UA-198543153-1 27 - Cloud Foot Massager / Amazon Echo Dot - Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 27

Episode 27: Cloud Foot Massager / Amazon Echo Dot

The Queens inspect a 1 star Amazon reviews for the Cloud Foot Massager and the Amazon Echo Dot! Chelsey needs you to give her more of a heads up, Trey is requesting respect, and Shark Inocean competes with Alternative Addiction Rock Affliction!

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(04:41) Lodge a Complaint!

(11:36) Cloud Foot Massager Review

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(33:13) Royal Court

(34:10) Meryl-Go-Round

(39:00) Amazon Echo Dot Review

(52:32) My Royal Highness


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Transcript
VOICEOVER:

[Theme Song]

Chelsey Donn:

hi.

Trey Gerrald:

Hello.

Trey Gerrald:

Welcome to Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

We are the podcast dedicated to reviewing

Chelsey Donn:

reviews!

Chelsey Donn:

We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

Trey Gerrald:

That's Chelsey Donn

Chelsey Donn:

and that's Trey Gerrald

Trey Gerrald:

and together we are

VOICEOVER:

The Review Queens

Trey Gerrald:

Hey Queen!

Trey Gerrald:

How's your little week goin girl.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, my week is going okay.

Chelsey Donn:

I've had a little bit of like a back flare up injury happening, which hasn't been good.

Chelsey Donn:

Somebody told me I should eat, have some like beet juice, whatever will work.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm trying.

Chelsey Donn:

But I was sipping this in the beginning of the intro.

Chelsey Donn:

And then I realized that my whole mouth turns red and every time I take a sip, so

Trey Gerrald:

beet juice.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't think I've Ever consumed beet juice.

Chelsey Donn:

Apparently it's good.

Chelsey Donn:

Something with the blood.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I need it.

Trey Gerrald:

So that reminds me of I'm that TV show Doug.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh didn't he love beets?.

Trey Gerrald:

I think like there was a band called the beats or something like that.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

The Beats.

Chelsey Donn:

I loved Doug.

Trey Gerrald:

Patty Mayonaise.

Trey Gerrald:

Wasn't there a song like Patty with a pickle in it?

Trey Gerrald:

Some.

Trey Gerrald:

Nope.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

I

Trey Gerrald:

just hear the mayonnaise for me patio.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

But I also remember the transition music was always pop.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Such memories with that.

Trey Gerrald:

If you don't know the show dog, then.

Trey Gerrald:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

Sorry.

Chelsey Donn:

How's your week going, Trey?

Trey Gerrald:

My weakest good.

Trey Gerrald:

I randomly, I just got an update on my computer.

Trey Gerrald:

So I had to like be without my computer for 56 minutes while the new apple software downloaded.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, so that's interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

That's fun.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember like how I deleted so much stuff and was like,

Trey Gerrald:

Well, now I'm back down to 150 gigabytes.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know how this happened.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, we have a lot of episodes.

Trey Gerrald:

I know, but I've put, they're all offloaded onto an external, so I'm very confused.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

But other than that, thanks for good.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm doing well.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm happy to be co-existing with you for the next hour and change where this proper episode.

Trey Gerrald:

For the proper app and we're going to be doing this episode.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm really excited because we introduced a couple of episodes back our after show

Trey Gerrald:

We get to do some extra Patrion royalty.

Trey Gerrald:

Only bonus content reviews.

Trey Gerrald:

I have a really very fun Review!

Trey Gerrald:

for our after show.

Trey Gerrald:

So this is your formal invitation listener.

Trey Gerrald:

If you have not investigated our Patrion, please check it out.

Trey Gerrald:

patreon.com/reviewThatReview.

Trey Gerrald:

We have three tiers.

Trey Gerrald:

You can choose whichever is the most comfortable for you, and you can

Trey Gerrald:

I'm loving this

Chelsey Donn:

Who doesn't need more queen time.

Chelsey Donn:

I need more queen time.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

It really, um, helps me engage with.

Trey Gerrald:

my core joy anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

So let's move away from core joy.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's talk a little bit about some negative stuff.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey, would you like to officially open our ledger book and

VOICEOVER:

Lodge A Complaint?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I would like to Lodge A Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not over the whole airplane thing, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

I dunno.

Chelsey Donn:

It's still on my mind.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause when I was on the plane, I like wrote down a few things that annoyed me.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I was like, you know what, I'm just going to write this down instead and

Chelsey Donn:

It's like a little pet peeve, like you know, when they make an announcement

Chelsey Donn:

Through with a trash bag.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

I hate when they rush through, like, they don't look to both sides of

Chelsey Donn:

It just feels like there's so much stress.

Chelsey Donn:

Like as soon as they make that announcement, I need to collect all of my garbage and

Chelsey Donn:

So that the second, the.

Chelsey Donn:

Person comes by.

Chelsey Donn:

I could be like, here, I have trash.

Chelsey Donn:

I have trash.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, even though it's technically their job to be collecting the trash, like, I really

Chelsey Donn:

And trash, like, because sometime.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe I was like watching a movie or something and I'm like, oh yeah, I do have trash.

Chelsey Donn:

Or, or like, whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, and I just feel like when I get trash on a plane, I immediately get very stressed out.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I feel I need to hoard said trash for this moment.

Chelsey Donn:

Otherwise what happens?

Chelsey Donn:

What happens if I miss my, my opportunity to throw my trash in the bag?

Chelsey Donn:

Anyone?

Trey Gerrald:

It's interesting you bring, because there have been at

Trey Gerrald:

Where the flight attendant left before I was able to give my trash where I've been stuck with it.

Trey Gerrald:

And I'm like, well, like now I have to hold it until they finished

Chelsey Donn:

I know exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

And, and I do do that too, like now, because I'm hypervigilant, like I'm ready.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I have my trash like prepared.

