Episode 27: Cloud Foot Massager / Amazon Echo Dot

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[Theme Song]

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hi.

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Hello.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast dedicated to reviewing

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reviews!

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We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

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That's Chelsey Donn

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and that's Trey Gerrald

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and together we are

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The Review Queens

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Hey Queen!

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How's your little week goin girl.

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Uh, my week is going okay.

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I've had a little bit of like a back flare up injury happening, which hasn't been good.

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Somebody told me I should eat, have some like beet juice, whatever will work.

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I'm trying.

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But I was sipping this in the beginning of the intro.

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And then I realized that my whole mouth turns red and every time I take a sip, so

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beet juice.

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I don't think I've Ever consumed beet juice.

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Apparently it's good.

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Something with the blood.

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I don't know.

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I need it.

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So that reminds me of I'm that TV show Doug.

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Oh didn't he love beets?.

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I think like there was a band called the beats or something like that.

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Oh yeah.

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The Beats.

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I loved Doug.

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Patty Mayonaise.

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Wasn't there a song like Patty with a pickle in it?

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Some.

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Nope.

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I don't know.

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I

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just hear the mayonnaise for me patio.

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Yes.

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But I also remember the transition music was always pop.

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Yes.

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Such memories with that.

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If you don't know the show dog, then.

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Sorry.

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Sorry.

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How's your week going, Trey?

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My weakest good.

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I randomly, I just got an update on my computer.

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So I had to like be without my computer for 56 minutes while the new apple software downloaded.

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Um, so that's interesting.

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That's fun.

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Remember like how I deleted so much stuff and was like,

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Well, now I'm back down to 150 gigabytes.

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I don't know how this happened.

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Well, we have a lot of episodes.

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I know, but I've put, they're all offloaded onto an external, so I'm very confused.

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I don't know.

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But other than that, thanks for good.

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I'm doing well.

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And I'm happy to be co-existing with you for the next hour and change where this proper episode.

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For the proper app and we're going to be doing this episode.

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And I'm really excited because we introduced a couple of episodes back our after show

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We get to do some extra Patrion royalty.

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Only bonus content reviews.

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I have a really very fun Review!

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for our after show.

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So this is your formal invitation listener.

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If you have not investigated our Patrion, please check it out.

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patreon.com/reviewThatReview.

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We have three tiers.

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You can choose whichever is the most comfortable for you, and you can

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I'm loving this

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Who doesn't need more queen time.

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I need more queen time.

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You know what I mean?

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It really, um, helps me engage with.

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my core joy anyway.

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So let's move away from core joy.

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Let's talk a little bit about some negative stuff.

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Chelsey, would you like to officially open our ledger book and

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Lodge A Complaint?

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Yeah.

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I would like to Lodge A Complaint.

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I'm not over the whole airplane thing, you know?

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I dunno.

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It's still on my mind.

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Cause when I was on the plane, I like wrote down a few things that annoyed me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I was like, you know what, I'm just going to write this down instead and

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It's like a little pet peeve, like you know, when they make an announcement

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Through with a trash bag.

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Okay.

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I hate when they rush through, like, they don't look to both sides of

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It just feels like there's so much stress.

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Like as soon as they make that announcement, I need to collect all of my garbage and

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So that the second, the.

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Person comes by.

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I could be like, here, I have trash.

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I have trash.

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Like, even though it's technically their job to be collecting the trash, like, I really

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And trash, like, because sometime.

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Maybe I was like watching a movie or something and I'm like, oh yeah, I do have trash.

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Or, or like, whatever.

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Like, and I just feel like when I get trash on a plane, I immediately get very stressed out.

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Cause I feel I need to hoard said trash for this moment.

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Otherwise what happens?

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What happens if I miss my, my opportunity to throw my trash in the bag?

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Anyone?

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It's interesting you bring, because there have been at

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Where the flight attendant left before I was able to give my trash where I've been stuck with it.

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And I'm like, well, like now I have to hold it until they finished

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I know exactly.

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And, and I do do that too, like now, because I'm hypervigilant, like I'm ready.

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Like I have my trash like prepared.

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So at the flight engine, not see that it's because they didn't look at me and

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So it's very hard to communicate.

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I just got a visual of I'm going TEN HUT!, with your trash

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and just charging it.

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Is '10 hut' so that everyone knows you're ready.

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Is that what that phrase is for?

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Oh Trey.

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I don't know sports things, but I think so.

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I mean, that's like what the quarterback is that what it's called?

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But like, that's like, you know, that is that.

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We just aren't ready enough and we're not ready.

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So that's, that's going to be my complaint.

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I hear you.

