Episode 18: Artificial Grass Urine Spray / OKCupid

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. CHELSEY: Hey!

TREY: 00:00:31

Hello?

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Welcome to Review That Review.

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The podcast dedicated to reviewing..

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Reviews!

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We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of being two older white men we're us.

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And instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

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I was wondering where you were going with that.

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That's Chelsey Donn!

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And that's Trey Gerrald!

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And together, we aren't crotchety old white men from Chicago, and some

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We are..

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The Review Queens.

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Hey Review Queen, how you doing?

CHELSEY: 00:01:12

I'm good.

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I think that's so accurate that they sit on the aisle.

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That's true.

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I like that as a character description in general!

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I know it was all very punny, and appropriate.

CHELSEY: 00:01:22

It was very punny.

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And I think as an adult, I'm just realizing that anyway, you got to be

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I'm great.

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I had a mani-pedi for the first time in a very, very, very, very long time.

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And I knew it was going to change my life and just make me feel happier and better.

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And that's why I did it.

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And it delivered, I feel so much better.

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What color?

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I decided to go with lavender!

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Oh yes!

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Like our photo shoot.

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It's true.

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It's just like the photo shoot.

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I also just really like a purple you're mostly gonna find me in a purple.

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Do you ever put a color on the nail?

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How do you feel about that?

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I, you know, I did do a play in Key West several years ago where I played a drag

CHELSEY: 00:02:12

Really?

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Oh, yeah.

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Key West is very open and lovely.

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I mean, they're like everything exists in Key West.

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There's like people that maybe aren't so open-minded because it is Florida still, but

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We have the full spectrum.

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Yes.

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And their motto is One Human Family.

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So they do all exist together and that's lovely.

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So it's like whatever, but red is a shocking color, but it is trendy now for boys to have their

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Uh, sexuality, I've toyed, I've thought about it, but

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I'm here for it.

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David's dad gets, clear polish, which I think is really cute.

CHELSEY: 00:02:47

Yeah, my dad gets manicures too.

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And he just says, I think just like Buff em, you know, no polish at all on his,

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I really truthfully believe you just feel better after you get a mani pedi!

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It's like, there's like a magical, it's like getting on, um, like the Magic School Bus.

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What was her name?

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Miss...?

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Miss Frizzle!

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Miss Frizzle!

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You know, the manicurists.

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They take me somewhere better.

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Well, shall we get into some real trauma that you and I are each going through every day,

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I think we should.

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I need this.

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Lodge A Complaint!

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I had to Google how to pronounce it.

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Okay.

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Capcha.

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Cap..

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well ugh!

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God!

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Captcha.

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Don't even get me started!

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I, I, I...

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You know what it is!

CHELSEY: 00:03:31

Yes, of course I, is it reCaptcha or Captcha, but either way.

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It's horrible.

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Okay.

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That was another question because I wasn't sure what the difference is.

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Right?

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Okay.

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So anyone who isn't understanding and is thinking that I'm saying ketchup.

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Captcha or reCaptcha is like that computer software.

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That's trying to prove if you are a human or a robot, anytime you're trying to go into

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I remember the old days of like AOL, when it was like typing this word that has

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And now it's all these pictures, like we're playing Pictionary and it's like your memory.

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You're trying to figure out which one is a hydrant, which one has bicycles.

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There are so many times when I get anxious where it's like click all the boxes that

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Sometimes it's another fire hydrant and it's like all of this so that I can buy dog food.

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Like what in the world?!

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Captcha is insane.

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Are robots, is this really happening?

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Like robots are trying to log into Amazon.

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Maybe, I mean, I don't know, but like I hate Captcha reCaptcha.

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I'm all for privacy and security, but like, can it just be a little more straight forward?

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Do they have to be really blurry?

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Ultra zoomed in pictures of like highways.

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Like, why can't it just be clear?

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Why are the pictures fuzzy?

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I I'm with you.

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God.

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I hate it.

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I, I'm going to tell you something now that's going to make you even more angry.

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What?

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So someone that I know, I cannot remember when or how I figured this or found this out.

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I think she works in tech or something.

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She told me that not only are they doing that to us, but we're actually working for them when we're

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Is this a bridge?

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Is this..

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They're using us to collect data about those images.

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To what end?

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to use for, I think like image recognition, software that they're

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And our role in that experiment is that we must say, where is a fire hydrant so that eventually

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So we are actually employees.