Chelsey Donn:

So at the flight engine, not see that it's because they didn't look at me and

Chelsey Donn:

So it's very hard to communicate.

Trey Gerrald:

I just got a visual of I'm going TEN HUT!, with your trash

Chelsey Donn:

and just charging it.

Trey Gerrald:

Is '10 hut' so that everyone knows you're ready.

Trey Gerrald:

Is that what that phrase is for?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know sports things, but I think so.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, that's like what the quarterback is that what it's called?

Trey Gerrald:

But like, that's like, you know, that is that.

Trey Gerrald:

We just aren't ready enough and we're not ready.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's, that's going to be my complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

I hear you.

Trey Gerrald:

I, I have experienced that and yes, that is one of life's little, like annoying nuisances.

Trey Gerrald:

That's sort of small, but after a lot, it does, you know, when you've been waiting for five

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

That's what I wanted to get off my chest today.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you Trey?

Chelsey Donn:

Well, what's going on?

Trey Gerrald:

I have an also like a little tiny annoyance that I think I contribute meaning to.

Trey Gerrald:

But it is something that happens.

Trey Gerrald:

So I am a homosexual and I happened to be married to someone who is the same gender.

Chelsey Donn:

Got it.

Trey Gerrald:

We were married before it was federally recognized.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

But it is now 2021.

Trey Gerrald:

It really bothers me when you use the word husband to someone in conversation

Chelsey Donn:

Like partner?

Trey Gerrald:

Partner, boyfriend, friend, person.

Trey Gerrald:

No, I don't do that to you.

Trey Gerrald:

If you are a straight CIS man, I don't call your wife, your partner.

Trey Gerrald:

I will reflect back the phrase that you tell me is the title of the

Trey Gerrald:

That is like a common respect to not belittle.

Trey Gerrald:

And maybe I understand there is this like fog that occurs whenever I meet someone where I like.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't listen, I can't get their name.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I never remember someone like I like, I just, my brain turns off.

Trey Gerrald:

So I recognize that it may be like you missed that.

Trey Gerrald:

I said the phrase husband, or maybe there's this societal anxiety around, same-sex marriage

Chelsey Donn:

Sure.

Trey Gerrald:

But when I reference husband and you don't refer to David back as husband-

Chelsey Donn:

That's infuriating to you?

Trey Gerrald:

well, it's just disrespectful.

Trey Gerrald:

And then there becomes a moment of like, do I need to address this?

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Trey Gerrald:

Do I need to like, be your life lesson?

Trey Gerrald:

Do I need to make a moment out of this for you to recognize that this is inappropriate?

Chelsey Donn:

Do I need to turn this into a teachable moment for you?

Trey Gerrald:

Correct.

Trey Gerrald:

Or do I just, shrink myself down to co-exist in your heteronormative view of the

Trey Gerrald:

So that just is something that is infuriating to me.

Trey Gerrald:

So I would love that if anyone is ever in a circumstance, just be aware of your contribution

Trey Gerrald:

We can all learn to be a little bit better about it.

Trey Gerrald:

And if you have an issue with same-sex marriage, it doesn't matter about my specific life.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, you don't have to agree with it.

Trey Gerrald:

I probably don't agree with your hairstyle, but like, I'm not going to let it be known

Trey Gerrald:

So that is my complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

It just, it, it needles at my patience.

Trey Gerrald:

So I'm lodging that, offish.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, I mean, great complaint and I think it's worthy of being Lodged and it

Chelsey Donn:

Like sometimes people might not be doing it because they're homophobic,

Chelsey Donn:

Cause a lot of times when there's the anxiety of, I need to introduce

Chelsey Donn:

What's my name.

Chelsey Donn:

What's my name.

Chelsey Donn:

Instead of listening to what your name is or whatever else.

Chelsey Donn:

So I feel like I've been in that situation before where someone has introduced, you

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm like, wasn't listening to that.

Chelsey Donn:

So now in the future, I think I'll just say like, Michael, your, was it your husband, your fiance?

Chelsey Donn:

Was it your, you know, like I'll, I'll take the fall that I wasn't really listening closely.

Chelsey Donn:

I liked that that was a good complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

Anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Should we do it?

Chelsey Donn:

I think it's time!

Chelsey Donn:

As you guys know, we are your trusty Review!

Chelsey Donn:

Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you the Review!, we break it down and we rate the impact of the

Trey Gerrald:

That is a very Regal process that we like to call,

VOICEOVER:

Assess That Kvetch!.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

You are first today.

Chelsey Donn:

Are you ready?

Trey Gerrald:

YippieAyokya!

Chelsey Donn:

Take it away RQ!

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

So today, Chelsey, I was inspired from a double date with our

Chelsey Donn:

love them!

Trey Gerrald:

For this amazing product that Marc has.

Trey Gerrald:

I think James bought it for him.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It's called a Cloud foot massager.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm not really a foot massage person, but Marc was like, you have to try it.

Trey Gerrald:

It's amazing.

Trey Gerrald:

It has like heat and it has like inflatable air pumps on the side to like compress.

Trey Gerrald:

And then it has like the roll leaf.

Trey Gerrald:

It's just this like, amazing thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Is it gonna have a title that's going to infuriate me?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, just you wait, we need a sound cue for that.

Trey Gerrald:

So I was like, let me try it.

Trey Gerrald:

It's amazing.

Trey Gerrald:

It's $300, but I have been talking this ever since that night and it's now been several

Trey Gerrald:

So.

Trey Gerrald:

Marc told me he got it for a hundred dollars off, so, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Whatever.

Trey Gerrald:

So I was like, let me like look this up.