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I, I have experienced that and yes, that is one of life's little, like annoying nuisances.

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That's sort of small, but after a lot, it does, you know, when you've been waiting for five

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Exactly.

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That's what I wanted to get off my chest today.

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How about you Trey?

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Well, what's going on?

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I have an also like a little tiny annoyance that I think I contribute meaning to.

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But it is something that happens.

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So I am a homosexual and I happened to be married to someone who is the same gender.

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Got it.

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We were married before it was federally recognized.

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Okay.

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But it is now 2021.

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It really bothers me when you use the word husband to someone in conversation

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Like partner?

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Partner, boyfriend, friend, person.

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No, I don't do that to you.

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If you are a straight CIS man, I don't call your wife, your partner.

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I will reflect back the phrase that you tell me is the title of the

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That is like a common respect to not belittle.

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And maybe I understand there is this like fog that occurs whenever I meet someone where I like.

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Don't listen, I can't get their name.

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Like I never remember someone like I like, I just, my brain turns off.

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So I recognize that it may be like you missed that.

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I said the phrase husband, or maybe there's this societal anxiety around, same-sex marriage

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Sure.

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But when I reference husband and you don't refer to David back as husband-

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That's infuriating to you?

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well, it's just disrespectful.

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And then there becomes a moment of like, do I need to address this?

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Right?

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Do I need to like, be your life lesson?

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Do I need to make a moment out of this for you to recognize that this is inappropriate?

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Do I need to turn this into a teachable moment for you?

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Correct.

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Or do I just, shrink myself down to co-exist in your heteronormative view of the

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So that just is something that is infuriating to me.

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So I would love that if anyone is ever in a circumstance, just be aware of your contribution

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We can all learn to be a little bit better about it.

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And if you have an issue with same-sex marriage, it doesn't matter about my specific life.

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You know, you don't have to agree with it.

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I probably don't agree with your hairstyle, but like, I'm not going to let it be known

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So that is my complaint.

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It just, it, it needles at my patience.

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So I'm lodging that, offish.

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Um, I mean, great complaint and I think it's worthy of being Lodged and it

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Like sometimes people might not be doing it because they're homophobic,

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Cause a lot of times when there's the anxiety of, I need to introduce

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What's my name.

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What's my name.

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Instead of listening to what your name is or whatever else.

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So I feel like I've been in that situation before where someone has introduced, you

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And I'm like, wasn't listening to that.

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So now in the future, I think I'll just say like, Michael, your, was it your husband, your fiance?

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Was it your, you know, like I'll, I'll take the fall that I wasn't really listening closely.

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I liked that that was a good complaint.

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Anyway.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Should we do it?

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I think it's time!

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As you guys know, we are your trusty Review!

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Queens.

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We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

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We read you the Review!, we break it down and we rate the impact of the

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That is a very Regal process that we like to call,

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Assess That Kvetch!.

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All right, Trey.

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You are first today.

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Are you ready?

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YippieAyokya!

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Take it away RQ!

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Review That Review.

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So today, Chelsey, I was inspired from a double date with our

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love them!

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For this amazing product that Marc has.

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I think James bought it for him.

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I don't know.

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It's called a Cloud foot massager.

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Okay.

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I'm not really a foot massage person, but Marc was like, you have to try it.

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It's amazing.

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It has like heat and it has like inflatable air pumps on the side to like compress.

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And then it has like the roll leaf.

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It's just this like, amazing thing.

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Is it gonna have a title that's going to infuriate me?

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Okay, just you wait, we need a sound cue for that.

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So I was like, let me try it.

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It's amazing.

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It's $300, but I have been talking this ever since that night and it's now been several

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So.

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Marc told me he got it for a hundred dollars off, so, okay.

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Whatever.

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So I was like, let me like look this up.

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And wouldn't, you know, my research for this episode was complete because I have

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Foot massager machine increases, blood flow circulation, deep kneading with heat therapy, deep

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Wow.

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Okay.

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And this one star review is written by sharkinocean I know.

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Shark in ocean.

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Oh, shark.

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Oh my God.

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wait, what did you say the first time?!

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I-no-seen?!

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Shark, but in ocean is one word.

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It's the last time name.

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Shark Inocean

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Shark Inocean.

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Okay.

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Sounds devious.

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All right.

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So here we go.

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Shark Inocean's subject is men and big legged people.

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Please read why one star, skinny leg people hands down, four exclamation marks, Five Stars.

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People was spelled PPL.

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That is the subject.

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Okay,

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Please read for all people.

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I deal with bad cramps in my calves and ankles slash feet.

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I will start with the pause first, which would have gave it a five stars for those.

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It applies to parentheses skinny CAF people.

