Episode 206
206: Teeth Whitener: 1 vs 5 Stars
The Queens are back with another Versus Episode, and this time it’s a battle of the smiles. 😬 Chelsey and Trey sink their teeth into the viral TikTok whitening powder: PurelyWHITE DELUXE. In Part 1, Trey presents a 1 Star Amazon Review that includes tooth chipping, molar pain, and an expensive trip to the dentist. YIKES.
Chelsey drops expert commentary (her dad’s a dentist!) while Trey recounts painful past whitening experiences. The duo crowns the dramatic review after a sparkling round of their custom game: Bright or Bite, where whitening fads get judged HARD.
🦷 Warning: This product might actually be dangerous…
Timestamps:
- (01:03) – Lodge A Complaint: Stop Putting Bags in Seats
- (05:12) – Versus Intro: PurelyWHITE Deluxe Whitening Powder
- (07:43) – 1 Star Review by Alyssa: Tooth Cracked?!
- (20:30) – 🎲 GAME TIME: Bright or Bite? (Tooth Whitening Trends)
- (26:40) – Verdict: Crowning Alyssa
- (28:45) – Tease for Part 2: 5 Star Review + Meryl-Go-Round
- (30:44) – Exit Chatter
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Transcript
Everybody's got an opinion.
Speaker:Every Californian, Virginian in Virginia, it's so hard to tell
Speaker:who to cho and who to ignore.
Speaker:Someone's gotta settle The Score.
Speaker:Trey and Chelsey will help you choose who's win, which.
Speaker:Hello.
Speaker:Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review.
Speaker:We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing
Speaker:reviews.
Speaker:That's Chelsey Donn
Speaker:and that's Trey Gerrald.
Speaker:And together we are
Speaker:the Review Queen
Speaker:here at Review That Review.
Speaker:We believe in balance, the good, the bad, and the kvetchy.
Speaker:So it's only fair that we take a moment to vet it out.
Speaker:Would you like to
Speaker:let A Complaint?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Thank you for the opportunity.
Speaker:Yes, of course.
Speaker:Today I wanna Lodge A Complaint.
Speaker:Environmentally, if you're on a very busy bus, if you're on a very busy
Speaker:subway, if you are flying on an airplane and, um, you're the first to be seated
Speaker:and no one else has arrived at your row, uh, if you're sitting on a bench,
Speaker:I want to Lodge A Complaint against the entitlement of putting your bag
Speaker:in the seat next to you acting like.
Speaker:Deserves the seat more than a human being.
Speaker:This happens all the time in the New York City subways, where people will, I,
Speaker:I understand no one wants to put their stuff on the floor, so put it on your lap.
Speaker:Don't take up a seat for your bag.
Speaker:It drives me crazy because it says so much about who you are.
Speaker:Because you have no awareness of all of the people standing around, the older
Speaker:people, the pregnant ladies, people that have a cast, and they need to sit down.
Speaker:If you are gonna take up the space for your Jan Sport book bag, go yourself.
Speaker:Have a little perspective.
Speaker:It drives me crazy on airplanes too, because, you know.
Speaker:Odds are someone sit sitting in the seat next to you, especially if they're
Speaker:like now charging for the roller boards.
Speaker:But you know that you won't know if that seat beside you is free until
Speaker:we're actually like in the air.
Speaker:So why are you just putting your sweater in your bag, in
Speaker:the seat, in the middle seat?
Speaker:What is wrong with you?
Speaker:You know someone is is gonna come and then you're gonna have to move it.
Speaker:And it drives me crazy when they don't begin to move it.
Speaker:You have to be like, excuse me.
Speaker:Are you out of your mind?
Speaker:Everyone have a little perspective about everyone else that's ocu occupying the
Speaker:world with you, like we all wanna sit down and humans that paid for the fair have
Speaker:the right to sit over your multiple bags.
Speaker:That's my complaint.
Speaker:I have to add it to the ledger.
Speaker:God, it drives me crazy.
Speaker:Good one.
Speaker:I'm adding that to the ledger for sure.
Speaker:I. I, I totally hear you.
Speaker:I, I've definitely been guilty of this, I think on like Southwest.
Speaker:'cause you don't want anyone to sit next to you.