Trey Gerrald:

And wouldn't, you know, my research for this episode was complete because I have

Trey Gerrald:

Foot massager machine increases, blood flow circulation, deep kneading with heat therapy, deep

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

And this one star review is written by sharkinocean I know.

Trey Gerrald:

Shark in ocean.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, shark.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

wait, what did you say the first time?!

Trey Gerrald:

I-no-seen?!

Trey Gerrald:

Shark, but in ocean is one word.

Trey Gerrald:

It's the last time name.

Trey Gerrald:

Shark Inocean

Chelsey Donn:

Shark Inocean.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Sounds devious.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So here we go.

Trey Gerrald:

Shark Inocean's subject is men and big legged people.

Trey Gerrald:

Please read why one star, skinny leg people hands down, four exclamation marks, Five Stars.

Trey Gerrald:

People was spelled PPL.

Trey Gerrald:

That is the subject.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay,

Trey Gerrald:

Please read for all people.

Trey Gerrald:

I deal with bad cramps in my calves and ankles slash feet.

Trey Gerrald:

I will start with the pause first, which would have gave it a five stars for those.

Trey Gerrald:

It applies to parentheses skinny CAF people.

Trey Gerrald:

Pressure is great parentheses, not for wimpy people and has all the great bells and whistles.

Trey Gerrald:

Heat rollers side to side motion and vibrating, everything I'm looking for and a massaging

Trey Gerrald:

That's why I'm very disappointed in this item, which brings me to the neg and the

Trey Gerrald:

Number one, it's too small of an opening.

Trey Gerrald:

It is not designed for men.

Trey Gerrald:

I have sexy calves that people pay money for wife's words, not mine.

Trey Gerrald:

Yet I can't for them in this cath massaging device, which doesn't make sense.

Trey Gerrald:

That's what it's designed for five exclamation mark.

Trey Gerrald:

That pic of the lady with the actual leg in it is totally miss leading.

Trey Gerrald:

I am a very large person, but my legs are in excellent shape parentheses, mostly because of

Trey Gerrald:

There is no way in hell that a knee or thigh Canfor put in the.

Trey Gerrald:

Endless you are a wafer.

Trey Gerrald:

And in that case, please don't show miss leading pick of how an item is perfect for everyone.

Trey Gerrald:

When you are a size negative for K K no, it's it's K two exclamation marks.

Trey Gerrald:

It's not a question.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Then people like me, period, won't waste this company's time period, having to return this item.

Trey Gerrald:

Thanks for exclamation marks.

Trey Gerrald:

The other issue is period, tall people, period, your legs hang over and it hurts your feet

Trey Gerrald:

They should have padding or a lower design on the front and back of that.

Trey Gerrald:

If you are tough.

Trey Gerrald:

T U F F and have small lags O M G worth every penny.

Trey Gerrald:

It was fantastic on the feet, but what a tease, it's my calves that are killing me

Trey Gerrald:

Plan on sending it.

Trey Gerrald:

For the company that makes this product period be realistic about your product

Trey Gerrald:

The opening period needs to be an inch wider, five exclamation marks,

Trey Gerrald:

So, if you were listening period, design it, maybe even wider.

Trey Gerrald:

So we could put knees and thighs, I period it, period.

Trey Gerrald:

Believe me, period, your product period would be a gold mine period.

Trey Gerrald:

The other thing you need to do period is add a remote period.

Trey Gerrald:

It's hard to reach the buttons laying flat on the.

Trey Gerrald:

Also your so-called 360 degree arm slash prop period.

Trey Gerrald:

Won't do a full 360 period faults, F a U L T S advertising period.

Trey Gerrald:

The plug stops it, from one of the positions, poor design.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, oh my God, listen.

Chelsey Donn:

First of all, there were so many spelling and grammar errors in this review

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe he's just like reinventing the whole like grammar, punctuation, rhythm.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe he just, I dunno why I'm assigning male pronouns.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe they're just starting a whole new revolution because.

Chelsey Donn:

Jeez.

Chelsey Donn:

There was a lot of errors,

Trey Gerrald:

Shark Inocean does say that they were a very large man.

Trey Gerrald:

So I think we can use he him pronouns.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know if that's too assumptive.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

But it's interesting to me because they never once spell out the word people.

Trey Gerrald:

So the amount of times, it's the people it's always PPL.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, I should tell you that, that 57 people found this

Chelsey Donn:

helpful.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well here, I mean, that's the thing is I do think there's a message within this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

I think, I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm a bigger person, so I would want to know this might be a tight squeeze.

Chelsey Donn:

Now this is definitely for the calf and the foot, right?

Chelsey Donn:

This cloud thing?

Trey Gerrald:

So What's cool about it.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

It does have as Shark Inocean referenced at is a foot massager, but both ends are open.

Trey Gerrald:

So you can like stand on that and it will be your feet.

Trey Gerrald:

Or you can use this 360 degree rotating arm to sort of stand it on its side.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh.

Trey Gerrald:

And then you can press your calves, the bottom of your legs into it.

Trey Gerrald:

Correct.

Chelsey Donn:

I see.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

That makes sense.

Chelsey Donn:

Just like a lot about shark in the oceans calves.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, at first I thought it was just, you know, this like kind of public

Chelsey Donn:

And then once they started talking about how their wife said that people would pay for these cat.

Chelsey Donn:

And they really, they said that they're so active for a large man.

Chelsey Donn:

I just thought, wow.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, we get a lot of detail.

Trey Gerrald:

I like, I appreciate that Shark Inocean really spells out their context for their complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

And I really do appreciate that.

Trey Gerrald:

They're saying.

Trey Gerrald:

The device should be five stars minus this flaw.

Chelsey Donn:

I was surprised at the end, when they were giving the recommendation to the

Chelsey Donn:

I imagine this is grossly off.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean,

Trey Gerrald:

that's a really great point.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey!

