that that means?

Trey: 00:23:58

I mean before we got to the end, when they say they're a scholar, it felt to me like

Chelsey: 00:24:11

Yeah.

Trey: 00:24:12

I don't know.

Trey: 00:24:13

I don't, I don't know.

Trey: 00:24:15

I have no idea

Chelsey: 00:24:16

Cause I don't think that that is a concluding statement really adds up to anything.

Chelsey: 00:24:19

Cause I think it's like nothing comes from nothing.

Chelsey: 00:24:22

Doesn't really make sense.

Chelsey: 00:24:23

Like it's like everything.

Chelsey: 00:24:24

Add the up to nothing.

Chelsey: 00:24:26

Maybe.

Chelsey: 00:24:27

I don't know.

Chelsey: 00:24:28

Anyway, too much time is spent on venti.

Chelsey: 00:24:30

Let's crown him.

Trey: 00:24:31

All right, here we go.

Trey: 00:24:32

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown carts and an effort

Trey: 00:24:40

We will simultaneously reveal our.

VOICEOVER: 00:24:43

The Queens are Tabulating.

VOICEOVER: 00:24:50

Total Score.

Chelsey: 00:24:51

All right.

Chelsey: 00:24:51

Trey is holding up two crowns.

Chelsey: 00:24:53

I'm holding up two and a half grounds.

Chelsey: 00:24:54

Trey, let us know why two crowns preventing.

Trey: 00:24:57

I think after shifting my little colander, I'm realizing there's base level information here.

Trey: 00:25:03

I was really distracted.

Trey: 00:25:05

I had to do a lot of self work on myself to get through the weeds of like the bad humor about

Trey: 00:25:14

The Dukes of Hazzard type people.

Trey: 00:25:16

And I don't know, I just think like it's a festival get over yourself.

Trey: 00:25:21

Like, why are you being so pompous about a festival that King's festival?

Trey: 00:25:27

Um, so for that reason I gave it to cause I don't, whatever, it was just get a glass of wine.

Trey: 00:25:32

Okay.

Trey: 00:25:32

And enjoy the hot air balloons.

Trey: 00:25:34

Chelsey, why did you say two and a half?

Chelsey: 00:25:37

I was really torn between two and two and a half.

Chelsey: 00:25:40

I agree with everything that you're saying, I think that there was

Chelsey: 00:25:46

That really was a turn off for me.

Chelsey: 00:25:48

But like you said, it was actually your colander point.

Chelsey: 00:25:51

Pushed me up that extra half crown, because I do know it's going to be $50 a ticket.

Chelsey: 00:25:56

I do know that I definitely am getting a sense of the vibe that I can anticipate.

Chelsey: 00:26:02

It's two crowns, not one.

Chelsey: 00:26:04

So I think they're, they are leaving a little bit of room, uh, for their interpretation

Chelsey: 00:26:12

So that was why I went with two and a half pounds for vintage.

Trey: 00:26:16

All right.

Trey: 00:26:16

Good job.

Trey: 00:26:17

Let's go to some macula.

Chelsey: 00:26:18

Yes, let's do it.

Chelsey: 00:26:20

Please.

Chelsey: 00:26:20

I'd love to go.

Trey: 00:26:21

All right.

Trey: 00:26:21

Well, Let's take a quick little break before we head to Temecula in real life.

Trey: 00:26:25

And when we come back, we can get into my Review!.

Chelsey: 00:26:28

Let's do it.

Chelsey: 00:26:28

I account wait, BRB.

VOICEOVER: 00:26:35

We'll be right back.

Trey: 00:27:01

It's One-Star-Zinger time Chelsey let's strap ourselves in, take

Trey: 00:27:09

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

Trey: 00:27:11

Most of the days,

Chelsey: 00:27:19

All right, Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and

Trey: 00:27:31

Just like queen Meryl, who does it?

Chelsey: 00:27:33

before the clock runs out.

Chelsey: 00:27:35

All right.

Chelsey: 00:27:36

Try.

Chelsey: 00:27:36

Where is your One-Star-Zinger from today?

Trey: 00:27:39

This week, I have a one-star review from amazon.com written by good old Amazon customer

Chelsey: 00:27:47

she's back.