Speaker:So I kind of will like, turn my back towards the aisle.
Speaker:Just be like, make believe I'm looking for something in my bag.
Speaker:I've never flown.
Speaker:Southwest.
Speaker:Southwest.
Speaker:You like don't in zones and you don't have like an assigned seat.
Speaker:I
Speaker:could.
Speaker:I, but obviously
Speaker:at the end of the day, Trey, if like somebody really
Speaker:needed the seat, of course.
Speaker:They're gonna sit there, but I'm not gonna lie and pretend like
Speaker:I've never tried to discourage someone from sitting next to me.
Speaker:Well, of course wait.
Speaker:But the idea of flying Southwest, that makes me so anxious because
Speaker:you know, everyone is putting stuff
Speaker:I know.
Speaker:And now you can like pay for early bird, but then it's like
Speaker:everybody's paying for early birds.
Speaker:So it's a free for all.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That's a nightmare.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I don't usually Southwest nightmare, but
Speaker:people love it.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Well now that we've fetched it out, Trey.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:Should we go head to head?
Speaker:Yes.
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Speaker:Maybe we'll read it on the show.
Speaker:Who knows?
Speaker:Possibilities are endless,
Speaker:endless.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Let's do it.
Speaker:Let's do it.
Speaker:Review That.
Speaker:Review
Speaker:today is another versus episode, which means Chelsey and I are gonna
Speaker:be covering both a one star and a five star for the same topic.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:And for this versus episode, Trey has selected the one star and
Speaker:I have selected the five star.
Speaker:So the only way that we could possibly determine who will read
Speaker:first is if we flip that quota.
Speaker:And I think it's my turn to guess.
Speaker:So I'm gonna guess I'm gonna go with heads.
Speaker:It's tails.
Speaker:All right, Trey, so you're gonna go first.
Speaker:Today we are sleuthing through the review section of Viral TikTok, tooth whitening
Speaker:powder, purely white Deluxe on Amazon.
Speaker:I don't know if you guys have seen this, but it's been all over the place.
Speaker:At the time of this recording.
Speaker:There are 1078 reviews on Amazon with an overall of 3.6.
Speaker:Not not amazing.
Speaker:Amazon notes that 20,000 plus bought this in the past month.
Speaker:So when you think about that, the ratio of buyers to reviews kind of low, right?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:20,000 in a month according to purely white deluxe.com.
Speaker:Our, I'm not leading the witness by saying that, by the way.
Speaker:I'm just pointing it out.
Speaker:According to purely white deluxe.com, our teeth whitening powder is the first of
Speaker:its kind, featuring PAP plus a peroxide free whitening formula designed to remove
Speaker:stains without causing sensitivity or damaging enamel developed by dentists.
Speaker:It delivers safe, effective results while supporting your overall oral health.
Speaker:And you know how you use it is you just wet your toothbrush,
Speaker:you dip it in the powder.
Speaker:With or without your toothpaste, and you just brush gently for one to two
Speaker:minutes as usual, rinse thoroughly.
Speaker:And apparently you're supposed to enjoy a brighter, fresher smile.
Speaker:But we'll see how true that is.
Speaker:And they tell you why you'll love it.
Speaker:They say that it's peroxide free.
Speaker:It does.
Speaker:It's not sensitive.
Speaker:It's gonna give you fresh breath, it's gonna remove stains, it's
Speaker:gonna support your oral health, all the things that I just mentioned.
Speaker:So they're really making a lot of claims here.
Speaker:So I think we'll be the judge of that.
Speaker:And, um, so with all the background in mind Tray, should we jump in
Speaker:and hear this one star review?
Speaker:Let's do it.
Speaker:Review That.
Speaker:Review.
Speaker:All right, so yes, I have this one star review written by Alyssa.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:On Amazon.
Speaker:This is, this was purchased in October of 2024, so not really recent at all.
Speaker:Um, and verified purchase the subject.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:Not that long ago, but yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I, I still think it's relevant.
Speaker:Yeah, I would agree.
Speaker:Um, okay.
Speaker:The subject is Save Yourself.
Speaker:Oh my goodness.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:And.
Speaker:Here we go.