Chelsey Donn:

An Inch is nothing

Trey Gerrald:

an inch.

Trey Gerrald:

We'll give this one.

Trey Gerrald:

It's extra for and

Chelsey Donn:

what, like, that just seems so minuscule unless, you know, the point is correct.

Chelsey Donn:

And then the measurement is just way off.

Chelsey Donn:

But

Trey Gerrald:

I do have a very serious question about Shark Inocean this entire Review!.

Trey Gerrald:

I just instantly think that this is an 80 year old that thinks that they are.

Trey Gerrald:

Filling out a form for the manufacturing company, because the whole, like, even the Review!

Trey Gerrald:

the first sentence, please read for all people.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh.

Trey Gerrald:

But it's just, it does feel to me like shark feels like this as a

Trey Gerrald:

And so they want to get that point across to the company.

Trey Gerrald:

Now I recognize like all bodies show up in different ways.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, shark really takes on powerfully what their body is correct.

Trey Gerrald:

So it did make me a little uncomfortable when shark assigns anorexia to the model.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, we obviously know that the modeling industry has had a long history of

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, the anorexia comment was by far my least favorite of the entire Review!

Chelsey Donn:

it like really?

Chelsey Donn:

Before that I was, I was like, okay, we've got some spelling errors,

Chelsey Donn:

And then after that shark in the ocean or Shark Inocean really lost

Trey Gerrald:

I also am wondering because literally the sentence after the anorexic comment,

Trey Gerrald:

F I R throughout the entire Review!, except for the very end.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like, I thought maybe like they're Southern and they just say fir,

Chelsey Donn:

we thought that it was like one time.

Chelsey Donn:

It was like, I thought it was just a mistake for Fitbit.

Trey Gerrald:

Me too, but it seems like they just, they don't hit the oh, on the keyboard.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause it's right next to the eye.

Trey Gerrald:

Did they also spell misleading?

Trey Gerrald:

M I S S space L E a D I N J yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

You got my reading.

Trey Gerrald:

I

Chelsey Donn:

did.

Chelsey Donn:

I was like, oh,

Trey Gerrald:

this is leaving, but now I'm wondering if.

Trey Gerrald:

Wants to pull this device up to their thigh, which there's definitely no

Trey Gerrald:

And they make the, they make these little leg massagers.

Trey Gerrald:

Cause I did look that are $800.

Chelsey Donn:

The do the hall, all Fang.

Trey Gerrald:

So then that makes me think, does shark just want this product to be what it's

Trey Gerrald:

And he's sort of alluding to the fact that he couldn't really get the leg

Chelsey Donn:

up.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I get it.

Chelsey Donn:

If you can't get the leg in, then it's not going to work.

Chelsey Donn:

So like I said, that's really the only useful thing in this whole Review!

Chelsey Donn:

everything else is just kind of weird.

Chelsey Donn:

And I don't understand why they're pitching another product at the end of the.

Chelsey Donn:

To the manufacturers.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, maybe that's helpful for the manufacturers to know like what people

Chelsey Donn:

was all over the place.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you're assigning it a one-star, but then you're saying that there are five

Chelsey Donn:

you're just talking about tall people

Trey Gerrald:

and.

Trey Gerrald:

Big legged people and fat

Chelsey Donn:

people, big people, small people like

Trey Gerrald:

Skinny calf people.

Trey Gerrald:

That's, that's what I wanted to say.

Trey Gerrald:

It's I can't distinguish what there may be.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, I wonder if they were typing on a phone and so like, that's why there's so

Trey Gerrald:

They say CAFS, and then later they say calves.

Trey Gerrald:

So it's like, They were saying, they know that at some point it's not spelled C a L F S.

Trey Gerrald:

C a L V E S like it J it's very confusing and I don't get what's up with all these periods.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't, I just don't get up.

Chelsey Donn:

It's all like how many wimpy people, you know, like how many times they reference people,

Trey Gerrald:

they also say like endless, instead of, unless you are a wafer.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very triggering.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel it.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like sharp, darkest, trying to pick up all of these, like possibly triggering

Chelsey Donn:

definition of abuse for anyone reading this.

Chelsey Donn:

Like I think that's

Trey Gerrald:

what I wanted to say earlier.

Trey Gerrald:

It was.

Trey Gerrald:

Shark really takes on.

Trey Gerrald:

Look, I am a fat legged person, so I'm going to speak of fat legged person

Chelsey Donn:

about other things without like, it's like, those are not your experiences.

Chelsey Donn:

Shark in ocean, you have some sort of test group where you and a whole variety of people

Chelsey Donn:

I don't really know why you're speaking for the skinny leg and people or the wimpy

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm not interested in those people's opinions.

Chelsey Donn:

Like this is your opinion of the product.

Trey Gerrald:

I think no sharks says.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, this is your fact.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Whatever.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, but you

VOICEOVER:

know what I'm

Chelsey Donn:

saying?

Chelsey Donn:

I'm just saying, like, I think that they really stepped out of line here in talking

Chelsey Donn:

And if shark and ocean had taken a moment to distill down their point, which is.

Chelsey Donn:

It's unfortunate.

Chelsey Donn:

This is a great product and yes, it works as advertised, but I have

Chelsey Donn:

Fine.

Chelsey Donn:

But that's not what was, there was a lot here.

Chelsey Donn:

That was not that

Trey Gerrald:

to me.

Trey Gerrald:

I wonder if they were speaking this to Siri.

Trey Gerrald:

I like a speak to text.

Trey Gerrald:

I think I wonder if they were like, Hey Siri.

Trey Gerrald:

Leave a review on Amazon.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe that's why my phone just started me.

Trey Gerrald:

Maybe that's why it has so many periods anyway.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So we know, the spelling and grammar is totally zero, probably the worst on the spot

Trey Gerrald:

Gap that is sort of valuable to me.