Trey: 00:27:48

the DVD of the 1965 live television production of Cinderella,

Chelsey: 00:27:59

Is this the Brandy one?

Chelsey: 00:28:02

Wait, what year is this?

Trey: 00:28:04

1965.

Chelsey: 00:28:09

Oh,

Trey: 00:28:11

And I also said starring Leslie Ann Warren.

Chelsey: 00:28:13

yes.

Chelsey: 00:28:14

Okay.

Trey: 00:28:16

See, I feel like it's just 420 it's Vegas

Chelsey: 00:28:19

I know you're right.

Chelsey: 00:28:20

It is it's it's in the air.

Trey: 00:28:23

All right.

Trey: 00:28:23

So Amazon customers, one star review subject is One Star.

Trey: 00:28:28

And the Review is grandkids wanted the cartoon version.

Chelsey: 00:28:34

Oh, my God, Amazon customer.

Chelsey: 00:28:37

Well, if grandkids wanted the cartoon version, then maybe you should have paid

Trey: 00:28:43

Exactly.

Chelsey: 00:28:44

All right.

Chelsey: 00:28:45

I'm gonna into a pumpkin thing that Cinderella rides and with what.

Trey: 00:28:54

thought you were going to strap me to Brandy.

Chelsey: 00:29:00

I have such amazing nostalgia for the Brandy version.

Chelsey: 00:29:04

Like that is my preferred Cinderella.

Chelsey: 00:29:07

So I just, well, as soon as anyone says that I automatically picture Brandy in my head.

Chelsey: 00:29:11

So I think I just stopped listening.

Trey: 00:29:13

You did

Chelsey: 00:29:14

No, I'm going to put you in the pumpkin, you know, with your fairy

Chelsey: 00:29:21

Don't lose your shoes again, please.

Trey: 00:29:24

it's possible.

Chelsey: 00:29:27

Things are happening at every day is

Trey: 00:29:31

It's all right.

Chelsey: 00:29:34

I thought it was impossible, impossible,

Trey: 00:29:37

Yeah, but then she's saying it is

Chelsey: 00:29:39

then it is in the end.

Trey: 00:29:41

cause of

Chelsey: 00:29:41

Our rights, our right, right.

Trey: 00:29:43

It's

Chelsey: 00:29:43

God it's possible.

Chelsey: 00:29:46

Let's do it.

Chelsey: 00:29:47

It is possible that you'll win this Meryl-Go-Round I believe in.

Chelsey: 00:29:50

You try.

Chelsey: 00:29:51

So

Trey: 00:29:51

thank you.

Chelsey: 00:29:52

let's get it.

Trey: 00:29:54

Come on pumpkin.

Trey: 00:29:54

Here we go.

Chelsey: 00:29:55

Yes.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:56

Three, Two, One,.

Chelsey: 00:30:01

TLC reality.

Chelsey: 00:30:02

Show

Trey: 00:30:03

wanted the cartoon version

Chelsey: 00:30:06

adult film,

Trey: 00:30:07

GO!

Trey: 00:30:08

grandkids.

Trey: 00:30:08

One of the

Chelsey: 00:30:12

breaking news,

Trey: 00:30:14

grandkids wanted the cartoon version.

Chelsey: 00:30:17

drama,

Trey: 00:30:19

Grandkids wanted the cartoon.

Chelsey: 00:30:21

romcom.

Chelsey: 00:30:26

WWE.

VOICEOVER: 00:30:28

Two,.

Chelsey: 00:30:32

Good job, Trey.

Chelsey: 00:30:33

I dunno why that felt.

Chelsey: 00:30:35

I mean, I do know why that felt so gross when I gave you the adult film.

Trey: 00:30:40

Good job.

Chelsey: 00:30:41

my God.

Chelsey: 00:30:41

I could jerk because your tray that's six, that's six for you.

Chelsey: 00:30:45

Trey.

Chelsey: 00:30:45

Good word.

Trey: 00:30:46

Alright, Chelsey, what is your One-Star-Zinger today?

Chelsey: 00:30:49

Okay.

