188: Clip On Veneers - 1 Star Review

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Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

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Hello

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Hi, and hello.

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Welcome to a very special new chapter of Review That Review.

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That's right.

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This is our very first video episode.

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Yes.

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Can you see us?

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Can you see me?

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Can you see me?

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Hi!

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Uh, yes, after nearly 200 audio episodes, we are now entering, here we are, we have entered the visual podcasting landscape.

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That's right.

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So welcome to Review That Review, the video edition.

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Where we are dedicated to reviewing the wild, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous world of

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Online Reviews!

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That is Chelsey Donn,

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and that is Trey Gerrald,

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but now you can actually see us!

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And, call us, The Review Queens,

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Chelsey, yes, here we go, the very first visual Kvetchy place, Chelsey, would you like to,

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lodge a complaint, yes, in fact, Trey, I would love to lodge a complaint, thank you for asking, okay, let's just jump right into it, you know when you're opening, like, I'll start with the ketchup bottle, because I feel like they're the most,

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Guilty.

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Guilty.

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Thank you.

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So you know when you open it and it has like that perforated plastic piece above the like, the metallic piece that's sticking to the top of the new ketchup bottle before you can open it?

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And it says like, open here, right?

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Use this as a

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Can anyone do that successfully?

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Now,

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does anyone not just end up using their teeth around like the corner of the metal part to get the top part off so that then you could peel it?

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It's so frustrating.

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And it's like, there's something so much more insulting when you tell me, manufacturer, you tell me, tear here, open here.

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Have you had testers test this out to see if they could understand?

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Is there something wrong with your perforation machine when you say tear here?

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Because I could be there trying to tell You know what the worst culprit is, Trey?

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Medication.

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You go to a gas station You need a Tylenol stat, you got a blaring headache, whatever it is, and you're trying to tear here, on that little corner, lack of a perforation, to get it open while you got a migraine headache, Or what if you need Benadryl, it's an emergency, you have an allergic reaction, you need Benadryl, how the hell are you gonna open that thing?

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Yep.

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How have we not fixed this?

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It's a very good complaint.

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I hear it, especially when I like ketchup bottles.

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I think about how, like, because it is metal y, like, they'll have, like, three little, like, divots down that you have to, like, dig out with your fingernails, try to, like, lift it, and then it's, like, it'll tear off, and then you, like, only have two more chances to try to get out.

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And it really is

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah, if you rip it in the middle

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You're messed up, you're done.

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Ugh.

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Then you have to like stab right through it with like a pencil.

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Then you have to stab through it,

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and then you gotta be like, Fuck, that's just gonna be stabbed, and this is how the ketchup comes out now.

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Yeah, really, really, all for what?

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Security purposes?

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All for what?

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So we don't get poisoned?

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I mean, I

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guess so that it doesn't leak, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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Or it doesn't open, like if it's like a package of like, I don't know, gummy bears or something, so it's not like opening.

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I mean, we just gotta do better, guys.

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The technology has gotta be better than it was back when Trey and I were kids in the 90s.

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Why are we still doing this?

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It's a great question.

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It's a really good complaint.

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I hear it.

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It is one of those regular annoyances that we just exist with and don't actually register the like impact it's having.

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So thank you for bringing it to the forefront.

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Added to the ledger.

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All right, Trey.

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Well, I think it's officially time for us to break into our first ever video Review That Review, um, episode.

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And you, you sent me something in the mail, Trey.

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I did.

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You sent me something.

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Mail call, Chelsey got a little package, and interestingly enough, I have the little package too.

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Well, speaking of, let's jump in.

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Let's do it.

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Review That Review.

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As you know, we are your trusty Review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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We bring you a review, we break it down, we rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

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It's a very regal process that we call Assess That Kvetch.

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I'm gonna have you open it and then I'll, and then I'll talk through it.

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It's definitely like rather small.

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Feels like about the size of a credit card, maybe?

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It's sort of hard on the outside, but it feels like a frame because it feels hollow in the middle.

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It feels like in my hands, it feels like something, a frame that would go like a picture frame maybe or like a tiny little frame that would go around your license or something like that.

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That's not that.

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It's not.

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It's not.

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Alright, should I open it?

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I've gotta go with the perforation.

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Damn it.

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It's tea.

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Is it tea?

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Is

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it a night guard?

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Is it bleach trays?

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Really great guesses.