Trey Gerrald:

It does have an impression for me.

Trey Gerrald:

I believe shark is being truthful now, but do we do think that this is a common experience?

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think other people are finding this issue?

Chelsey Donn:

Well, you know, I don't know, maybe shark and ocean.

Chelsey Donn:

I wasn't using it properly.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe sharper notion, like you said, didn't understand that this is especially, they're

Chelsey Donn:

You know, that's just the way, I mean, every boot I've ever worn, I got to squeeze my foot in there.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, it's just, sometimes you got to do a little squeeze and maybe shark and ocean wasn't used to

Chelsey Donn:

You know, even somebody like you, who thinks that they have large, oh, sorry, not that

Trey Gerrald:

correct.

Trey Gerrald:

That is true.

Trey Gerrald:

Like I do think there is a, I think there's a distinction between guests.

Trey Gerrald:

This, this is not designed for thighs buys are going to always be larger than caps.

Trey Gerrald:

So, but if, but sharks first complaint is that their cat it's too tight for the cat.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

So I, I do believe that is truthful.

Trey Gerrald:

So I would imagine that this probably is not a fluke.

Trey Gerrald:

I feel like people probably have encountered this.

Trey Gerrald:

Sure.

Trey Gerrald:

So that was a sort of be like, if I fall in that category or not, which to shark's

Trey Gerrald:

That look at people pay attention skinny, like people with five stars and over there in the

Chelsey Donn:

model.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, geez.

Chelsey Donn:

A little disheartening, right?

Trey Gerrald:

It is the whole thing was about, so then what about the humor and

Chelsey Donn:

total anecdotal?

Chelsey Donn:

You know, just funny, not, not in an intentional

Trey Gerrald:

way, like I was laughing at not laughing.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

And then like the impact for me.

Chelsey Donn:

It's sort of some, it reminds me a little bit of the left-handed home situation

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe I'm going to try and look at the measurements of the item.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to do a little bit more research to see if I'm going to have a problem fitting into this.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

If I don't fit into that category, moving on, which, which I guess to shark and oceans

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

This was all not making me feel a little confused about how I'm going to crown that I

Chelsey Donn:

know because of the left-handed.

Chelsey Donn:

Well not, I mean, I, I think I know how to crown it.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you want to cry?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald:

Let's that's it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So Chelsey and I each have our own set up one to five ground cards and in an effort to

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm ready.

VOICEOVER:

Total score.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, I'm holding up one and a half.

Chelsey Donn:

Crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey is holding up two crowns, the one and a half crowns purely because good, good to know that.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe it's a little bit on the snugger side.

Chelsey Donn:

All the other kinds were taken away because the spelling, grammar all over the place.

Chelsey Donn:

And I didn't really like the attitude and the way that shark and ocean was

Chelsey Donn:

People, uh, that he referenced.

Chelsey Donn:

And for that reason, I couldn't give him more than one and a half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Why did you give shark and ocean two crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

Tray?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, pretty similar.

Trey Gerrald:

I gave two because it raises an awareness of like length of the openings.

Trey Gerrald:

But generally, if you were leaving a review that is written, please do a spell

Trey Gerrald:

This is to be read.

Trey Gerrald:

I have a little bit of awareness.

Trey Gerrald:

That like it's unreadable.

Trey Gerrald:

This is readable.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

There were more than three instances where I had to like pause to figure out

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, it's 57 people.

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, helpful, you know, if this was cheaper, it would already be in my house.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

So I guess ultimately the impact isn't that strong, but it does like raise a

Trey Gerrald:

So that's why I gave to the spelling.

Trey Gerrald:

I've never, I mean, this is just atrocious and a little bit of me thinks that shark and

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, part of me, gray is also miss landing

Trey Gerrald:

mis leading.

Chelsey Donn:

I was going to say, I was going to say all kinds of fun packs.

Trey Gerrald:

Great.

Trey Gerrald:

So we did it.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So Chelsey, we're going to go on a quick break and then when we come back, we're

Chelsey Donn:

No, can't wait, love it.

Chelsey Donn:

BRB.

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

Oh, it's game time.

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsea let's get ready to strap in and take a spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

Chelsey Donn:

I feel

Trey Gerrald:

like an icon most of the day, I

Chelsey Donn:

feel like that's with an a all right.

Chelsey Donn:

Here's the deal, Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30

Trey Gerrald:

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who does it all before the clock runs out.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, Chelsea, tell us what is your One-Star-Zinger for today?

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So my One-Star-Zinger for today is from Sephora.

Chelsey Donn:

It is for two faced lip injection, extreme lip plumper.

Trey Gerrald:

I have that.

Trey Gerrald:

You do.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, we'll see if you agree with bubblegum.

Chelsey Donn:

Yum.

Chelsey Donn:

Mmm.

Chelsey Donn:

Bubblegum, yum wrote a one-star review of this product.

Chelsey Donn:

She said this, I don't know why I'm assigning them female pronouns.

Chelsey Donn:

This felt like needles stabbing the inside of my lip.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you find it painful?

Trey Gerrald:

Um, yeah, but that's the point that it doesn't, if it didn't

Trey Gerrald:

I

Chelsey Donn:

completely agree.

Chelsey Donn:

I need to feel the stab in order to feel like it's going to be a successful at

Trey Gerrald:

plumper.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I'm going to have you strapped and on a neon open sign, that's flashing, coming out of.

Trey Gerrald:

You ready?

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Southern

Chelsey Donn:

needles, stamina inside of

Trey Gerrald:

adult film

Chelsey Donn:

needles, stabbing

Trey Gerrald:

operatives.

Trey Gerrald:

This

Chelsey Donn:

fuck like

Trey Gerrald:

WW.