Chelsey: 00:30:49

So my One-Star-Zinger is from the modern days, Snuggie called the comfy.

Chelsey: 00:30:57

It's very comfortable.

Chelsey: 00:30:59

This Review!.

Chelsey: 00:31:00

I would call it comfy.

Chelsey: 00:31:02

This review is written by unhappy.

Chelsey: 00:31:07

Um, it is obviously a one-star review, subject wrong color.

Chelsey: 00:31:13

And then the Review!

Chelsey: 00:31:14

is I received the wrong color and then it has the like hand to the face emoji.

Chelsey: 00:31:19

So I guess I'm going to have to, so I guess every time I say my thing, I'm

Trey: 00:31:24

All right.

Trey: 00:31:24

Another plug for patreon.

Trey: 00:31:26

If you aren't a patreon on, you're going to ha

Chelsey: 00:31:28

Now you're going to miss my hand to the face, slap myself.

Trey: 00:31:31

Yeah.

Trey: 00:31:31

Don't slap yourself.

Trey: 00:31:32

All right.

Trey: 00:31:32

Well then in that case, I'm in a strap you into one of those poop emoji pillow.

Chelsey: 00:31:38

Okay.

Chelsey: 00:31:38

Great.

Chelsey: 00:31:38

Love it.

Trey: 00:31:39

Alright, here we go.

Chelsey: 00:31:41

That's it.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:41

Three, Two, One,.

Trey: 00:31:44

Spy

Chelsey: 00:31:46

I received the wrong color.

Trey: 00:31:49

Yankee

Chelsey: 00:31:51

I received.

Trey: 00:31:53

breaking news

Chelsey: 00:31:55

I received the wrong color.

Trey: 00:31:58

auctioneer.

Chelsey: 00:32:00

I received the wrong color.

VOICEOVER: 00:32:13

Two,.

Trey: 00:32:29

Oh, I got matched to that bike.

Trey: 00:32:31

I couldn't even, I couldn't even say Shakespeare.

Chelsey: 00:32:42

The Moji really added the

Chelsey: 00:32:51

oh God.

Trey: 00:32:53

I have to go on a hunt for emoji ones down to four.

Trey: 00:32:59

So that was definitely six.

Trey: 00:33:01

You definitely got sex, but I feel like you were about to do Shakespeare, but I couldn't say

Chelsey: 00:33:06

That's okay.

Chelsey: 00:33:08

We'll just take the tie.

Chelsey: 00:33:09

We'll take the

Trey: 00:33:10

Oh my God.

Trey: 00:33:11

A'..

Chelsey: 00:33:14

Ah, that was fun.

Chelsey: 00:33:16

That was a fun ride.

VOICEOVER: 00:33:19

Review That Review.

Chelsey: 00:33:22

Goodness.

Chelsey: 00:33:23

All right.

Chelsey: 00:33:24

We are back from that giggling game break and it is your turn.

Chelsey: 00:33:29

Trey.

Chelsey: 00:33:29

Where is your Review!

Chelsey: 00:33:31

from this week?

Trey: 00:33:32

Okay.

Trey: 00:33:33

So I have a very interesting show departure review today.

Chelsey: 00:33:37

Oh, wow.

Chelsey: 00:33:37

Okay.

Trey: 00:33:38

this was sent to us by a listener.

Chelsey: 00:33:41

Okay.

Trey: 00:33:42

Unfortunately, I don't remember.

Trey: 00:33:45

I should've made a note and I didn't, I also have another Review That I've yet

Trey: 00:33:51

I did make A'.

Trey: 00:33:52

Facebook status months ago and the only person to like it was Chelsey.

Trey: 00:33:57

Um, okay.

Trey: 00:33:58

So this is a Instagram comment Review!

Trey: 00:34:02

of

Chelsey: 00:34:03

Wait, what?

Trey: 00:34:05

the shop nasty gal.

Trey: 00:34:08

Left in the comment section of nasty gal's Instagram account.

Chelsey: 00:34:13

Copy.

Chelsey: 00:34:14

Okay.

Trey: 00:34:14

So this is by an Instagram user named Bella B for nasty gal.

Trey: 00:34:20

And here is Bella B's Review!