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Pressure is great parentheses, not for wimpy people and has all the great bells and whistles.

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Heat rollers side to side motion and vibrating, everything I'm looking for and a massaging

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That's why I'm very disappointed in this item, which brings me to the neg and the

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Number one, it's too small of an opening.

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It is not designed for men.

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I have sexy calves that people pay money for wife's words, not mine.

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Yet I can't for them in this cath massaging device, which doesn't make sense.

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That's what it's designed for five exclamation mark.

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That pic of the lady with the actual leg in it is totally miss leading.

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I am a very large person, but my legs are in excellent shape parentheses, mostly because of

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There is no way in hell that a knee or thigh Canfor put in the.

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Endless you are a wafer.

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And in that case, please don't show miss leading pick of how an item is perfect for everyone.

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When you are a size negative for K K no, it's it's K two exclamation marks.

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It's not a question.

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Okay.

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Then people like me, period, won't waste this company's time period, having to return this item.

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Thanks for exclamation marks.

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The other issue is period, tall people, period, your legs hang over and it hurts your feet

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They should have padding or a lower design on the front and back of that.

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If you are tough.

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T U F F and have small lags O M G worth every penny.

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It was fantastic on the feet, but what a tease, it's my calves that are killing me

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Plan on sending it.

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For the company that makes this product period be realistic about your product

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The opening period needs to be an inch wider, five exclamation marks,

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So, if you were listening period, design it, maybe even wider.

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So we could put knees and thighs, I period it, period.

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Believe me, period, your product period would be a gold mine period.

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The other thing you need to do period is add a remote period.

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It's hard to reach the buttons laying flat on the.

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Also your so-called 360 degree arm slash prop period.

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Won't do a full 360 period faults, F a U L T S advertising period.

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The plug stops it, from one of the positions, poor design.

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I mean, oh my God, listen.

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First of all, there were so many spelling and grammar errors in this review

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Maybe he's just like reinventing the whole like grammar, punctuation, rhythm.

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Maybe he just, I dunno why I'm assigning male pronouns.

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Maybe they're just starting a whole new revolution because.

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Jeez.

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There was a lot of errors,

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Shark Inocean does say that they were a very large man.

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So I think we can use he him pronouns.

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I don't know if that's too assumptive.

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Okay.

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But it's interesting to me because they never once spell out the word people.

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So the amount of times, it's the people it's always PPL.

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Oh, I should tell you that, that 57 people found this

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helpful.

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Okay.

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Well here, I mean, that's the thing is I do think there's a message within this Review!

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I think, I don't know.

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I'm a bigger person, so I would want to know this might be a tight squeeze.

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Now this is definitely for the calf and the foot, right?

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This cloud thing?

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So What's cool about it.

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Yeah.

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It does have as Shark Inocean referenced at is a foot massager, but both ends are open.

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So you can like stand on that and it will be your feet.

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Or you can use this 360 degree rotating arm to sort of stand it on its side.

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Oh.

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And then you can press your calves, the bottom of your legs into it.

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Correct.

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I see.

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Okay.

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That makes sense.

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Just like a lot about shark in the oceans calves.

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I mean, at first I thought it was just, you know, this like kind of public

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And then once they started talking about how their wife said that people would pay for these cat.

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And they really, they said that they're so active for a large man.

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I just thought, wow.

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Yeah, we get a lot of detail.

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I like, I appreciate that Shark Inocean really spells out their context for their complaint.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

And I really do appreciate that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:21

They're saying.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:23

The device should be five stars minus this flaw.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:28

I was surprised at the end, when they were giving the recommendation to the

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:39

I imagine this is grossly off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:42

I mean,

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:42

that's a really great point.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:44

Chelsey!

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:45

An Inch is nothing

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:48

an inch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:48

We'll give this one.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:50

It's extra for and

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:52

what, like, that just seems so minuscule unless, you know, the point is correct.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:58

And then the measurement is just way off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:00

But

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:00

I do have a very serious question about Shark Inocean this entire Review!.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:07

I just instantly think that this is an 80 year old that thinks that they are.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:13

Filling out a form for the manufacturing company, because the whole, like, even the Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:20

the first sentence, please read for all people.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:23

Oh.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:23

But it's just, it does feel to me like shark feels like this as a

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:30

And so they want to get that point across to the company.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:34

Now I recognize like all bodies show up in different ways.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:39

Uh, shark really takes on powerfully what their body is correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:45

So it did make me a little uncomfortable when shark assigns anorexia to the model.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:51

Uh, we obviously know that the modeling industry has had a long history of

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:01

I mean, the anorexia comment was by far my least favorite of the entire Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:05

it like really?