Speaker:Alyssa, eh, I was influenced by TikTok to buy this and start using, I used
Speaker:it for a few weeks and did not notice any difference in the whiteness of my
Speaker:teeth, but I held out hope anyways.
Speaker:Then a few days ago, my tooth broke out of nowhere.
Speaker:It has since had chips come off of it one by one, and I am now facing
Speaker:serious dental work to get it fixed.
Speaker:I have also noticed pain in my molars as well.
Speaker:One could say there is no way to prove this product is causing all of this, but
Speaker:this product is the only new thing I have introduced to my oral hygiene routine.
Speaker:In years, I have never had any issues with my teeth at all.
Speaker:I can't prove that this product has caused any of this, but I can only assume and
Speaker:warn people as I wish I could go back and tell myself not to purchase this.
Speaker:Yikes, that's 51.
Speaker:People have found this helpful.
Speaker:That's scary.
Speaker:All.
Speaker:So first off the bat, most of you, if you're watching this show, you
Speaker:already know this fact about me, but my dad is a dentist and so I know a
Speaker:little bit about tooth whitening, and I will say that these products, they
Speaker:are sort of used at your own risk.
Speaker:My dad does teeth whitening in his office.
Speaker:And there are some people that are candidates and some people that are not.
Speaker:What He'll yeah, he'll look at the individual patient, look at their
Speaker:teeth, check their enamel, look at their sensitivity, various things,
Speaker:and he will deny people if he doesn't think that they're an appropriate
Speaker:candidate to receive this treatment.
Speaker:And I've always known that about my dad and his office.
Speaker:So because.
Speaker:I am weary of a lot of these products because everybody's mouth is different.
Speaker:Everybody's anatomy is different, their teeth are different, and
Speaker:people are gonna react differently.
Speaker:Some people have very sensitive teeth.
Speaker:Obviously Alyssa has very sensitive teeth.
Speaker:I don't know if there were warning signs leading up to this for Alyssa with maybe
Speaker:like we, like I used Crest White strip once and I accidentally pushed the gel
Speaker:into my gums and like seared my gums.
Speaker:It was horrible.
Speaker:I never used it again.
Speaker:So I don't know if there was a warning for Alyssa or if this just happened.
Speaker:Either way.
Speaker:Horrifying.
Speaker:Horrifying.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I have experimented with Crest White strips as well, and I once had my
Speaker:dentist like, do the molds and like yeah.
Speaker:You know, like the, the like tubes and stuff.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:Um, think about the crest white strips is they just always burn.
Speaker:Like they just hurt.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Um, so, and it's
Speaker:like the nare if it starts to burn and get that shit off.
Speaker:Well, that's right.
Speaker:And that's what's interesting is that.
Speaker:Alyssa points out, like after like the physical decaying of the tooth has been
Speaker:become a prevalent, then they start mentioning there's pain in the molars,
Speaker:which I think is such a weird thing.
Speaker:'cause I feel like this is powder that you put in your brush,
Speaker:so it's like going everywhere.
Speaker:So that's different than my experience of strips where it's on the front.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:But I'm curious because Alyssa points out that they used it for a few weeks.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:That's insane.
Speaker:They, they don't say anything about pain, like it seems like, and they're not
Speaker:like, oh yeah, exactly.
Speaker:Like, I wanna know what was the sensation when you used it and like at what point
Speaker:did you stop and did you stop using it and then these things happened?
Speaker:Like where are we in the timeline?
Speaker:I'm missing a little bit of the timeline.
Speaker:I think.
Speaker:Yeah, I it, I would assume, but I wish that Alyssa would clarify that.
Speaker:Because they say they tried it for a few weeks and they didn't notice anything.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Which makes me think if there were negative side effects,
Speaker:they would've mentioned it.
Speaker:But I wanna know what came first, like the pain and then like the chipping
Speaker:and the tooth broke off, or like the tooth broke off and then it's like
Speaker:you're freaking out about your mouth and then you're like, wait, my molar, like
Speaker:that's very curious to me And to your point, not knowing any of that about.
Speaker:Some people not being a, a proper candidate.
Speaker:It makes me wonder like it, I appreciate, I think what's valuable
Speaker:is that Alyssa is, says twice in this like seven sentence review.
Speaker:I can't prove it, but I just need you to know.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:They pointed out twice, which I think is like.