Trey: 00:34:25

and I'm just going to save my voice.

Trey: 00:34:27

This entire Review!

Trey: 00:34:28

is written in all caps.

Trey: 00:34:31

If you actually want to receive your orders, I do not suggest ordering anything from at nasty gal.

Trey: 00:34:39

I ordered two items on November 15th and FedEx has yet to receive the items as of November 25th.

Trey: 00:34:47

After them telling me all week, my delivery day was today.

Trey: 00:34:53

Whole time there's been no delivery date.

Trey: 00:34:58

Fed ex gets to my house around 10:00 AM.

Trey: 00:35:01

10:00 AM has came and went.

Trey: 00:35:04

And now nothing I inquired today and at nasty gal is telling ne I have to wait until December 16th.

Trey: 00:35:13

Now on a day when I should be celebrating, I am wasting an hour of my day trying to

Trey: 00:35:30

money, I did not have to spend had at nasty gal, not had such a trifling shipping procedure.

Trey: 00:35:38

I will never, ever, ever order from here again.

Trey: 00:35:44

And if you go look in their comments, you can see others having the same issue.

Trey: 00:35:51

Hashtag bad business hashtag do not shop here.

Trey: 00:35:57

Hashtag bad reviews, hashtag bad rating.

Trey: 00:36:01

Hashtag stay away.

Trey: 00:36:03

Hashtag never shop hashtag nasty gals do it better.

Chelsey: 00:36:11

Wait, what nasty girls do it better?

Chelsey: 00:36:16

I mean, not in this case.

Trey: 00:36:17

Maybe Bella B did that on purpose.

Trey: 00:36:20

Cause maybe that's their like their shops.

Chelsey: 00:36:22

Or maybe they're like nasty girls do it better.

Trey: 00:36:27

have you ever heard of nasty gal?

Chelsey: 00:36:28

I've heard of nasty gal because I was obsessed with a show on Netflix called girl boss.

Chelsey: 00:36:33

That's all about the founder of nasty gal.

Trey: 00:36:36

Oh, so you've never shopped at nasty gal.

Chelsey: 00:36:40

no.

Chelsey: 00:36:41

Have you,

Trey: 00:36:41

I've been to the one that's in west Hollywood.

Trey: 00:36:45

It's right.

Trey: 00:36:46

Where that,

Chelsey: 00:36:46

like stores now because it used to be like an E-bay type thing.

Trey: 00:36:50

Oh

Trey: 00:36:51

no, it's like a shop.

Chelsey: 00:36:53

Oh

Trey: 00:36:54

There's one.

Trey: 00:36:54

I don't know how many there are there's one, right by that.

Trey: 00:36:56

Alfred's, you know where that diamond is on.

Chelsey: 00:37:01

yeah.

Trey: 00:37:02

It's right.

Trey: 00:37:02

We went to Alfred's and then, cause my niece wanted to go to go there,

Chelsey: 00:37:06

Oh, interesting.

Chelsey: 00:37:08

All right.

Chelsey: 00:37:08

So I, you know what I find very interesting.

Chelsey: 00:37:11

Anecdotally, does the FedEx person come to your house at the same time?

Chelsey: 00:37:15

Every time?

Trey: 00:37:16

I don't know.

Chelsey: 00:37:17

I don't think I'd ever be able to say it's 10 0 1 and had the FedEx guy, you know,

Chelsey: 00:37:27

He would have been here already by 10:00 AM.

Chelsey: 00:37:28

You know what I mean?

Chelsey: 00:37:29

Like, I don't think I have that kind of, I've had packages delivered in the

Trey: 00:37:39

also it's been 10 days.

Trey: 00:37:42

Like they ordered the items on the 15th and now it's the 25th.

Trey: 00:37:47

So it's been 10 days.

Trey: 00:37:48

I mean I guess I feel like most standard shipping is like,

Chelsey: 00:37:52

I mean that's a lot of time.

Chelsey: 00:37:54

I mean, for it to ultimately be taking over a month is, is infuriating

Trey: 00:38:00

Yeah.