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When we're completing this Captcha.

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So not only do you need to do something that is quite annoying, you're actually an intern.

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You are an unpaid intern.

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Oh, I've been an intern more times than I want to be, but it is interesting.

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We're literally doing the thing that the thing is meant to be withholding.

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Exactly.

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I would rather do the number digits with the line through the scratches than the pictures,

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Yeah, but the robots can do it now.

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The robots can do the nine X two five one.

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So what is it going to be next?

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It's going to be like, which one is a brownie or like which one is green?

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Correct.

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It's going to get harder.

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They're going to make it harder for us.

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We're going to have to work harder just to buy a bag of dog food.

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Unbelievable.

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I hate it.

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That's my complaint.

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Such a good complaint.

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Admittedly was on my list as well.

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Love it.

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Yes.

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All right.

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What about you?

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What is your complaint for today?

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Okay.

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My complaint for today is pumps.

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Like anything with a pump.

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Now say, stay with me, stay with me.

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I'm talking like soap.

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I'm talking.

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Bodywash I'm talking lotion.

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I'm talking.

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Yes.

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Now here's why I love a pump.

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Pumps make life much easier.

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However, I find that across the board, no matter what product I buy that has a pump function.

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When I am about a third of the bottle left, the pump stops working.

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Right.

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And then I gotta take...

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If it's makeup, you got to take off the top.

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And then I'm for a while I'm using the makeup product.

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There's still plenty of makeup in there, but I'm now scooping it up with the stem

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Like that way.

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Same thing with like lotion or soap.

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What is this?

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What's happening with the pump.

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I've tried to like rinse it off and declog it.

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Cause sometimes I've read that.

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They say it's my fault because I'm gross and clog.

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I clogged it.

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I don't know...

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where it just clogs, but I've tried to unclog it.

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And the problem usually persists.

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Do you have this problem?

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Yes.

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And I once saw, and ordered off of Shark Tank.

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It's called the Spatty Daddy.

CHELSEY: 00:08:19

Yes!

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Spatty Daddy's great.

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But like, yeah, to get the very end of the inside of the thing, I thought...

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They have the little teeny one.

CHELSEY: 00:08:27

Yes, that is good.

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But..

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But why do we have to have the product?

CHELSEY: 00:08:31

Why do we need the product?

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Like, why do I have to take off the top, buy a Spatty Daddy?

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It's just, it's ridiculous.

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Why have we not found a way to have a pump that just doesn't get clogged?

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And what is it is that there's not enough of the product in the bottle to help with gravity?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, that's my question.

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I wonder if it's gravity that..

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Is it gravity?

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...the suction or something.

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Because I have a lot of beef with gravity, you know what I mean?

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So like that could be a whole nother complaint, but the point is it sucks.

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It's annoying.

TREY: 00:09:06

I think that like, if our podcast had a sub Reddit, it would just be like inventions.

CHELSEY: 00:09:11

Yes!

TREY: 00:09:12

Well, very valuable complaint.

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I thoroughly recognize that pain and trauma.

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Hopefully there will be a solution, uh, by this time next year.

CHELSEY: 00:09:22

I sure hope so.

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All right.

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Should we do the thing?

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Should we jump into some online reviews,

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Please!

VOICEOVER: 00:09:30

Assess That Kvetch!

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Chelsey girl, you're first, today!

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I am!

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Take it away.

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RQ

VOICEOVER: 00:09:40

Review That Review.

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Okay.

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So today I have an Amazon one-star review written by Kit-Kat, like the candy, and it is

CHELSEY: 00:10:01

Okay.

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I looked this up for personal use and I found Kit-Kats review and it felt a little suspish...

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And so I want us to examine it together.

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Here we go.

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The title is save your money.

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Go look at Scout's Honor instead, dot dot dot the stain and odor remover one, it works.

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Okay?

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I absolutely dislike this product.

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I've been using Scout's Honor for over six months now.

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And the price had increased considerably.

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$50 a gallon.

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So I started searching for an alternative.

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I've got a very smelly beagle whose urine smells like the worst fish ever, and

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Plus the hubby, makes sure we don't buy aimless things just to test them out.

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Well upon delivery, my hubby mixed a 32 ounce spray bottle up and

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Almost immediately, I understood what the other reviewers were talking about and how

CHELSEY: 00:11:26

And I wear perfume every day.