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Alright, today, Chelsey and I are going to cover this one star Amazon review from a person named Mendy G for

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two pairs, beautiful smile, nature, and comfortable, temporarily adjustable, For men and women, clip on veneers.

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It says nature, nature and comfortable.

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So even the company obviously is not that.

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So these are 18 and 66 cents.

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Sorry to be gauche and tell you how much I spent on you.

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All right.

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So first of all, I follow this amazing, uh, YouTuber named Swoop.

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And she has clip on veneers and it's one of her sponsors so she talks about them a lot.

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So I've been like, clip on veneers?

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What in the world?

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So there's obviously like a really true need for these and um, those are like expensive.

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These, this exact company, you can buy on Timu.

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How did you

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open your bag so fast?

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There's no perforation.

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Yeah, there's a little, a little like baggy.

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Um, so these are 18, which are more expensive, but you can buy them literally the same kind on Timu for 2, but I'm a little nervous of Timu and all that.

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So I just swung big and now we have two sets.

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Um,

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are we going to try these on before or after?

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So I think since this is a very special episode, you know, in the past with the audio podcast, we do have the video component Patreon.

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So we would save these live reviews for the Patreon.

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But I think in honor of today, we will live review them as well.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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After

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I think we should read it first.

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Yeah, because I thought maybe I could try it on and then try to read the review with them on.

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But I don't want to confuse you.

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Cheers!

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Mindy G's point.

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So let's

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give Mindy G the floor and then we'll take the floor.

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I think that's right.

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And we'll give them the honor of, you know, not leading the witness.

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So Mindy G, one star, verified purchase on Amazon.

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The subject is in all caps, also just heads up, there's a lot of all caps in this review, so we'll get to that, but the subject is ABSOLUTELY NOT, and this was reviewed September 8th of 2024, here we are.

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Mendy G.

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Can we get any more plastic, like Halloween teeth?

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For anyone to say they blend right in with their natural teeth, something's seriously wrong.

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I cannot believe in believe anyone would ever wear these in public phase.

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The Worst Product I've Seen Yet,

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Waste A Money, Look Like A Joker, I Thought The Mold Would Be Your Teeth, Not These Nasty Looking Things, Oh My God, Don't Waste Ya Money, Nothing looks more ridiculous, awful, awful, Save your money and get them fixed, Unless find a great product that really resembles teeth and are Not plastic porcelain would be better.

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I'm a keep, enter, looking, but done here.

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I'd be ashamed to try and even sell them false advertisement, ghost emoji, and then the like wide eyed like emoji.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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Um, so Mindy G.

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I'm guessing did win the spelling bee at their school.

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I think it's evident.

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It's evident,

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right?

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Can you use that in a sentence?

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Um, okay, well, straight off the bat, just because we have the product and I can't, I can't help but like, validate them a little bit.

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Now, the picture on the page, because you viewed the page.

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Yeah, I'll, I'll send it to you.

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But yeah, I like, does it look plastic

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in the picture?

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And also, I'm wondering what the overall is.

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So there are six reviews.

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The overall is 1.

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7.

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Oh, wow.

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Okay.

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Uh, I've just sent to Chelsey.

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Oh, my God.

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That's horrifying.

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There's a picture of a woman That has, I guess, like, knocked out one of her major front teeth and this product has, I assume, come to the rescue.

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But it's pretty obvious to me that that is like a photoshopped picture of like the teeth being gone.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Like they blacked out.

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And

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then it's a picture of like veneers, which, um, I mean, I

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feel like they definitely don't look nearly as plastic.

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In this photo, as they do in real life, like in real life, I definitely thought that they were for like Halloween or like I said, like bleach trays, like something that you're going to use once, not

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to emulate the look of real teeth, it's

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like a disposable item, not, not that you're going to use it.

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Okay, not to leave the witness, but in mine, which is sort of hard to show.

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There, I can see that there's like black schmutz on the front of these teeth.

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So that's already upsetting to me, but I'm going to try this one because it came out first.

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Should we try it or

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we should go through the whole thing first?

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You know, you really want to try it.

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I kind of want to try it while we review them.

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Well, I don't know.

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Is that going to like mess us up or should we just do it?

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I try.

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We make up the rules.

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That's what's so crazy.

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Let's just do it.

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Okay, fine.

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Let's do it.

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Okay.

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All right.

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We heard the review.