Speaker:Very truthful.
Speaker:They're like skirting any sort of shadiness.
Speaker:That's true.
Speaker:I think it's like an appropriate way of being like, don't sue me.
Speaker:Also, like Right.
Speaker:I can't prove it, but I,
Speaker:but the evidence is pointing towards I've, you know, had a, this
Speaker:is the only thing that's changed
Speaker:that, which I think is so interesting, the oral hygiene.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:In years.
Speaker:Years, which I have a question.
Speaker:Are you brand loyal to like certain kinds of toothpaste?
Speaker:I'll be honest, I have been experimenting with the tooth whitening.
Speaker:I think like my teeth are getting little bit lighter.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:So usually, yes.
Speaker:I was brand loyal.
Speaker:I always like to use the like pressed, that's like in a, not in a tube.
Speaker:It's like in a like standup thing that's like easier to squeeze.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:It's like a, I think it's two technically, two in one mouthwash.
Speaker:And.
Speaker:Toothpaste.
Speaker:But lately I've switched to like a more whitening toothpaste because I
Speaker:wanted to get more whitening smile.
Speaker:So
Speaker:what brand?
Speaker:I'm
Speaker:um, the, God, what is it called?
Speaker:It begins with an M. It's like old timey Merlin's, or, I'm so bad.
Speaker:But it's not
Speaker:Crest.
Speaker:Not Crest.
Speaker:It's like a, yeah, it's a different Mar Martin Smolins.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I should know this.
Speaker:I'm very curious, everyone watching, will you leave a comment
Speaker:about what toothpaste to you?
Speaker:Yeah, the brand specifically, because I don't, I feel like when I was a kid, we
Speaker:had Colgate 'cause it was like, it had the little like crystals on the inside.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:And like, and then there was also like the three colors.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:Which, like, what was the, but for some reason in my adulthood
Speaker:I just, I, I am very particular about Crest, which interesting.
Speaker:I don't know why, I don't know where that comes from.
Speaker:My husband only uses Sensodine, so like, we don't even share
Speaker:toothpaste, but like, yeah,
Speaker:people are like very specific about their teeth.
Speaker:I think the reason why I'm actually not as picky is because
Speaker:growing up we used to use.
Speaker:The samples.
Speaker:Samples because of my dad.
Speaker:So it was like whatever came to the office, he would just bring
Speaker:home a box of samples and we would just like taste it out.
Speaker:And sometimes it'd be like the flake we had like cinnamon and it
Speaker:was like, Ugh, this is horrible.
Speaker:Like we need new toothpaste, dad.
Speaker:Like, I'm not gonna have the cinnamon anymore.
Speaker:So I don't think I'm as picky.
Speaker:I also like to get like almond hammer 'cause I feel like something
Speaker:about the baking soda like makes me think it's gonna be whatever.
Speaker:I'm like,
Speaker:come up later.
Speaker:Oh, really?
Speaker:We'll see.
Speaker:But there was a brand of toothpaste that I loved, and now I'm completely
Speaker:blanking since we're recording, of course.
Speaker:But I found out somehow that it wasn't a DA approved.
Speaker:So then I like remember looking at the tube and being like, oh my
Speaker:God, this is not a DA approved.
Speaker:And I had been using it for years.
Speaker:What brand was it?
Speaker:Anyway, now I'm just sort of, I, I, like, I stick to the like purpley, um, crest.
Speaker:It's like.
Speaker:Why did I do that?
Speaker:The purplely, I'm, I'm looking at the tube, the purple.
Speaker:I know what you're talking about.
Speaker:The Purplely tube.
Speaker:Vivid White or whatever.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Vivid White.
Speaker:I know, I know, I know it.
Speaker:Do you remember that scene in Home Alone where he's like, is
Speaker:this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Speaker:No, I don't remember.
Speaker:Oh my
Speaker:God, you don't remember that part.
Speaker:She's, he, he goes to the counter and she's like, I dunno, lemme find out.
Speaker:And then she goes to the back.
Speaker:And then the burglars come in and Kevin runs away and she thinks
Speaker:he's stealing the toothbrush.
Speaker:She's like, follow that boy.
Speaker:And then he's like, no.