Trey: 00:38:00

So I do think taking a month is exceptionally long, but the fact that it's only been 10 days and

Trey: 00:38:09

Yeah, it would have, I don't know that I would go to Instagram.

Chelsey: 00:38:12

Yeah.

Chelsey: 00:38:12

I think Instagram is a very interesting forum to go to.

Chelsey: 00:38:16

I've known people to go to Twitter,

Trey: 00:38:18

Yes,

Chelsey: 00:38:19

I think going to the Instagram comments, it just makes me wonder how likely is it

Chelsey: 00:38:28

What are they commenting on in the first place?

Chelsey: 00:38:32

Right?

Chelsey: 00:38:32

Like, how is this comment analogous to the post itself?

Trey: 00:38:37

So it is just on a random photo.

Trey: 00:38:40

And, but I actually think it's an interesting place to go because all of

Trey: 00:38:54

I will deem you privately.

Trey: 00:38:56

We'll take care of this immediately.

Chelsey: 00:38:57

Yeah, but I feel like that's because okay.

Chelsey: 00:38:59

If.

Chelsey: 00:39:00

Was like at Delta, you messed up whatever.

Chelsey: 00:39:03

And I like wrote something really mean about Delta.

Chelsey: 00:39:05

Then if I went on to Twitter and I searched the word Delta, it is possible that your Review!

Chelsey: 00:39:12

rather your tweet might come up.

Chelsey: 00:39:14

So like now this is directly associated with your company at very least in the mentions.

Chelsey: 00:39:21

So I feel like.

Chelsey: 00:39:22

Make sense to me that if you're going to, I'm going to put you on blast on Twitter.

Chelsey: 00:39:26

This, I feel like it's so easy to get lost in the comments.

Chelsey: 00:39:31

We're a little bit wasting our breath in this forum.

Chelsey: 00:39:34

I think don't you,

Trey: 00:39:36

You know, now that you,

Trey: 00:39:37

say that that sort of shift my opinion here.

Trey: 00:39:40

Cause I thought this is like really clever and smart way to go about getting

Trey: 00:39:46

But I am starting to think like

Chelsey: 00:39:48

does it show you if anybody's like liked it or reply?

Trey: 00:39:52

So this was sent to us two hours after the person wrote it.

Chelsey: 00:39:56

Okay.

Trey: 00:39:57

And there's no, there's no attention on it,

Chelsey: 00:40:00

Okay.

Trey: 00:40:01

but I don't remember when this was sent to me, but oh, November

Chelsey: 00:40:06

Okay.

Chelsey: 00:40:07

Yeah.

Chelsey: 00:40:08

So doesn't really seem like it's garnering much attention.

Trey: 00:40:12

But nasty gal's Instagram account is verified.

Trey: 00:40:15

They have 10,000 posts and they have 4.8 million followers.

Trey: 00:40:19

So I do imagine that there is a social media team, and I do imagine that they are

Trey: 00:40:28

So I do think that this could get lost very easily and 50 50.

Trey: 00:40:32

I do think maybe the social media team would find this and, you know, choose how to engage.

Chelsey: 00:40:39

I just think it's a little bit hard for me to assess the impact here, you know,

Chelsey: 00:40:56

I just don't know that the audience that's meant to see this Review!

Chelsey: 00:41:00

and learn from this interaction is going to actually, learn from this interaction.

Chelsey: 00:41:05

So.

Trey: 00:41:06

Well, I think that's an interesting point because the whole Twitter thing

Trey: 00:41:16

Don't shop here.

Trey: 00:41:18

I don't think that going to these platforms is to help other people.

Trey: 00:41:23

I think it is only to get your situation addressed, which I don't really have a

Trey: 00:41:34

I think there's less longevity in the impact on Instagram specifically,

Chelsey: 00:41:39

And who knows, like maybe Bella B then went on to like write a Trustpilot review,

Trey: 00:41:45

right?

Chelsey: 00:41:46

grade it as if Bella has only written this Review!

Chelsey: 00:41:50

as an Instagram comment, unfortunately, for, for maybe my assessment of Bella.

Trey: 00:41:55

so like the spelling and grammar is terrible because it's basically, there

Chelsey: 00:42:03

Oh, you said all caps lock.