Trey Gerrald:

It's

VOICEOVER:

not like needles stabbing me inside of my musical theater

Trey Gerrald:

my lap.

Trey Gerrald:

Disney like needles, stabbing

Trey Gerrald:

Chelsey.

Trey Gerrald:

You got sad.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh

VOICEOVER:

my gosh.

VOICEOVER:

What a rush.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, great.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So today my.

Trey Gerrald:

As from target.com.

Trey Gerrald:

This is from Joe C.

Trey Gerrald:

The last name is St.

Trey Gerrald:

Not Josie, Josie.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, yes.

Trey Gerrald:

And this is for the citrus and Bazell 100% soy wax candle.

Trey Gerrald:

And Joe's subject is in quotes, which I checked.

Trey Gerrald:

They wrote the quotes.

Trey Gerrald:

The quotes are not like that.

Trey Gerrald:

Doesn't formulate quote, can I have my money back?

Trey Gerrald:

The eye is not capitalized.

Trey Gerrald:

And then Joel sees Review!

Trey Gerrald:

it.

Trey Gerrald:

I let it burn for at least an hour when lit it smells absolutely like wax.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

It's a 100% soy wax candle, but I guess the scent doesn't smell they've needed more of a sense.

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

All right, Josie, you are shopped into a pickle jar try.

Chelsey Donn:

So what you're inside of the pickle jar, half sour.

Chelsey Donn:

So don't draw it in there cause you have a lot to do.

Chelsey Donn:

Are you ready?

Trey Gerrald:

I just pictured Jack and rose from Titanic on like a pickle

VOICEOVER:

and then we're

Trey Gerrald:

like, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

And then she does.

VOICEOVER:

All right.

VOICEOVER:

I'm running.

VOICEOVER:

She does.

Chelsey Donn:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's see.

Chelsey Donn:

Courtroom

Trey Gerrald:

drama.

Trey Gerrald:

I let it burn for at least an hour when lit it smells absolutely like wax

Chelsey Donn:

adult film.

Chelsey Donn:

Hey Linux

VOICEOVER:

for at least an hour.

Trey Gerrald:

When the late breaking news, I let it burn for at least an hour when

VOICEOVER:

song.

Chelsey Donn:

there

Trey Gerrald:

was a disaster.

Trey Gerrald:

I knew it

Chelsey Donn:

was too long for, for you try

Trey Gerrald:

so proud of you, girl.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm so glad you were on that open side.

Trey Gerrald:

Thank

Chelsey Donn:

God.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank God.

Chelsey Donn:

It was open and I walked right through that victory.

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

VOICEOVER:

Yay.

VOICEOVER:

Review That Review.

Trey Gerrald:

Okie dokie.

Trey Gerrald:

Chucky's we are back from that rousing game break and Chelsey Donn.

Trey Gerrald:

It's your turn.

Trey Gerrald:

What is your Review!

Trey Gerrald:

for us?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay,

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

My review today is also from Amazon.

Chelsey Donn:

And not only is it from Amazon, but it is a review of the Amazon echo dot I think.

Chelsey Donn:

Do you have these in your

Trey Gerrald:

house?

Trey Gerrald:

We have the show.

Trey Gerrald:

We don't, we have a dot, but it's not plugged in.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, that's probably good because AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

Chelsey Donn:

That's the name of the person?

Chelsey Donn:

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn:

Alternative.

Chelsey Donn:

This is a lot AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

Chelsey Donn:

Should we have a nickname for them

Trey Gerrald:

now?

Trey Gerrald:

I think we have to say the entire, the whole thing.

Trey Gerrald:

Alternative addiction,

Chelsey Donn:

rock

Trey Gerrald:

collection.

Trey Gerrald:

Diction rock affliction.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes, I'm sure this is like some heavy metal quote.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, maybe we don't know such things, but this is alternative addiction.

Chelsey Donn:

Rock afflictions.

Chelsey Donn:

One star review on Amazon of the Amazon echo dot the subject is potentially the most dangerous

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, here we go.

VOICEOVER:

Here we go.

Chelsey Donn:

Works too good.

Chelsey Donn:

Apparently while I was asleep, I woke up for a few minutes.

Chelsey Donn:

But wasn't really coherent.

Chelsey Donn:

I D K what I said, if anything, to activate the Alexa controller device, however, it recorded

Chelsey Donn:

It was then sent out to my friends that had an Amazon.

Chelsey Donn:

They're friends and family, and God knows where else.

Chelsey Donn:

Apparently it had used my contacts to send that voice message to my friends,

Chelsey Donn:

It also somehow sent the voice message to my friends, contacts and

Chelsey Donn:

And so.

Chelsey Donn:

I turned off my Amazon dot that day after several of my friends called me to ask

Chelsey Donn:

One friend said his sister got it too.

Chelsey Donn:

I don't know his sister.

Chelsey Donn:

Careful people PPL I've since gone into my Amazon account slash devices slash recordings

Chelsey Donn:

I deleted them all.

Chelsey Donn:

And de-registered my several devices that I no longer own.

Chelsey Donn:

I didn't know, they stay connected until you remove them and all the data retrieved by them.

Chelsey Donn:

Very dangerous device, if not properly and thoroughly set up, completely read all the

Chelsey Donn:

Amazon site for tips, ideas, and what, and what not to do sincerely and embarrassed, frustrated

Chelsey Donn:

What not to do previous user.

Trey Gerrald:

AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So I did know that they stay connected until you manually do.

Trey Gerrald:

Remember.

Trey Gerrald:

I did well because I always was sort of of the mind.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why I thought this was going to like go into conspiracy.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, I was very aware when I first purchased an Alexa device that like, it's always

Trey Gerrald:

It's this little like sliding device I bought to cover the little camera on my computer.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

But you have someone listening to all the

Trey Gerrald:

time.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, but you know, I also know someone who works for the government in a

Trey Gerrald:

And they said like they could neither confirm nor deny.