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We know.

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We, we, we heard it before we tried it.

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I mean, I will say that I did do a little research.

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So I think on the after show, we're going to actually do the boiling water and do the, like, actually apply it correctly.

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There's like a thing in the middle of it.

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What the hell is that?

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There's like a worm in the middle of the teeth.

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In my research, I did discover that you boil this in water, the little, little guy, like the insert.

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And then, You take it out and you put that on your teeth so that forms on your teeth and these are the mold.

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So you actually like are creating the veneers around your actual custom teeth.

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Oh, this is the mold.

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Correct, but people don't tend to understand that.

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So they actually put these on.

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Oh, did you put it on with the thing in there or without?

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Without.

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This might be the bottom.

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I

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mean, there's no way to talk with it.

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Oh, look at how messy you can't even pick it up.

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Which is the top?

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Which is the bottom?

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I mean, I can't even, I can't even talk.

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Like it doesn't fit.

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This is, I feel like I'm gonna choke.

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My teeth seem really yellow in this chair.

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Yeah, they really don't.

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I could not put the bottom in.

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I would absolutely choke.

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I have a small mouth.

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I'm not even gonna

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try to put the top and the bottom in at the same time.

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Do I look pretty?

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Look at how yellow my t shirt is, it's horrible.

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But this white is like plastic white, this isn't the human white.

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That's the problem with veneers, I learned on Wendy Williams that you should never get veneers that are whiter than the whites of your eyes, because that's what makes them look fake.

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Oh, this looks really, this does look fake, like, this is my teeth,

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like, that would be horrible actually.

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Like, if I, I mean, I did pay 18 for this, I would be pissed if I didn't understand, but there are no instructions, it doesn't tell you to do, like, the mold,

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wow, you look really good, Chels.

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Hello,

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I'm from Sweden.

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It makes me want to be Swedish.

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Do I look like I have sexy teeth?

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You look like in order to keep a man, I have to like, do my teeth.

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I do kind of want to do it the right way, but maybe we'll do that in the after show.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:19

We'll do that in the after show.

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Alright, let's talk about Mindy.

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Okay, Mindy, Mindy, Mindy.

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Well, I will say, like, upon taking it out of the box, I would immediately, I, like, my first question to you was like, What is this worm thing?

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So like, I think that I would, unlike Mindy Sort of research that.

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That's why I'm curious in the after show if we do it the right way.

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Like, are we just assuming that Mindy did it wrong?

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:42

I mean, I guess.

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I mean, it sounds like they did it wrong.

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Yes.

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I mean, I think I think from the start here, the spelling and grammar, they did not do a second pass at this.

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They did not do a spell check.

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Yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:16:57

You know, that first sentence is so long with no punctuation.

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Oh

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my god.

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I mean, it is funny that it says it makes you look like a joker.

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Like, I could see Joaquin Phoenix wearing that.

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It looks terrifying.

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I was hysterical laughing at myself when I looked at it.

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I mean, it is ridiculous.

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It is awful.

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You should save your money.

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I like the get them fixed, right?

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Like, as if the person that spent 18 on these could afford, like, 200, 000 for veneers or whatever it costs, I don't even know, even though my dad does them, but

TREY GERRALD: 00:17:33

I know, like, I have the, do you remember the swan where they all got da Vinci veneers?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:17:39

Oh yes, the swan, that was like such a show that would not be on the air right now, be so politically incorrect, but at the time it was taking like someone that would be considered ugly and then giving them a bunch of plastic surgery, traditionally ugly, Giving them a bunch of plastic surgery to make them look good.

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What do you think of the value here?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:01

Well, I definitely think it hits home of like, Oh, when you're going to be receiving this product is when I received it.

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I was immediately like, are these Halloween teeth?

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Like, that's what you're going to be receiving.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:13

So.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:14

I don't know that it seems like it might, in hindsight, be misrepresenting if these are, in fact, just like the molds, and then, you know, you're really supposed to, because there's also holes in the bottom,

VOICEOVER: 00:18:27

if you're not

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:28

listening, it's like, there's, the molds have holes in the bottom, so I would imagine that the holes in the bottom, when you heat up that plastic,

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:37

Yes,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:18:37

that's like what gets it to shape to your molars and gets like the plastic to come through in a way that it would attach Right and be a clip on It's it's like you could see how this is like basically creating a custom clip on where it clips on the back

TREY GERRALD: 00:18:53

But like I have no idea like first of all I don't think that these look like the actual image that they're advertising on Amazon And it doesn't fit my mouth, like, my actual teeth are bigger than these teeth, so like,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:10

Oh really?