Trey: 00:42:05

there is nothing that is lowercase except for at nasty gal and then all of the hashtags.

Trey: 00:42:10

So spelling grammars, it's literally just a rant.

Trey: 00:42:13

I mean,

Chelsey: 00:42:13

And presumably their caps lock button.

Chelsey: 00:42:15

Wasn't stuck.

Chelsey: 00:42:16

Then if they were able to ride the cash tags and.

Trey: 00:42:19

Right.

Trey: 00:42:19

It's definitely a stylistic choice.

Trey: 00:42:21

I just can't tell if this is like common or fluky.

Trey: 00:42:25

Like, I don't think that any business could survive if, if they always

Trey: 00:42:31

So it does make me think like something happened.

Trey: 00:42:34

For the specific order.

Trey: 00:42:36

Also the whole like emotion about I'm supposed to be celebrating today because I have all

Chelsey: 00:42:46

don't

Trey: 00:42:46

sort of like,

Chelsey: 00:42:48

You think that Bella is in the red hat society or whatever it is.

Chelsey: 00:42:51

Like those people that wear the purple dresses and the red hats.

Chelsey: 00:42:53

And she's very

Trey: 00:42:54

no, this is like literally a 19 or 20 year old.

Chelsey: 00:42:58

Okay.

Trey: 00:42:58

I can see her picture.

Chelsey: 00:43:00

All right.

Chelsey: 00:43:01

So it's not, so I was a little confused with that section, right?

Chelsey: 00:43:05

So all of this is happening over a hat.

Trey: 00:43:07

Wait.

Trey: 00:43:08

It's really funny to me

Chelsey: 00:43:10

Are they wearing a

Trey: 00:43:10

to imagine a red hat?

Trey: 00:43:12

society, lady shopping at nasty gal

Chelsey: 00:43:16

Oh my God.

Trey: 00:43:18

purple boa.

Chelsey: 00:43:19

exactly.

Chelsey: 00:43:19

Exactly.

Chelsey: 00:43:20

So why do we need a hat?

Trey: 00:43:23

Uh, a hat?

Chelsey: 00:43:25

Why

Trey: 00:43:26

a hat.

Chelsey: 00:43:27

was it not a hat?

Chelsey: 00:43:29

You said

Trey: 00:43:29

No.

Chelsey: 00:43:30

I wrote down hat.

Trey: 00:43:32

Oh, because that's a type of, I say, trying to figure out what E H a T, instead

Trey: 00:43:42

So I said he hat

Chelsey: 00:43:44

Oh, I thought they were saying, trying to figure out what hat to wear.

Trey: 00:43:48

to wear.

Chelsey: 00:43:49

And I was like, why are you so upset about what I had to wear?

Chelsey: 00:43:53

Oh, it's not a hat.

Chelsey: 00:43:54

Okay.

Chelsey: 00:43:55

Oh,

Trey: 00:43:55

it's a

Chelsey: 00:43:55

really changes everything.

Chelsey: 00:43:57

All right.

Chelsey: 00:43:57

So, all right, fine.

Chelsey: 00:43:59

So it's not a hat.

Chelsey: 00:44:01

Where does the $250 come in?

Trey: 00:44:03

Because it seems that Bella B is presenting the case.

Trey: 00:44:06

So they purchased a bunch of options to, for what to wear.

Trey: 00:44:09

And aren't able to select powerfully because this item hasn't come.

Trey: 00:44:14

So now they don't have the, all the options

Chelsey: 00:44:16

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Trey: 00:44:18

so now they're effect, um, they've been victimized by FedEx is shipping delay.

Chelsey: 00:44:23

All right, so, so here's the, so this is the scenario.

Chelsey: 00:44:27

Bella Baby, has purchased $250 worth of options of whatever item this is.

Chelsey: 00:44:33

Let's say it's a hat.

Chelsey: 00:44:38

So $250 worth of hats.

Chelsey: 00:44:41

So then we have five of our options, but the one option that we order from nasty gal is

Chelsey: 00:44:50

So we're very angry, even though we have five other options,

Trey: 00:44:54

I think I'm sort of making that up.