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:07

Before that I was, I was like, okay, we've got some spelling errors,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:11

And then after that shark in the ocean or Shark Inocean really lost

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:19

I also am wondering because literally the sentence after the anorexic comment,

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:33

F I R throughout the entire Review!, except for the very end.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:36

So it's like, I thought maybe like they're Southern and they just say fir,

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

we thought that it was like one time.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:41

It was like, I thought it was just a mistake for Fitbit.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:46

Me too, but it seems like they just, they don't hit the oh, on the keyboard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:51

Cause it's right next to the eye.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:52

Did they also spell misleading?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:54

M I S S space L E a D I N J yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:58

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:58

You got my reading.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:00

I

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:00

did.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:00

I was like, oh,

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:02

this is leaving, but now I'm wondering if.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:08

Wants to pull this device up to their thigh, which there's definitely no

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:18

And they make the, they make these little leg massagers.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:21

Cause I did look that are $800.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:25

The do the hall, all Fang.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:27

So then that makes me think, does shark just want this product to be what it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:34

And he's sort of alluding to the fact that he couldn't really get the leg

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:37

I mean, I get it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:38

If you can't get the leg in, then it's not going to work.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:41

So like I said, that's really the only useful thing in this whole Review!

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:45

everything else is just kind of weird.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:48

And I don't understand why they're pitching another product at the end of the.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:54

To the manufacturers.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:55

I mean, maybe that's helpful for the manufacturers to know like what people

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:01

was all over the place.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:03

Like you're assigning it a one-star, but then you're saying that there are five

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:10

you're just talking about tall people

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:13

and.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:14

Big legged people and fat

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:16

people, big people, small people like

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:18

Skinny calf people.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:20

That's, that's what I wanted to say.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:23

It's I can't distinguish what there may be.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:26

Like, I wonder if they were typing on a phone and so like, that's why there's so

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:34

They say CAFS, and then later they say calves.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:39

So it's like, They were saying, they know that at some point it's not spelled C a L F S.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:47

C a L V E S like it J it's very confusing and I don't get what's up with all these periods.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:54

I don't, I just don't get up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:55

It's all like how many wimpy people, you know, like how many times they reference people,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:02

they also say like endless, instead of, unless you are a wafer.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:11

It's very triggering.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:12

I feel it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:13

I feel like sharp, darkest, trying to pick up all of these, like possibly triggering

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:19

definition of abuse for anyone reading this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:23

Like I think that's

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:24

what I wanted to say earlier.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:25

It was.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:26

Shark really takes on.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:28

Look, I am a fat legged person, so I'm going to speak of fat legged person

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:35

about other things without like, it's like, those are not your experiences.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:40

Shark in ocean, you have some sort of test group where you and a whole variety of people

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

I don't really know why you're speaking for the skinny leg and people or the wimpy

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:00

And I'm not interested in those people's opinions.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:04

Like this is your opinion of the product.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:06

I think no sharks says.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:10

Yeah, this is your fact.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:14

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:15

Whatever.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:17

Uh, but you

VOICEOVER: 00:25:19

know what I'm

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:20

saying?

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:20

I'm just saying, like, I think that they really stepped out of line here in talking

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:34

And if shark and ocean had taken a moment to distill down their point, which is.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

It's unfortunate.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:40

This is a great product and yes, it works as advertised, but I have

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:47

Fine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:48

But that's not what was, there was a lot here.

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:50

That was not that

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:52

to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:53

I wonder if they were speaking this to Siri.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:57

I like a speak to text.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:59

I think I wonder if they were like, Hey Siri.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:02

Leave a review on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:04

Maybe that's why my phone just started me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:06

Maybe that's why it has so many periods anyway.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:09

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:10

So we know, the spelling and grammar is totally zero, probably the worst on the spot

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:19

Gap that is sort of valuable to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:21

It does have an impression for me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:23

I believe shark is being truthful now, but do we do think that this is a common experience?

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:30

Do you think other people are finding this issue?

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:32

Well, you know, I don't know, maybe shark and ocean.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:36

I wasn't using it properly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:37

Maybe sharper notion, like you said, didn't understand that this is especially, they're

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:47

You know, that's just the way, I mean, every boot I've ever worn, I got to squeeze my foot in there.

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:52

Like, it's just, sometimes you got to do a little squeeze and maybe shark and ocean wasn't used to

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:05

You know, even somebody like you, who thinks that they have large, oh, sorry, not that

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:10

correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:11

That is true.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:12

Like I do think there is a, I think there's a distinction between guests.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:15

This, this is not designed for thighs buys are going to always be larger than caps.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:22

So, but if, but sharks first complaint is that their cat it's too tight for the cat.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:26

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:27

So I, I do believe that is truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:30

So I would imagine that this probably is not a fluke.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:33

I feel like people probably have encountered this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:35

Sure.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:36

So that was a sort of be like, if I fall in that category or not, which to shark's

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:43

That look at people pay attention skinny, like people with five stars and over there in the

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

model.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:50

I mean, geez.