Trey Gerrald:

If people are listening in, but if you're not saying anything of illegal value than

Trey Gerrald:

But, but, but I have all of my lights, everything is on Alexa.

Trey Gerrald:

So I can verbalize every night when we go to sleep, I've never considered the

Trey Gerrald:

Well, alternative addiction, rock affliction has like really put that into my mind.

Trey Gerrald:

I want to, I'm so curious.

Trey Gerrald:

I wonder if like it has recorded me singing defying gravity 9 million times.

Trey Gerrald:

Sure.

Chelsey Donn:

It has.

Chelsey Donn:

What about the sending thing?

Chelsey Donn:

as like an Amazon.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, a device user.

Chelsey Donn:

Can you talk about how that might have happened?

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, you would have to command it to do that.

Trey Gerrald:

I've never, I have never, this is interesting coming

Chelsey Donn:

off of the friends like

Trey Gerrald:

that though.

Trey Gerrald:

I, that really doesn't make any sense to me.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I wonder if they, if they didn't know them, they must've had their content.

Trey Gerrald:

I bet that is an excusable to me.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't

Chelsey Donn:

understand.

Chelsey Donn:

It doesn't make any sense, like, they said that it was set to friends,

Chelsey Donn:

And it also somehow send the voice message to my friends, contacts

Trey Gerrald:

on.

Trey Gerrald:

That's so weird.

Trey Gerrald:

I wonder if, I don't know, I've never heard of that.

Trey Gerrald:

I've never sent a text that way.

Trey Gerrald:

I will just say that on the other end of that.

Trey Gerrald:

My friend who was a caretaker for their parent.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm in a different state.

Trey Gerrald:

Whenever the parent wouldn't answer the phone.

Trey Gerrald:

Which would happen because of a mental issue they could drop in on

Trey Gerrald:

Cause it like has a walkie-talkie sort of aspect.

Trey Gerrald:

Right?

Trey Gerrald:

So from like literally across the country.

Trey Gerrald:

So that is a beautiful thing, but it has.

Trey Gerrald:

Terrifying.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, I think that this Review!

Trey Gerrald:

is very valuable from alternative addiction rock reflection, because it really highlights.

Trey Gerrald:

They aren't saying don't buy this.

Trey Gerrald:

They're saying this is very dangerous because I had this crazy circumstance.

Trey Gerrald:

And if you choose to move forward with this, make sure you follow all of the directions to a

Trey Gerrald:

They aren't saying like, don't do

Chelsey Donn:

it.

Chelsey Donn:

They're just saying this was what you're doing.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

And no like that, it's recording all the time and you have access to those

Trey Gerrald:

This is very alarming.

Trey Gerrald:

It's really, it

Chelsey Donn:

reminds me of that movie.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, yeah, but, but there was like, there's another movie with Adam Devine called like

Chelsey Donn:

I, me and like five other people probably saw it in the theater, but it's about

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's scary.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like all of a sudden the robot is like, I'm the captain now I was getting like those vibes.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

That's a very common opinion and concern.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like that movie.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like her, that movie, her where he falls in love with.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it takes it to another degree.

Chelsey Donn:

I got to say, like, I found this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

when I was at your house.

Chelsey Donn:

Cause I saw these little Amazon things all over your house.

Chelsey Donn:

And so I thought maybe I'll get one because everybody likes to automate their life.

Chelsey Donn:

And when I read this Review!, that was it.

Chelsey Donn:

I was like, you know what?

Chelsey Donn:

I don't need it.

Chelsey Donn:

I got enough devices listening to me.

Chelsey Donn:

I can't possibly imagine.

Chelsey Donn:

And

Trey Gerrald:

that bathroom, that guest bathroom.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

There's the little dot which is in the, I have never even opened

Chelsey Donn:

up.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank goodness for that, because yeah, this is

Trey Gerrald:

crazy.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, to me, I'm sort of like, whatever, but I do recognize, like, it has always listening

Trey Gerrald:

Uh, I don't care.

Trey Gerrald:

You.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't care.

Trey Gerrald:

I just don't personally care.

Trey Gerrald:

I would love for Alexa to edit our podcast if you're listening, but to me, no, I recognize

Trey Gerrald:

And also this whole like, agreement of consent, like, I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It could text everyone, I guess.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I don't know how that works.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, I appreciate the circumstance that alternative addiction,

Trey Gerrald:

And I do think that this happened, I mean, I don't, I don't call into

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, I just think alternative addiction rock affliction has really

Chelsey Donn:

Are on the fence as to whether or not they want to buy this product.

Chelsey Donn:

I mean, just a quick fact, 1,509 people found this review helpful.

Chelsey Donn:

So I think that that says something.

Trey Gerrald:

It does come up often when we have guests over, like the

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

A lot of people are like no way.

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, it is interesting how often I do have that conversation.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Not so much

Chelsey Donn:

that like I have.

Chelsey Donn:

And like you said, like with the friend and the government, it's not like I have anything to hide,

Chelsey Donn:

But like, I still think it's weird that it divided.

Chelsey Donn:

Could possibly take his action.

Chelsey Donn:

Take action.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Take action in a non-directed way.

Chelsey Donn:

Like it's, you know, I have an apple watch and you know, sometimes like the apple watch

Chelsey Donn:

And that like infuriates me and weirds me out.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, no, like enough, like this is something

Trey Gerrald:

else, but to me I'm also like, well, I have an apple watch.

Trey Gerrald:

So what's the difference between Siri and Alexa?

Trey Gerrald:

I mean, there's just probably, no, I mean, that's why we have a conversation and

Trey Gerrald:

I didn't really think this was humorous.