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So it's not like I'm sensitive to odors.

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Not only did her pee smell still stink.

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It was now masked with some kind of perfume that a 70-year-old might wear.

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I'm not a quitter so I've been using it on the daily, even washing it down

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And still the same smell.

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Like it's honestly just grain, perfume, coverup.

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I'm so sad that I did get what I paid for and I will be going back to Scout's Honor.

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If I hadn't purchased straight from their site, I would direct you to my review of them on Amazon.

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But don't take my word for it.

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Go look at the Scout's Honor reviews.

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I've begged my hubby to return it, but he's just as stubborn as I am and keeps

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But it's been over three weeks and it should have worked from day one.

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I wish I could give it no stars, but I can't.

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I feel almost bad writing this review.

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But when something like urine is wafting into your home, thinking that you've

CHELSEY: 00:12:50

So for the past three days, I've been sprinkling baking soda and using a

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And it's finally gotten rid of the perfume urine smell because what I

TREY: 00:13:09

Wow.

TREY: 00:13:10

Kit-Kat okay.

CHELSEY: 00:13:11

Kit-Kat!

TREY: 00:13:12

Wait, I wrote down a bunch of contradictions in this review.

CHELSEY: 00:13:16

Yes.

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So many.

TREY: 00:13:17

Kit-Kat says that the hubby won't let them just buy things to test them out.

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And literally the next sentence says, 'so we bought it and my husband mixed the thing...

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...my hubby tested it out...

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...and the hubby tested it out.

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Kit-Kat starts the review saying like my beagles pee smells like fish.

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And then later is like the odor I wear perfume.

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I'm not sensitive to odors, but they've literally described the odor of the dog's pee as fish.

TREY: 00:13:44

Why does the phrase hubby annoy me so much.

CHELSEY: 00:13:47

It annoys me too.

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I don't know.

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There's something about, it's just gross.

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It's just gross.

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And also somebody that's going to write hubby.

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I don't know.

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I have so many thoughts.

TREY: 00:13:57

That's what it's like.

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It's not the word hubby, but someone being 'my hubby!'

CHELSEY: 00:14:02

Right.

CHELSEY: 00:14:03

Exactly.

CHELSEY: 00:14:04

Like using it three times in the review is sus.

CHELSEY: 00:14:07

Like I, I found this review in general just to be very sus that's why I brought

CHELSEY: 00:14:15

And I don't think I've, brought one in, in a while that I was explicitly like, this is suspicious.

CHELSEY: 00:14:20

Because this was kind of a no brand product.

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It literally was the name of the product was like dog urine scent removal spray.

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Like you know how like on Amazon now it's, it's become a popular trend for products

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So that was an example of what we were dealing with with this product.

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So the fact that Kit-Kat mentioned this other brand Scout's Honor in their review so many

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And that was the first thing that made me feel like this is suspicious to me.

TREY: 00:15:04

Oh, literally my eyebrows, like crinkled because I was like, oh, this

TREY: 00:15:10

but no, because the first like three sentences, it's like, they doubled

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So I was like, oh, so I guess they're not for Scout...

CHELSEY: 00:15:19

It was very interesting to me because it was like, the amount of times

CHELSEY: 00:15:31

Right?

CHELSEY: 00:15:31

Like they had some relation.

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That's how it felt to me.

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But then the review itself was very specific.

CHELSEY: 00:15:38

We know she has a beagle.

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We know the beagle's urine smells like, we know that she thinks that smells

CHELSEY: 00:15:45

We know about some sort of weird dynamic between her and her husband, where he must

CHELSEY: 00:15:58

even when the pump starts working, they're going to get us, they're going to get a...

TREY: 00:16:02

Spatty Daddy.

CHELSEY: 00:16:03

Spatty Daddy, and they're going to get the last little drop that they

CHELSEY: 00:16:13

Which, I mean, good.

CHELSEY: 00:16:14

We shouldn't be wasting, but we learned a lot about her.

CHELSEY: 00:16:18

That was so specific that it made it seem authentic, but the, the product placement of this

TREY: 00:16:27

Well, I thought maybe it is an ad for Scout's Honor because Kit-Kat makes

TREY: 00:16:40

But I actually think that Kit-Kat's last name is Hammer, and this is an ad for Arm & Hammer's

CHELSEY: 00:16:56

I have heard this.

TREY: 00:16:57

Does it work?