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:51

A little disheartening, right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

It is the whole thing was about, so then what about the humor and

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:56

total anecdotal?

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:58

You know, just funny, not, not in an intentional

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:01

way, like I was laughing at not laughing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:04

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:05

And then like the impact for me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:07

It's sort of some, it reminds me a little bit of the left-handed home situation

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:20

Maybe I'm going to try and look at the measurements of the item.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:23

I'm going to do a little bit more research to see if I'm going to have a problem fitting into this.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:28

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:29

If I don't fit into that category, moving on, which, which I guess to shark and oceans

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:38

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:38

This was all not making me feel a little confused about how I'm going to crown that I

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:41

know because of the left-handed.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:44

Well not, I mean, I, I think I know how to crown it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:28:47

Do you want to cry?

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:48

Yeah, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:49

Let's that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:49

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:50

So Chelsey and I each have our own set up one to five ground cards and in an effort to

VOICEOVER: 00:29:01

The Queens are tabulating.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:03

I'm ready.

VOICEOVER: 00:29:08

Total score.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:10

Okay, I'm holding up one and a half.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:12

Crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:12

Trey is holding up two crowns, the one and a half crowns purely because good, good to know that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:18

Maybe it's a little bit on the snugger side.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:21

All the other kinds were taken away because the spelling, grammar all over the place.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:26

And I didn't really like the attitude and the way that shark and ocean was

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:33

People, uh, that he referenced.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:35

And for that reason, I couldn't give him more than one and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:40

Why did you give shark and ocean two crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

Tray?

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:42

Yeah, pretty similar.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:44

I gave two because it raises an awareness of like length of the openings.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:50

But generally, if you were leaving a review that is written, please do a spell

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:57

This is to be read.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:59

I have a little bit of awareness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:01

That like it's unreadable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:02

This is readable.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:04

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:05

There were more than three instances where I had to like pause to figure out

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:13

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:13

I mean, it's 57 people.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:16

Uh, helpful, you know, if this was cheaper, it would already be in my house.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:21

Right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:21

So I guess ultimately the impact isn't that strong, but it does like raise a

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:30

So that's why I gave to the spelling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:33

I've never, I mean, this is just atrocious and a little bit of me thinks that shark and

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:42

Oh, part of me, gray is also miss landing

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:46

mis leading.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:48

I was going to say, I was going to say all kinds of fun packs.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:54

Great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:54

So we did it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:54

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:55

So Chelsey, we're going to go on a quick break and then when we come back, we're

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:02

No, can't wait, love it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:03

BRB.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:07

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:31:08

We'll be right back.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:21

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Trey Gerrald: 00:32:29

Oh, it's game time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:30

Chelsea let's get ready to strap in and take a spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:35

I feel

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:36

like an icon most of the day, I

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:38

feel like that's with an a all right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:32:44

Here's the deal, Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30

Trey Gerrald: 00:32:57

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who does it all before the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:02

All right, Chelsea, tell us what is your One-Star-Zinger for today?

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:05

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:05

So my One-Star-Zinger for today is from Sephora.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:09

It is for two faced lip injection, extreme lip plumper.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:15

I have that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:16

You do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:17

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:18

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:18

Well, we'll see if you agree with bubblegum.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:21

Yum.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:23

Mmm.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:25

Bubblegum, yum wrote a one-star review of this product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:28

She said this, I don't know why I'm assigning them female pronouns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:32

This felt like needles stabbing the inside of my lip.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:39

Do you find it painful?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:41

Um, yeah, but that's the point that it doesn't, if it didn't

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:45

I

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:45

completely agree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:33:46

I need to feel the stab in order to feel like it's going to be a successful at

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:50

plumper.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:51

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:51

So today I'm going to have you strapped and on a neon open sign, that's flashing, coming out of.

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:59

You ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:33:59

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:03

Southern

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:05

needles, stamina inside of

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:08

adult film

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:10

needles, stabbing

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:13

operatives.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:15

This

Chelsey Donn: 00:34:15

fuck like

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:19

WW.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:21

It's

VOICEOVER: 00:34:21

not like needles stabbing me inside of my musical theater

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:30

my lap.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:30

Disney like needles, stabbing

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:36

Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:37

You got sad.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:40

Oh

VOICEOVER: 00:34:40

my gosh.