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:11

This would not work for me, my front two teeth are taller than the actual front, so like, it wouldn't, you look so good, girl.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:26

Also, This is ridiculous, this is insane.

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:31

Speaking of the color, You would have to do the top and the bottom, because you can't just do one, because it, like, you can see the color is different,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:40

yeah, but it doesn't look, I feel like I'm choking on this, I, I,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:46

it's hard,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:48

oh my god, it's awful,

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:50

it's awful, I do feel like a joker,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:52

you definitely look like a joker, listen, I look like I'm going to

TREY GERRALD: 00:19:55

purge,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:19:56

100%, I look like I'm going to purge, 100%, Want to validate Mindy G because if you like did did not do a digger deep here Which clearly Mindy is not apt to do,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:12

If you're watching this right now, you are seeing a serious, Are you drooling?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:20

It's really, it's a serious sight to be seen.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:23

Anyway, I just want to validate like out of the box if I did no deeper digging, I would definitely Think that Mindy is a hundred percent right besides the fact that they can't spell for the life of them

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:37

Do we think that they're being shady or are they being truthful?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:40

I think they're being truthful to their Interpretation of what they received, right?

TREY GERRALD: 00:20:46

Correct, because there's no instructions So which is

CHELSEY DONN: 00:20:49

interesting that this is a review that we do have the product and we did cheat a little bit and we did Try it ahead of time because I think, had I not tried it ahead of time, had I not seen the worm, and I was just approaching this review blind.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:03

Yes.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:05

And, I may, well, did she attach an image?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:08

She didn't attach an image.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:10

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:11

One person found it helpful.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:12

I will say, to me, I think the humor is like in the errors.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:17

Right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:18

And saying, yeah, instead of your, um.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:22

You get a real sense of who this character is, but, I mean, it, it is like a, all caps, like, Absolutely not.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:30

Like, it doesn't blend into teeth.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:32

Something's seriously wrong if you thought that these would be natural teeth.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:35

Like, it makes you look bad.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:37

It's the worst product I've seen yet.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:39

Like, I'm going to keep doing research.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:41

Like, it does seem fair.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:44

These are fair points, even if they're misguided.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:47

And I think there's an impact for me reading it that where I'm sort of like, I would not buy this.

TREY GERRALD: 00:21:52

No, it's such an extreme response that I'm sort of like,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:56

yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:57

And they're really hammering the note home.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:21:59

They give us like lists of like ridiculous, awful, save your money, like nasty, whatever.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:06

Halloween.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:07

Halloween.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:08

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:09

They're, they're saying so many things and it's a verified purchase.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:14

That I would have no reason not to believe them.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:17

Now, I do have the product, so I am curious in the after show if we do it right to see if it's any better.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:24

Can I not run it under really hot water in my bathroom?

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:26

We'll find out on the after show.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:28

I also have a, uh, whatever.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:30

I think that I can.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:32

I think I can crown Mindy.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:33

How do you feel?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:34

We just, I mean, we briefly touched on the entertainment value here.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:39

I mean, I guess I was entertained in reliving this process with Mindy and imagining what it must have been like to be someone that really wanted real veneers and then got this in the mail.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:22:49

Okay, I can crown.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:51

Okay, great.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:51

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:52

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to be fair and not influence one another.

TREY GERRALD: 00:22:58

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

TREY GERRALD: 00:23:02

And here we go.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:03

The queens are tabulating,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:09

so to school.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:12

Interesting.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:12

Oh wow.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:13

With three and a half.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:14

You had one and a half.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:15

I almost went two and a half.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:18

I really was going back and forth.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:19

I was trying to separate my bias from this.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:23

Although, you know what, I'm sorry.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:24

I have to do two and a half because I forgot about all the spelling errors.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:28

So two and a half crowns, sorry guys to do a switcheroo on you.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:31

Um, but it was a buzzer beater for me.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:34

I think that if I didn't have the product or see the worm, the impact of this review would be not adding to cart 100%.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:42

And so I think I have to give points for that as a value.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:46

If you are going to unequivocally make me say not gonna go any further, Absolutely not buying this product.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:53

That's an achievement.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:23:54

Even if there are spelling errors and even if maybe you're not the most relatable narrator because you don't put a lot of care into the writing of your reviews.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:03

I don't know how much care you put into the wearing of it, but still no excuses.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:08

I would believe I'm going to get plastic junk and I wouldn't purchase.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:11

So that's why I went with Two and a half crowns, but Trey only went with one and a half.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:15

So let us know why

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:18

everything you're saying.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:19

I just feel like the point is received from the subject, which great, but then everything else like needs some copy editing.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:27

Like it's pretty rough.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:29

And then the whole question of like, did you do the product wrong?