CHELSEY: 00:16:59

I haven't tried it.

CHELSEY: 00:17:00

I was admittedly looking at this product because I recently purchased artificial grass and I

CHELSEY: 00:17:07

But in my research of the products, I did come across a lot of people that were

CHELSEY: 00:17:13

So I think it is sort of a known thing amongst people that have artificial grass.

TREY: 00:17:20

Oh, this was specifically for artificial grass urine cleaner.

CHELSEY: 00:17:25

Yes.

TREY: 00:17:26

Okay.

TREY: 00:17:26

Right.

TREY: 00:17:26

I forgot that part.

CHELSEY: 00:17:27

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:17:28

So it attaches to the hose basically.

TREY: 00:17:32

Right.

TREY: 00:17:33

Hence the husband mixing the water with the.

CHELSEY: 00:17:36

Yeah.

TREY: 00:17:37

Oh, I am curious.

TREY: 00:17:38

What is Kit-Kats spelling like?

TREY: 00:17:40

Are there issues?

CHELSEY: 00:17:41

I had no issues.

CHELSEY: 00:17:43

I think that they might it's quite possible that Kit-Kat as a teacher,

CHELSEY: 00:17:48

All the grammar was, was very well done.

CHELSEY: 00:17:50

I didn't stumble over any of the words.

TREY: 00:17:52

I wonder if this is a product that's like now in White Diamonds scent?

CHELSEY: 00:17:58

Hmm.

TREY: 00:17:58

Did you get that reference?

CHELSEY: 00:18:00

No.

TREY: 00:18:01

Elizabeth Taylor commercials, "Here, these always brought me luck!"

TREY: 00:18:04

And she throws her White Diamonds 70 year old perfume.

CHELSEY: 00:18:07

That's right.

CHELSEY: 00:18:08

Oh, that's right.

TREY: 00:18:08

It seems that Kit-Kat really experienced this overwhelming scent

TREY: 00:18:15

It just covered it.

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So I wonder.

TREY: 00:18:18

I don't know.

TREY: 00:18:19

I I'm having a hard time with this because I can't tell.

TREY: 00:18:23

I mean, it does make me think.

TREY: 00:18:24

I need to try Scout's Honor.

CHELSEY: 00:18:26

Right.

CHELSEY: 00:18:27

That's the thing.

CHELSEY: 00:18:27

And that's what I was going to say.

CHELSEY: 00:18:28

Like, what's the value of this review, because for me, it did sort of turn me off from buying

CHELSEY: 00:18:39

Some of the five-star reviews that I read for this product, they seem like they might've been bots.

TREY: 00:18:44

Oooh!

CHELSEY: 00:18:45

Because there were little phrases that were just not quite right.

CHELSEY: 00:18:50

and that made it seem bot-like.

CHELSEY: 00:18:52

'Product so good.' 'My life now changed because.'

TREY: 00:18:57

'Excellent product had great experience.' Right.

CHELSEY: 00:19:00

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:19:00

Like that kind of stuff.

CHELSEY: 00:19:01

And I was like, this seems fake, so when I read this, I did say, I'm going to pump the

CHELSEY: 00:19:07

So, If I'm going to give Kit-Kat credit at all, it did make me pause about whether or

TREY: 00:19:17

Yeah.

TREY: 00:19:18

I could see myself.

TREY: 00:19:19

There's a company that's like a urine destroying product that I think is like the most superior.

TREY: 00:19:25

And I recently purchased like a different version on Amazon and it just isn't as good.

TREY: 00:19:31

So I could see..

CHELSEY: 00:19:32

So do you think you would go in the reviews?

TREY: 00:19:34

I mean, I could see if this is real.

CHELSEY: 00:19:37

Sure.

TREY: 00:19:38

That I could.

TREY: 00:19:39

I mean, I get the point of like, I really tried to get a cheaper product and like, it isn't working.

TREY: 00:19:44

And so like, if you're here reading the reviews, you know, my recommendation is like this other

CHELSEY: 00:19:52

I mean, I almost like wish that she would have taken a moment just to say,

CHELSEY: 00:19:59

Like she did actually they'll have the one line in there that she said.

CHELSEY: 00:20:03

I'm taking that back.

CHELSEY: 00:20:04

Cause she had one line in here where she said she wished she could, she could direct you to

CHELSEY: 00:20:10

So like go ahead and look and see for yourself what other people are writing in their reviews.