Speaker:Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Speaker:Well, I don't know.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I haven't seen it in a long a Okay.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:anyway, do we, so going on, what I've said I give, gave a little
Speaker:bit of extra information here.
Speaker:Do we think that this is common?
Speaker:I mean, there is a, what is it, 3.6 overall?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It's not a very high, see, that's another thing too.
Speaker:All of these viral trends, like, I think because of my age, I'm
Speaker:just a little more skeptical.
Speaker:I feel like I don't consume a lot of media from TikTok.
Speaker:Shame on me.
Speaker:But like these virally things for you, I'm just.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I, I value like, longstanding research rather than like popping off.
Speaker:Same clearly.
Speaker:Well, hello.
Speaker:So, I don't know.
Speaker:I feel like I appre, you know, it, it's intriguing to me because it's
Speaker:making wild accusations that kind of like they back up like this is
Speaker:the only anomaly that's changed.
Speaker:But I can't say for certain.
Speaker:Something about that feels.
Speaker:Really genuine to me.
Speaker:And the fact that 51 people have liked it or have found it helpful,
Speaker:it kind of makes me, I don't know.
Speaker:I'm sure
Speaker:that people did not buy after reading this review.
Speaker:I mean, I feel like I would've into impact, but, um,
Speaker:but the question is, is it common?
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I mean, I was scouring the one stars and there are a lot of people that
Speaker:are just like, it doesn't work right.
Speaker:I didn't see much about like tooth decay or like teeth breaking.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:But that is a fear of like any of these whitening products is it's gonna like
Speaker:strip enamel and it's bad for your teeth and like you eat an apple the wrong way.
Speaker:Maybe it falls out.
Speaker:But like, is that, I don't know.
Speaker:Also, like what is the likelihood that you could rub something on your
Speaker:teeth realistically twice a day?
Speaker:I don't know anyone that really brushes their teeth three times a day.
Speaker:For a few weeks, and then your tooth breaks.
Speaker:Like, is that real?
Speaker:I, I don't know.
Speaker:I feel like teeth are stir.
Speaker:I, I wanna know how old Alyssa is.
Speaker:Does Alyssa have, you know, like pre geriatric teeth or is
Speaker:Alyssa a 20-year-old on TikTok?
Speaker:I mean, they, Alyssa
Speaker:sounds young.
Speaker:I mean, I don't know.
Speaker:Like, I, I don't know anyone with my who, what's your grandma's name?
Speaker:Alyssa.
Speaker:Alyssa.
Speaker:Yeah, good point.
Speaker:And they say they saw it on TikTok, so Yeah.
Speaker:So, but I mean, brandies could be on TikTok, but I don't
Speaker:know many Alyssa grandmas.
Speaker:Um, were we humored?
Speaker:I mean, I would personally say that I was more entertained than humored.
Speaker:I mean, entertained and like I'm horrified.
Speaker:Um, how do you feel?
Speaker:Yeah, I feel like it's emotionally evoking, but not like funny.
Speaker:But I think that that is equal in this category.
Speaker:Agree.
Speaker:And then we've kind of already touched on the impact.
Speaker:I'm not, I'm not adding to card after reading Alyssa's review, which that's,
Speaker:yeah, I don't know.
Speaker:It
Speaker:pretty impactful.
Speaker:It gives me pause.
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:I'm, I'm curious to hear the flip side for sure.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Well, all right.
Speaker:Should we crown?
Speaker:I think we should, but wait before we crown.
Speaker:It's game time.
Speaker:All right, listeners, I've created a custom game just for you and you, Trey,
Speaker:and it is called Bright For or Fight.
Speaker:Is it a bright idea or is it gonna come to bite in the tush?
Speaker:Like it bit Alyssa.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Are you ready to go?
Speaker:I'm gonna present four trending teeth whitening habits, and you're gonna tell
Speaker:me if it's bright, a good idea or bite.
Speaker:And listeners, if you're home, just shout out your answers and
Speaker:we're gonna see who comes out with the brightest smile at the end.
Speaker:Your first question, using purple toothpaste to cancel out yellow tones
Speaker:mm-hmm.
Speaker:Will make teeth appear wider.
Speaker:Is this bright or white?
Speaker:I'm gonna say it's, it's bright.