VOICEOVER: 00:34:41

What a rush.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:44

Okay, great.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:46

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:46

So today my.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:49

As from target.com.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:51

This is from Joe C.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:55

The last name is St.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:56

Not Josie, Josie.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:58

Oh, yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:34:58

And this is for the citrus and Bazell 100% soy wax candle.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:04

And Joe's subject is in quotes, which I checked.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:09

They wrote the quotes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:11

The quotes are not like that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:12

Doesn't formulate quote, can I have my money back?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:17

The eye is not capitalized.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:19

And then Joel sees Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:21

it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:22

I let it burn for at least an hour when lit it smells absolutely like wax.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:29

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:30

It's a 100% soy wax candle, but I guess the scent doesn't smell they've needed more of a sense.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:38

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:39

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:40

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:40

All right, Josie, you are shopped into a pickle jar try.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:45

So what you're inside of the pickle jar, half sour.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:51

So don't draw it in there cause you have a lot to do.

Chelsey Donn: 00:35:54

Are you ready?

Trey Gerrald: 00:35:56

I just pictured Jack and rose from Titanic on like a pickle

VOICEOVER: 00:36:01

and then we're

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:02

like, okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:03

And then she does.

VOICEOVER: 00:36:04

All right.

VOICEOVER: 00:36:04

I'm running.

VOICEOVER: 00:36:05

She does.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:05

All right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:06

Let's see.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:10

Courtroom

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:11

drama.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:12

I let it burn for at least an hour when lit it smells absolutely like wax

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:17

adult film.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:19

Hey Linux

VOICEOVER: 00:36:20

for at least an hour.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:22

When the late breaking news, I let it burn for at least an hour when

VOICEOVER: 00:36:32

song.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:39

there

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:42

was a disaster.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:42

I knew it

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:43

was too long for, for you try

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:50

so proud of you, girl.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:51

I'm so glad you were on that open side.

Trey Gerrald: 00:36:54

Thank

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:54

God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:55

Thank God.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:55

It was open and I walked right through that victory.

Chelsey Donn: 00:36:59

Woo.

VOICEOVER: 00:37:00

Yay.

VOICEOVER: 00:37:03

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:06

Okie dokie.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:07

Chucky's we are back from that rousing game break and Chelsey Donn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:11

It's your turn.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:12

What is your Review!

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:13

for us?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:14

Okay,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:15

Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:15

My review today is also from Amazon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:19

And not only is it from Amazon, but it is a review of the Amazon echo dot I think.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:28

Do you have these in your

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:29

house?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:30

We have the show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:31

We don't, we have a dot, but it's not plugged in.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:34

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:34

Well, that's probably good because AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:41

That's the name of the person?

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:43

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:44

Alternative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:46

This is a lot AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:52

Should we have a nickname for them

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:55

now?

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:55

I think we have to say the entire, the whole thing.

Trey Gerrald: 00:37:57

Alternative addiction,

Chelsey Donn: 00:37:59

rock

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:00

collection.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:01

Diction rock affliction.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:02

Okay.

Trey Gerrald: 00:38:02

Yes, I'm sure this is like some heavy metal quote.

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Oh, maybe we don't know such things, but this is alternative addiction.

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Rock afflictions.

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One star review on Amazon of the Amazon echo dot the subject is potentially the most dangerous

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Okay, here we go.

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Here we go.

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Works too good.

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Apparently while I was asleep, I woke up for a few minutes.

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But wasn't really coherent.

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I D K what I said, if anything, to activate the Alexa controller device, however, it recorded

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It was then sent out to my friends that had an Amazon.

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They're friends and family, and God knows where else.

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Apparently it had used my contacts to send that voice message to my friends,

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It also somehow sent the voice message to my friends, contacts and

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And so.

Chelsey Donn: 00:39:22

I turned off my Amazon dot that day after several of my friends called me to ask

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One friend said his sister got it too.

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I don't know his sister.

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Careful people PPL I've since gone into my Amazon account slash devices slash recordings

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I deleted them all.

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And de-registered my several devices that I no longer own.

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I didn't know, they stay connected until you remove them and all the data retrieved by them.

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Very dangerous device, if not properly and thoroughly set up, completely read all the

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Amazon site for tips, ideas, and what, and what not to do sincerely and embarrassed, frustrated

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What not to do previous user.

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AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

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Well, okay.

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So I did know that they stay connected until you manually do.

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Remember.

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I did well because I always was sort of of the mind.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:05

That's why I thought this was going to like go into conspiracy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:08

You know, I was very aware when I first purchased an Alexa device that like, it's always

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:15

It's this little like sliding device I bought to cover the little camera on my computer.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:20

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:41:21

But you have someone listening to all the

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:23

time.