Trey: 00:44:56

I don't know if the options are only from nasty gal or if the options are from nasty gal forever

Trey: 00:45:06

I don't know.

Chelsey: 00:45:07

I don't know that store, but yes, to the others.

Chelsey: 00:45:11

Okay.

Chelsey: 00:45:12

I think that what we're getting at, yes.

Chelsey: 00:45:15

I understand that you're upset because your item was delayed.

Chelsey: 00:45:18

We've all been there.

Chelsey: 00:45:20

I hate it.

Trey: 00:45:20

Yeah, it's The worst?

Chelsey: 00:45:21

frustration of that is not lost on me.

Chelsey: 00:45:23

And, and I've definitely been there.

Chelsey: 00:45:25

So Bella B feel you on that where I'm losing Bella B is I'm a little bit lost in the emotion

Chelsey: 00:45:37

Right now, I think if we do order an item, we expect it within a reasonable

Chelsey: 00:45:47

of.

Chelsey: 00:45:48

Immediacy.

Chelsey: 00:45:49

Like I need this right now.

Chelsey: 00:45:50

Like th this is, this is a

Trey: 00:45:51

time-sensitive, hat.

Chelsey: 00:45:53

I can understand that that's frustrating.

Chelsey: 00:45:55

Like this was my first choice.

Chelsey: 00:45:56

And now I had to go to a store and buy other things that I didn't really want to wear, but

Trey: 00:46:04

It does seem like maybe Bella be left out that there is something to be celebrating

Chelsey: 00:46:14

What are they celebrating?

Trey: 00:46:16

there was an event or are you just highlighting, like you were

Chelsey: 00:46:23

Right.

Chelsey: 00:46:23

And like, your happiness is like when the FedEx man comes at 10:00 AM with a package,

Chelsey: 00:46:31

I don't think we use it enough.

Chelsey: 00:46:32

I only know it really from bills, bills, bills.

Trey: 00:46:35

Yes.

Chelsey: 00:46:36

I wonder what happened after this comment was left?

Chelsey: 00:46:39

I guess that's like what I'm left wondering because squeaky wheel, as

Trey: 00:46:49

since we will never know the outcome.

Trey: 00:46:51

What is the impact for you with this?

Trey: 00:46:53

Keep you from going into the store or would this keep you from ordering it delivery?

Chelsey: 00:46:59

Again, assuming that I was thinking about buying, I mean, there's a lot of assumption here.

Chelsey: 00:47:03

I was thinking about buying a product.

Chelsey: 00:47:05

So I decided to check out their Instagram page.

Chelsey: 00:47:07

I landed on this particular post.

Chelsey: 00:47:09

I scroll down to the thing and I read this.

Chelsey: 00:47:11

If all of those things happened, would I then not order from them?

Chelsey: 00:47:15

I don't know.

Chelsey: 00:47:15

I think I just wouldn't order anything that was super time sensitive, nasty.

Chelsey: 00:47:20

I'll definitely flubbed up.

Chelsey: 00:47:22

But I just don't know how effective this is, but I think I'm ready to crown Balla B.

Trey: 00:47:27

Yeah, me too.

Trey: 00:47:27

I'm racking my brain here, but let's go ahead and crown let's do up.

VOICEOVER: 00:47:31

These are tabulating.

Chelsey: 00:47:38

All right, I'm holding up one and a half crowns Treys holding up two crowns.

Chelsey: 00:47:41

I'll go first.

Chelsey: 00:47:42

I'm holding up one and a half crowns because I feel you, Bella B, there is a lot of

Chelsey: 00:47:53

I've been there.

Chelsey: 00:47:54

I just don't know that your voice is going to be heard.

Chelsey: 00:47:57

Here.

Chelsey: 00:47:58

And I don't know that you're reaching an audience that could then benefit from your

Chelsey: 00:48:05

Wasn't great.

Chelsey: 00:48:06

And you held the caps lock.

Chelsey: 00:48:08

And so for those reasons, I did have to give you one and a half crowns, unfortunately, but

Chelsey: 00:48:16

Why, why two crowns from you?

Chelsey: 00:48:17

Trey.