Speaker:I don't know how that would hurt you.
Speaker:You're right, it is bright.
Speaker:Because, you know, just like purple shampoo, there's something in it that
Speaker:pulls out that yellow and therefore makes your teeth look whiter.
Speaker:Very good.
Speaker:Question number two, rubbing strawberries on your teeth will naturally whiten them.
Speaker:Um.
Speaker:This is so weird.
Speaker:I'm just gonna say bright.
Speaker:Oh man.
Speaker:It's okay.
Speaker:So this is actually bite.
Speaker:Do not do this.
Speaker:If someone has told you to do this, it, it, the acid from the strawberries
Speaker:will eventually damage your animal.
Speaker:So don't be rubbing those fruits on your teeth.
Speaker:All right, third question.
Speaker:Drinking coffee through a straw.
Speaker:Helps reduce staining on teeth
Speaker:bright.
Speaker:That is correct.
Speaker:It is bright because of course if you're drinking through a straw,
Speaker:then you're having less contact with your teeth and a Trey's showing
Speaker:us that with his beautiful Tumblr.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Tumblr not bite.
Speaker:Tumblr.
Speaker:Question number four.
Speaker:This is where we're going full circle.
Speaker:Try brushing with baking soda and coconut oil every day is a
Speaker:great way to whiten your teeth.
Speaker:Coconut oil, I forgot about this.
Speaker:I'm, I think bright.
Speaker:Oh, come on.
Speaker:It's the every day.
Speaker:Every day is what the trick is.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So yes and no.
Speaker:I mean, I don't think that we should be brushing our teeth with baking soda.
Speaker:It's really abrasive.
Speaker:It's gonna wear down the enamel in your teeth.
Speaker:I don't recommend as the a dentist daughter.
Speaker:All right, Trey, here we go.
Speaker:Here is your bonus question.
Speaker:I think you're already winning, or maybe you're 50 50.
Speaker:Actually I think you're 50 50.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So this could put you over the edge either way.
Speaker:All right, HAI, what percentage of Americans brush their
Speaker:teeth at least twice a day?
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:A 50%.
Speaker:B 69%.
Speaker:Or C 80%.
Speaker:I feel like 50% is too even.
Speaker:This is really, I want, is it 69 or to 80 Americans?
Speaker:American, I'm, I, I don't know that I really think
Speaker:this, but I'm gonna say C 80%.
Speaker:Oh man.
Speaker:It's B, isn't it?
Speaker:I thought it was B.
Speaker:It is B. According to a national survey by Delta Dental, nearly 69%
Speaker:of Americans brush their teeth at least twice a day as is recommended
Speaker:by dental professionals, which means that like 31% of you listening to this
Speaker:podcast are not brushing twice a day.
Speaker:Get on it.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Brush you could brush three times a day.
Speaker:There's you, you, you gotta two times a day, guys, let's do this.
Speaker:As Marty t once said in the film, grease, brush 'em, brush 'em, bra 'em.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Good job, Trey.
Speaker:I am sorry you didn't win, but um, thank
Speaker:you so much.
Speaker:You got
Speaker:close.
Speaker:What can I say?
Speaker:I got pretty close.
Speaker:You got close.
Speaker:What an honor.
Speaker:And listeners, did you beat?
Speaker:Try?
Speaker:Did you win?
Speaker:Let us know.
Speaker:Do you have the brighter smile?
Speaker:See.
Speaker:Or did you bite
Speaker:or did you bite your tongue?
Speaker:Review That.
Speaker:Review.
Speaker:Uh, all right.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Well, now that I'm a big loser, I really feel inspired to
Speaker:crown Alyssa, are you ready?
Speaker:Let's
Speaker:do it.
Speaker:I'm ready.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
Speaker:And in an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will
Speaker:simultaneously reveal our rating.
Speaker:The Queens are Tabulating,
Speaker:total school.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I am holding up four crowns, Trey's holding up four and a half crowns.
Speaker:I'll go first.
Speaker:This was a really good review.
Speaker:Obviously I was super impacted.
Speaker:I would not buy the product after reading a list's review.
Speaker:There's a lot of good here.