TREY: 00:20:15

Yeah, I do feel like there is an impact here for me.

TREY: 00:20:17

I would imagine this product would have a strong perfume odor that isn't

CHELSEY: 00:20:26

Right.

TREY: 00:20:26

It does make me feel like I don't want to buy this product, which is interesting.

CHELSEY: 00:20:29

Exactly.

CHELSEY: 00:20:29

So it did have an impact.

CHELSEY: 00:20:31

So that's the only thing that, um, you know, I'm leaning towards Kit-Kat for, but definitely

CHELSEY: 00:20:40

Are we ready to crown this do we think?

TREY: 00:20:42

I think so.

CHELSEY: 00:20:43

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:20:43

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER: 00:20:46

The Queens are Tabulating,

TREY: 00:20:48

Alright, you ready?

CHELSEY: 00:20:49

I am ready.

VOICEOVER: 00:20:54

Total score.

CHELSEY: 00:20:57

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:20:57

So Trey is holding up three crowns.

CHELSEY: 00:20:59

I'm holding up two and a half crowns.

CHELSEY: 00:21:01

Trey, let us know why you picked three crowns.

TREY: 00:21:04

I picked three because it really took me on a journey.

TREY: 00:21:06

At first, I thought this was going to be like a fake placement ad.

TREY: 00:21:10

I'm unable to decide if it is or isn't.

TREY: 00:21:13

I do have an impact that I feel like I should just look for a different product because

TREY: 00:21:19

I'm trying to buy like a urine destroyer.

TREY: 00:21:22

So ultimately all of that, I think washes out for me that like, it

TREY: 00:21:29

I don't know.

TREY: 00:21:29

What about you?

TREY: 00:21:30

Why did you do two and a half?

CHELSEY: 00:21:32

I took off a half point, cause I felt like TMI about the dynamic with the husband.

CHELSEY: 00:21:37

I don't want to feel bad for you and be questioning whether or not you have marital issues

CHELSEY: 00:21:45

I'm sorry, maybe that was a little bit harsh.

CHELSEY: 00:21:47

I hope you're okay.

CHELSEY: 00:21:49

If you're listening to this, I hope everything is good with you and your husband.

CHELSEY: 00:21:52

Kit-Kat okay.

CHELSEY: 00:21:54

Um, no, I, I, I gave it a two and a half purely because I did pause and not buy the product

CHELSEY: 00:22:02

I'm assuming the Kit-Kats a woman.

CHELSEY: 00:22:03

I shouldn't be, maybe Kit-Kats a man.

CHELSEY: 00:22:05

Anyway, that was why I gave it the two and a half.

CHELSEY: 00:22:08

I'm still a little bit suspishous.

CHELSEY: 00:22:11

I'll be honest.

TREY: 00:22:12

Yeah, I am too.

TREY: 00:22:12

I can't put my finger on what I think the truth is.

CHELSEY: 00:22:15

So there we go.

TREY: 00:22:16

Good job.

TREY: 00:22:17

Fun Review.

CHELSEY: 00:22:18

Thank you.

CHELSEY: 00:22:20

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:22:20

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:22:21

That was fun.

CHELSEY: 00:22:22

Let's take a quick break though.

CHELSEY: 00:22:23

And when we come back, we can get into RQ T's review.

CHELSEY: 00:22:27

I can't wait.

TREY: 00:22:28

Oooh.

TREY: 00:22:28

Love it.

TREY: 00:22:29

I got to stretch for this one.

VOICEOVER: 00:22:34

Hold your crown.

VOICEOVER: 00:22:35

We'll be right back.

CHELSEY: 00:22:37

That was a good stretch.

CHELSEY: 00:22:49

It was

TREY: 00:23:04

All right.

TREY: 00:23:04

It's One-Star-Zinger time.

TREY: 00:23:06

And it's time Chelsey to jump on the Meryl-Go-Round!

VOICEOVER: 00:23:15

I don't feel like an icon.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:17

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an,.

VOICEOVER: 00:23:23

A'..

CHELSEY: 00:23:25

I gotta be honest.

CHELSEY: 00:23:26

I missed the 'wer-a-wer-a' or whatever you used to do at the top.

CHELSEY: 00:23:30

There we go.

CHELSEY: 00:23:31

I feel better now.