Trey Gerrald:

I think it was scary.

Trey Gerrald:

It was frightening.

Trey Gerrald:

I think it didn't need to be humorous.

Trey Gerrald:

And honestly, the impact for me is like, it doesn't really matter.

Trey Gerrald:

I already own them, but.

Trey Gerrald:

I recognize this.

Trey Gerrald:

I do think that it's impactful.

Trey Gerrald:

The specific circumstance that occurred is very important.

Trey Gerrald:

I would

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say,

Chelsey Donn:

wow.

Chelsey Donn:

Alternative addiction, rock affliction really gave me a lot to think about.

Trey Gerrald:

I also loved that they sign off.

Trey Gerrald:

Sincerely sincerely

Chelsey Donn:

and embarrassed, frustrated, and yeah, I like them.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So I, I, wasn't really able to point this out entirely sort of similar to shark and ocean

Chelsey Donn:

PPL, wherever possible.

Chelsey Donn:

They did like IDK instead of, I don't know, you know, that kind of stock yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Shorthand.

Chelsey Donn:

There was a lot of, there was a lot of shorthand, a lot of run-on sentences, that kind of thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

But that being said, unlike the last Review!

Chelsey Donn:

never got in the way of the message, that, that alternative addiction rock fluxion.

Chelsey Donn:

I

Trey Gerrald:

think I could crown,

Chelsey Donn:

I think I'm ready to crown alternative addiction.

Chelsey Donn:

Rock reflection

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are tabulating.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

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school.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm holding up four crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey is holding up three crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, let us know.

Chelsey Donn:

Why are you giving alternative addiction?

Chelsey Donn:

Rock affliction.

Trey Gerrald:

I was going to do for, until you broke down all of the misspellings and

Trey Gerrald:

And I, I do think the impact is strong, but it is middle of the road because it

Trey Gerrald:

No.

Trey Gerrald:

The risk.

Trey Gerrald:

I didn't specifically know this circumstance was happening in a bowl.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, but, um, alternative addiction, rock of flection, middle of the road to me.

Trey Gerrald:

That's why, what about you?

Trey Gerrald:

Why did you do for I

Chelsey Donn:

did four because not only did alternative addiction, rock affliction have

Chelsey Donn:

I did not full stop, but 1,509 other people.

Chelsey Donn:

Found it helpful and decided to say so.

Chelsey Donn:

So I thought that many people read this Review!

Chelsey Donn:

and had that kind of impact enough of an impact to at very least click that button.

Chelsey Donn:

Then we have to listen.

Chelsey Donn:

We have to pause and listen to alternative addiction, rock affliction.

Chelsey Donn:

And I think they're pretty much a queen.

Chelsey Donn:

I took the crown off for the little bit of spelling, so that's why I took the One, crap.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Great.

Trey Gerrald:

Review!

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addiction,

Chelsey Donn:

Rocca flection luckily showed

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up both of our reviews today.

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Mine was inspired by a friend and yours was inspired by an amazing human being,

Chelsey Donn:

such a good friend of mine.

Trey Gerrald:

Speaking of amazing, inspiring

Chelsey Donn:

thing we have rates haven't weighed the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn:

Who are you?

Chelsey Donn:

Trey inducting for?

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So today I'm going to induct three letters.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

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C P R

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O.

Trey Gerrald:

What'd you think I was going to say CVS?

Trey Gerrald:

Wow.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm inducting CPR because the story came out about this 81 year old and England

Trey Gerrald:

And people in the theater knew CPR.

Trey Gerrald:

They were able to keep him alive while the paramedics came and the 81 year old lived.

Trey Gerrald:

And that story.

Trey Gerrald:

Just as so incredible to me, I actually do not have a CPR and I would like to learn it.

Trey Gerrald:

And I just think that that is a brilliant example of how we all are on this planet together.

Trey Gerrald:

And like, you know, crazy things can happen.

Trey Gerrald:

And it's a lifesaver.

Trey Gerrald:

CPR is a life saving technique and I think we all should have.

Trey Gerrald:

Guard ourselves like, you know, prepare.

Trey Gerrald:

So I am inducting CPR.

Trey Gerrald:

You are truly a queen.

Trey Gerrald:

I am going to commit to learning so bad and making that declaration on the podcast.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, all right, Chelsey, who are you in ducting

Chelsey Donn:

this week?

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to do it.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm going to induct Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn:

As My Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

So my list, I know it's on all of our lists.

Chelsey Donn:

Of course it is because trader Joe's, it just comes in.

Chelsey Donn:

So clutch so often, especially around holiday gifting times.

Chelsey Donn:

They really bring it.

Chelsey Donn:

They have wrapped boxes of chocolates.

Chelsey Donn:

They have things that are just ready to go.

Chelsey Donn:

If you're going to a party, if you're going somewhere and you think, oh,

Chelsey Donn:

You can always get a reasonably priced.

Chelsey Donn:

Gift item a trader Joe's also like in general, if I'm having a bad day and then they go to

Chelsey Donn:

And also, I don't know if it's like this everywhere, but certainly in

Chelsey Donn:

And I I've heard that they're treated pretty well.

Chelsey Donn:

So I think that that's fantastic and I've loved them for years.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's do it.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's make it official here today.

Chelsey Donn:

Trader Joe's.

Chelsey Donn:

You are my slash our Royal Highness.

Chelsey Donn:

Woo.

Trey Gerrald:

Concur?

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, we did it.

Trey Gerrald:

My queen that has another round on the argue a RQ Ferris wheel.

Chelsey Donn:

Thank you guys so much for joining us today.

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And I am @TreyGerrald now, as we referenced earlier in the episode, we really would

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Trey Gerrald

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Chelsey Donn

Actress | Comedian | Writer
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