Speaker:The only thing is, and maybe this is just because I'm a Review Queen, I
Speaker:just wanted a little bit more of the timeline, a little bit more of the,
Speaker:I mean, they did give us timeline, but a little bit more of like.
Speaker:Did you feel anything at all?
Speaker:Even if you had written like, I felt nothing, and then, oh my
Speaker:God, my teeth, something about that, like was missing for me.
Speaker:And so that was why I went with four instead of a full Review Queen, I
Speaker:took off a crown, but I still thought this was a really solid review.
Speaker:Very influential, and I bet not necessarily this extreme, but I bet
Speaker:people, uh, commonly have negative, uh, experiences with this product.
Speaker:So that was why I went with four Crowns, four.
Speaker:So why four and a half?
Speaker:Well, 'cause I, I was working backwards 'cause I was like, if it to be a
Speaker:Review Queen, I always want some media.
Speaker:I want a photo, I want like a video.
Speaker:I want something.
Speaker:But.
Speaker:Especially when it comes to teeth whitening.
Speaker:There's one thing I'm scouring for and it's before and after photos.
Speaker:Yes, good point.
Speaker:I actually, I
Speaker:actually really wanna see that now I get that.
Speaker:This is about like a tooth breaking.
Speaker:Show me
Speaker:the chip
Speaker:baby.
Speaker:Just take a picture like that.
Speaker:A picture's worth a thousand words.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:You know, so, so, but.
Speaker:Everything is very solid in this review.
Speaker:I so agree that I felt like some more of the timelines, some more of
Speaker:the detail would've been important.
Speaker:I do find it queenly that they are trying to like multiple times
Speaker:say like, I can't prove this, but it, it would stop me from trying.
Speaker:I chose to not buy, and um, 51 other people found it helpful and I imagine
Speaker:that will continue as the review lives.
Speaker:Four and a half, pretty solid, does what it needs to.
Speaker:Um, but a little bit of criticism still.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Totally fair.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:well, now that we have covered your one star review tray, we have something
Speaker:else to uncover this week on Friday or.
Speaker:If you are so inclined, you can join Patreon and you can watch it.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:So yes, as Chelsey was stating, if you want to get part two to
Speaker:get the full spectrum of the story, go over to our Patreon.
Speaker:Review That Review dot com slash Patreon.
Speaker:You can get it immediately right now.
Speaker:If you wait, you gotta wait till Friday.
Speaker:Um, that's it.
Speaker:That's it.
Speaker:We did it Queen.
Speaker:That's a half revolve.
Speaker:That's
Speaker:right on the R-U-A-R-Q fierce wheel of.
Speaker:Get a fucking bag out of the seat.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Thank you for having the bright idea of joining us today.
Speaker:If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.
Speaker:If you did not like what you heard, please take a bite and tell a enemy.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:As stated on, uh, this week's after show, we're covering the flip side.
Speaker:The five star Chelsey gave some hints.
Speaker:Maybe there's some multimedia.
Speaker:We will also be taking a spin on the infamous Meryl-Go-Round, so make
Speaker:sure you join us over on Patreon.
Speaker:Well, I wonder why this was
Speaker:said.
Speaker:Why is Sandra out of breath?
Speaker:She's breathless in this review.
Speaker:Wait.
Speaker:Hmm.
Speaker:I wonder as well.
Speaker:Well, please remember,
Speaker:ignore the
Speaker:haters.
Speaker:You're a queen.
Speaker:Gender nonspecific bright white teeth queen.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Lovey Queens.
Speaker:Bye.
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Speaker:Arc vetch line is open 24 7 at 1 8 5 0 review zero.
Speaker:Don't be a.
Speaker:Oh my goodness.
Speaker:Did you, were you surprised with the 69%, did you think that it would be higher,
Speaker:lower?
Speaker:I, I thought 50 was too clean.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:My immediate impulse was that it would be 50%.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Or that it would be 69%.
Speaker:And then
Speaker:you went against, well, I thought, I don't know, Americans, like
Speaker:we have fluoride in our water.
Speaker:Like, I feel like I should have just stuck with my gut.
Speaker:Yeah, I'm learning that a lot here.
Speaker:Alright, we'll you Friday at, always Stick with
Speaker:Your Gut.
Speaker:We'll see you Friday.
Speaker:Bye.
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