Trey: 00:48:18

I gave two crowns because I like the ingenuity.

Trey: 00:48:21

Trying Instagram, but I don't know when I am scrolling social media

Trey: 00:48:28

I instantly ignore it because I just don't have time.

Chelsey: 00:48:31

me too.

Trey: 00:48:32

there's so much craziness that goes on in the comments, but I appreciate that

Trey: 00:48:40

And I have been there and I feel that, but ultimately I'm not sure that this

Chelsey: 00:48:49

As yes, as, as you frequently do.

Trey: 00:48:52

I love their hats.

Chelsey: 00:48:53

I love their hats as well.

Trey: 00:48:55

So two crowns for an elevator.

Trey: 00:48:58

All right, queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey: 00:49:01

Chelsey.

Trey: 00:49:02

Who are you going to induct this week for?

Chelsey: 00:49:08

I'm going to specify it to mine, but I'm going to open it up to all.

Chelsey: 00:49:11

So my nest thermostat.

Chelsey: 00:49:15

Really all the nest thermostats, it's really just changed my life.

Chelsey: 00:49:18

If you don't know what a nest thermostat is, it is a luxury that allows you to change the

Chelsey: 00:49:31

So let's say it was like a hundred degrees outside and you were driving home and you're

Chelsey: 00:49:40

You could literally turn your air conditioner on from your car in that moment

Chelsey: 00:49:49

I mean, what a luxury, my life has been changed.

Chelsey: 00:49:54

I'm lazier.

Chelsey: 00:49:55

But I am more comfortable.

Chelsey: 00:49:57

And so for that reason, I wanted to induct nest thermostats as My Royal Highness.

Chelsey: 00:50:04

And I don't know if they're still yes.

Chelsey: 00:50:08

And I don't know if they're still doing this, but when we got our nest thermostat, we

Chelsey: 00:50:18

So, look into it because you might be able to get one for free.

Trey: 00:50:21

Very interesting.

Trey: 00:50:22

We actually don't have the nest system, but a very good friend does.

Trey: 00:50:28

And they talk about that nest constantly.

Trey: 00:50:31

So I hear how impactful.

Chelsey: 00:50:34

every day

Trey: 00:50:35

Mazel Tov

Chelsey: 00:50:36

I use it.

Chelsey: 00:50:36

Mazal to nest.

Chelsey: 00:50:38

All right.

Trey: 00:50:39

All right.

Trey: 00:50:39

Chelsey.

Trey: 00:50:40

Here We are.

Trey: 00:50:40

That's another round on the RU a RQ Ferris wheel of 420 life.

Chelsey: 00:50:45

Yes.

Chelsey: 00:50:47

Puff, puff, pass.

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We are rating and reviewing a one-star review from Amazon, for The My Friend Jesus plush.

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I was biting my tongue the whole time earlier in the episode when we were talking about

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was really Jesus saying a lot.

Trey: 00:51:49

Um, we're also going to talk about my sticky note, mortifying, horrifying boardwalk

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So to find out what made Chelsey say.

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Oh, hello.

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That's like Jason Mamoa as Jesus.

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Oh, I like that.

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Chelsey: 00:53:04

Trey.

Chelsey: 00:53:05

Oh, wait.

Chelsey: 00:53:05

No, that's not you.

Chelsey: 00:53:06

Oh, shoot.

Chelsey: 00:53:06

I can't believe I did that.

Chelsey: 00:53:08

How embarrassing.

Trey: 00:53:10

What?

Trey: 00:53:12

Wait, what?

Trey: 00:53:12

I Don't we get it Wait, what's happening.

Trey: 00:53:20

I don't, I don't get the joke.

Trey: 00:53:25

Can you answer me?

Trey: 00:53:26

Hello?

Chelsey: 00:53:28

I was pretending, like, I thought that you were standing next to me, but you look.

Trey: 00:53:34

What?

Trey: 00:53:37

Why would you pretend that?

Chelsey: 00:53:39

I mean, we were saying about how, like, when you are the boardwalk

Trey: 00:53:47

oh

Chelsey: 00:53:48

and it wasn't, and

Trey: 00:53:48

my God, I, I just did not get that at all.