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:33

But then there's no included direction.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:36

So I don't know.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:37

I mean, I did buy it, but I bought it for the intentions of research.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:42

I think that Mindy could do a little bit better.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:45

So one and a half crowns, uh, and I hope they get the veneers they're looking for.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:51

I mean, I hope they do too, because this, this ain't it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:58

No.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:24:58

No.

TREY GERRALD: 00:24:59

All right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:00

Well, join our Patreon if you want to watch.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:02

We'll do a little more research there.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:04

Um, but Chelsey.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:06

Yes.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:07

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:10

Who are you inducting for?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:13

My Royal Highness.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:15

Well, Trey, thank you for asking.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:16

I'm sort of taking out of, uh, sort of taking a page out of your book and I want to induct a feeling.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:25

And I think that you probably have your own version of this, but.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:30

It's the feeling of getting home at the end of a very long workday.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:36

First thing that happens is I take the bra off.

TREY GERRALD: 00:25:42

And it is the

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:42

most liberating feeling.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:44

If you're someone that wears bras, I know you can relate.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:49

It's just like a breath of fresh air, and then I take, you know, gotta take the pants off, usually wearing jeans, gotta get those right off.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:25:57

And there's just something about being able to be in like, A t shirt, an underwear, just bra less, pants less.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:05

There's no better feeling than that.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:07

And even Goldie, as difficult as she can be, will fully let me get the bra off and get the pants off before I'm like, Hi, I'm so excited to see.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:16

It's amazing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:17

I really, it's like one of her best qualities.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:19

So I wanted to induct that feeling of, uh, bras off, pants off, end of the day, get into bed, watch The Circle on Netflix, and just veg.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:30

Wow,

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:34

I hear it.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:35

Even though I don't wear a bra in my everyday life, I do have that sensation with my glasses.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:40

There is something nice about being able to just take them off.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:42

Um, but also just like, concretely, like sitting down in more comfortable clothing, like just getting Getting to relax and dove in after a day.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:54

After a day, you know?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:56

I

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:56

hear that.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:57

Taking your clip on veneers off.

TREY GERRALD: 00:26:59

Sometimes it's

CHELSEY DONN: 00:26:59

been a day, you gotta get the veneers off, you gotta just relax, you know?

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:05

Nice induction.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:05

Thank you.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:07

All right, well, we did it, Queen.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:09

That is another round.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:10

Not just another.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:11

That was the first video round.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:13

That's right.

TREY GERRALD: 00:27:16

Of the R U A R Q, Ferris Wheel of Tafers,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:20

Taf, Taf, Tafers, Well, thank you for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:27

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:44

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:45

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:46

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:48

If you're ours on this week's after show pod,

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:55

we are R.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:58

Rating and reviewing.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:27:59

A one star.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:00

Where is it from?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:00

Amazon, of course.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:02

Review for Hanes men's short sleeve.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:06

Graphic t shirt collection.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:09

Oh, I cannot wait to see why this was said.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:14

Would there be anything that could come in the mail that David would be like, what the who is this for?

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:19

Like if I got his condoms, like if I got mine comp, he may be like, what?

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:26

That's not good.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:26

Too soon.

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:28

I also cannot wait,

TREY GERRALD: 00:28:33

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TREY GERRALD: 00:28:36

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:28:48

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:08

Don't be AOG fetch line today.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:12

I'm choking, oh god.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:15

It feels like getting impressions done, it's horrible.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:19

Eugh.

TREY GERRALD: 00:29:21

Ew, okay, the worst part of that is taking them out, and it's like, just like, And then they're

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:26

slobbery.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:28

Thank you, Queens.

CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:29

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:30

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:50

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:52

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:29:58

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TREY GERRALD: 00:30:07

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CHELSEY DONN: 00:30:08

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