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:23

Well, but you know, I also know someone who works for the government in a

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And they said like they could neither confirm nor deny.

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If people are listening in, but if you're not saying anything of illegal value than

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But, but, but I have all of my lights, everything is on Alexa.

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So I can verbalize every night when we go to sleep, I've never considered the

Trey Gerrald: 00:41:57

Well, alternative addiction, rock affliction has like really put that into my mind.

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I want to, I'm so curious.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:02

I wonder if like it has recorded me singing defying gravity 9 million times.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:08

Sure.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:08

It has.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:09

What about the sending thing?

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as like an Amazon.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:12

Uh, a device user.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:14

Can you talk about how that might have happened?

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:17

I mean, you would have to command it to do that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:20

I've never, I have never, this is interesting coming

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:23

off of the friends like

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that though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:26

I, that really doesn't make any sense to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:29

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:30

I wonder if they, if they didn't know them, they must've had their content.

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I bet that is an excusable to me.

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I don't

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understand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:36

It doesn't make any sense, like, they said that it was set to friends,

Chelsey Donn: 00:42:43

And it also somehow send the voice message to my friends, contacts

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on.

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That's so weird.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:50

I wonder if, I don't know, I've never heard of that.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:54

I've never sent a text that way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:42:56

I will just say that on the other end of that.

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My friend who was a caretaker for their parent.

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I'm in a different state.

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Whenever the parent wouldn't answer the phone.

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Which would happen because of a mental issue they could drop in on

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Cause it like has a walkie-talkie sort of aspect.

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:18

Right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:43:18

So from like literally across the country.

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So that is a beautiful thing, but it has.

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Terrifying.

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I mean, I think that this Review!

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is very valuable from alternative addiction rock reflection, because it really highlights.

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They aren't saying don't buy this.

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They're saying this is very dangerous because I had this crazy circumstance.

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And if you choose to move forward with this, make sure you follow all of the directions to a

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They aren't saying like, don't do

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it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:51

They're just saying this was what you're doing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:54

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:43:55

And no like that, it's recording all the time and you have access to those

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:01

This is very alarming.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:02

It's really, it

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:03

reminds me of that movie.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:06

Well, yeah, but, but there was like, there's another movie with Adam Devine called like

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:15

I, me and like five other people probably saw it in the theater, but it's about

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:26

Right.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:27

And it's scary.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:28

It's like all of a sudden the robot is like, I'm the captain now I was getting like those vibes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:34

That's a very common opinion and concern.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:38

It's like that movie.

Trey Gerrald: 00:44:39

It's like her, that movie, her where he falls in love with.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:43

Yeah, it takes it to another degree.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:44

I got to say, like, I found this Review!

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when I was at your house.

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Cause I saw these little Amazon things all over your house.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:52

And so I thought maybe I'll get one because everybody likes to automate their life.

Chelsey Donn: 00:44:57

And when I read this Review!, that was it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:01

I was like, you know what?

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:02

I don't need it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:03

I got enough devices listening to me.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:06

I can't possibly imagine.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:08

And

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that bathroom, that guest bathroom.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:10

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:11

There's the little dot which is in the, I have never even opened

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:13

up.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:13

Thank goodness for that, because yeah, this is

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:16

crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:17

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:17

You know, to me, I'm sort of like, whatever, but I do recognize, like, it has always listening

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:26

Uh, I don't care.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:27

You.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:28

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:29

I don't care.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:29

I just don't personally care.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:31

I would love for Alexa to edit our podcast if you're listening, but to me, no, I recognize

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:39

And also this whole like, agreement of consent, like, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:44

It could text everyone, I guess.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:46

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:46

I don't know how that works.

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:48

Yeah, I appreciate the circumstance that alternative addiction,

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:54

And I do think that this happened, I mean, I don't, I don't call into

Trey Gerrald: 00:45:59

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:45:59

I mean, I just think alternative addiction rock affliction has really

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:07

Are on the fence as to whether or not they want to buy this product.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:10

I mean, just a quick fact, 1,509 people found this review helpful.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:16

So I think that that says something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:18

It does come up often when we have guests over, like the

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:24

Yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:24

A lot of people are like no way.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:26

I mean, it is interesting how often I do have that conversation.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:29

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald: 00:46:30

Not so much

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:31

that like I have.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:32

And like you said, like with the friend and the government, it's not like I have anything to hide,

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:52

But like, I still think it's weird that it divided.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:57

Could possibly take his action.

Chelsey Donn: 00:46:59

Take action.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:00

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:01

Take action in a non-directed way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:04

Like it's, you know, I have an apple watch and you know, sometimes like the apple watch

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:12

And that like infuriates me and weirds me out.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:16

Uh, no, like enough, like this is something

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:20

else, but to me I'm also like, well, I have an apple watch.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:23

So what's the difference between Siri and Alexa?

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:25

I mean, there's just probably, no, I mean, that's why we have a conversation and

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:33

I didn't really think this was humorous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:35

I think it was scary.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:36

It was frightening.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:37

I think it didn't need to be humorous.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:39

And honestly, the impact for me is like, it doesn't really matter.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:42

I already own them, but.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:44

I recognize this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:45

I do think that it's impactful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:46

The specific circumstance that occurred is very important.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:51

I would

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:52

say,

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:52

wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:47:52

Alternative addiction, rock affliction really gave me a lot to think about.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:57

I also loved that they sign off.

Trey Gerrald: 00:47:59

Sincerely sincerely

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:00

and embarrassed, frustrated, and yeah, I like them.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:04

Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:04

So I, I, wasn't really able to point this out entirely sort of similar to shark and ocean

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:16

PPL, wherever possible.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:19

They did like IDK instead of, I don't know, you know, that kind of stock yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:25

Shorthand.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:26

There was a lot of, there was a lot of shorthand, a lot of run-on sentences, that kind of thing.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:32

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:32

But that being said, unlike the last Review!

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never got in the way of the message, that, that alternative addiction rock fluxion.

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I

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think I could crown,

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:44

I think I'm ready to crown alternative addiction.

Chelsey Donn: 00:48:47

Rock reflection

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are tabulating.

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Yes.

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school.

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Okay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:02

I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:03

Trey is holding up three crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:04

Trey, let us know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:06

Why are you giving alternative addiction?

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:08

Rock affliction.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:10

I was going to do for, until you broke down all of the misspellings and

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:19

And I, I do think the impact is strong, but it is middle of the road because it

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:28

No.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:29

The risk.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:30

I didn't specifically know this circumstance was happening in a bowl.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:34

Um, but, um, alternative addiction, rock of flection, middle of the road to me.

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:39

That's why, what about you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:49:40

Why did you do for I

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did four because not only did alternative addiction, rock affliction have

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:50

I did not full stop, but 1,509 other people.

Chelsey Donn: 00:49:55

Found it helpful and decided to say so.

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So I thought that many people read this Review!

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and had that kind of impact enough of an impact to at very least click that button.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:07

Then we have to listen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:08

We have to pause and listen to alternative addiction, rock affliction.

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And I think they're pretty much a queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:50:15

I took the crown off for the little bit of spelling, so that's why I took the One, crap.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:21

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:50:21

Great.

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Review!

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addiction,

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Rocca flection luckily showed

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up both of our reviews today.

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Mine was inspired by a friend and yours was inspired by an amazing human being,

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such a good friend of mine.

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Speaking of amazing, inspiring

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thing we have rates haven't weighed the most Regal portion of our show.

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Who are you?

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Trey inducting for?

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Okay.

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So today I'm going to induct three letters.

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Okay.

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C P R

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O.

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What'd you think I was going to say CVS?

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Wow.

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I'm inducting CPR because the story came out about this 81 year old and England

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And people in the theater knew CPR.

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They were able to keep him alive while the paramedics came and the 81 year old lived.

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And that story.

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Just as so incredible to me, I actually do not have a CPR and I would like to learn it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:32

And I just think that that is a brilliant example of how we all are on this planet together.

Trey Gerrald: 00:51:37

And like, you know, crazy things can happen.

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And it's a lifesaver.

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CPR is a life saving technique and I think we all should have.

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Guard ourselves like, you know, prepare.

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So I am inducting CPR.

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You are truly a queen.

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I am going to commit to learning so bad and making that declaration on the podcast.

Trey Gerrald: 00:52:02

Um, all right, Chelsey, who are you in ducting

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this week?

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I'm going to do it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:52:06

I'm going to induct Trader Joe's.

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As My Royal Highness.

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So my list, I know it's on all of our lists.

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Of course it is because trader Joe's, it just comes in.

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They really bring it.

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They have things that are just ready to go.

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If you're going to a party, if you're going somewhere and you think, oh,

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And also, I don't know if it's like this everywhere, but certainly in

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And I I've heard that they're treated pretty well.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:07

So I think that that's fantastic and I've loved them for years.

Chelsey Donn: 00:53:12

Let's do it.

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Let's make it official here today.

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Trader Joe's.

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You are my slash our Royal Highness.

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Woo.

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Concur?

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Yes.

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All right.

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Well, we did it.

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