CHELSEY: 00:23:31

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:23:32

Trey and I have each pick a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30 seconds

TREY: 00:23:42

Just like clean Meryl, who does it all.

CHELSEY: 00:23:44

And it's true before the clock runs out.

CHELSEY: 00:23:47

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:23:47

Trey.

CHELSEY: 00:23:48

Tell us.

CHELSEY: 00:23:48

What's your One-Star-Zinger?

TREY: 00:23:50

Okay.

TREY: 00:23:50

Today I have a One-Star-Zinger from partycity.com for mini hand clappers 12 count.

CHELSEY: 00:23:58

Oh like..

CHELSEY: 00:23:59

Like those things you wick out.

CHELSEY: 00:24:01

Yeah yeah yeah.

TREY: 00:24:01

They're like mini hand clappers.

TREY: 00:24:04

Okay.

TREY: 00:24:04

This review is from 12 days ago.

CHELSEY: 00:24:06

Oh, wow.

CHELSEY: 00:24:07

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:24:07

Real time.

CHELSEY: 00:24:08

What's their...what's their name?

TREY: 00:24:10

You don't have names on Party City.

CHELSEY: 00:24:12

Oh.

CHELSEY: 00:24:12

That's unfortunate.

TREY: 00:24:13

I know.

TREY: 00:24:13

It's very sad, but I have been adding a bunch of them to my arsenal because they're really funny.

CHELSEY: 00:24:19

Oh, they're good?

CHELSEY: 00:24:19

Okay, great.

TREY: 00:24:20

Okay.

TREY: 00:24:20

So the subject is, 'didn't clap.

TREY: 00:24:26

The review is, 'these were a joke.

TREY: 00:24:30

Didn't even clap.'

CHELSEY: 00:24:31

Great.

CHELSEY: 00:24:32

I love it.

CHELSEY: 00:24:32

I'm glad you picked a little bit of a longer one because mine's a little bit longer too,

CHELSEY: 00:24:38

What else do they do?

TREY: 00:24:39

Party City has like a button and I'm assuming you select from

TREY: 00:24:46

No, I would not recommend to a friend.

CHELSEY: 00:24:50

I wouldn't recommend it either.

CHELSEY: 00:24:52

Okay, Trey.

CHELSEY: 00:24:53

Are you ready?

TREY: 00:24:54

What am I strapped in on?

CHELSEY: 00:24:56

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:24:57

I should really be more prepared with this.

CHELSEY: 00:24:59

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:24:59

Let's go Avant Guard.

CHELSEY: 00:25:00

You're strapped into like, um, a Starbucks cup.

TREY: 00:25:04

Ooh, can I be an iced Starbucks cup?

CHELSEY: 00:25:07

Yes!

CHELSEY: 00:25:07

Of course.

TREY: 00:25:09

It's so chilly in here.

CHELSEY: 00:25:11

All right, get ready.

CHELSEY: 00:25:13

Here we go.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:15

3, 2, 1, GO

VOICEOVER: 00:25:20

This is what a job dad, and even

VOICEOVER: 00:25:23

clap ladies.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:26

We're a joke that they would slap

VOICEOVER: 00:25:29

sports.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:30

Announcer

VOICEOVER: 00:25:32

didn't even clap.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:35

TLC reality,

VOICEOVER: 00:25:40

Yankee

VOICEOVER: 00:25:43

dog dominant.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:44

Nope.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:47

We're a joke.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:47

They didn't even cloud.

CHELSEY: 00:25:49

Oh my God.

VOICEOVER: 00:25:50

That's all!

CHELSEY: 00:25:51

I feel like you were serving me Little Edie in that Yankee and I approve!

TREY: 00:25:56

I was very like, um, country in all of those.

CHELSEY: 00:25:58

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:25:59

That was so great.

CHELSEY: 00:26:00

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:26:00

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

CHELSEY: 00:26:05

Good job, Trey!

CHELSEY: 00:26:06

And by the way, you've been like killing it lately.

CHELSEY: 00:26:08

I feel like you've won the last, like several rounds.

CHELSEY: 00:26:11

Just saying.

CHELSEY: 00:26:13

Lovely.

CHELSEY: 00:26:14

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:26:14

You could say, excuse me!

TREY: 00:26:16

I'm just full of gas, Chelsey.

TREY: 00:26:19

What is your One-Star-Zinger for today?

CHELSEY: 00:26:21

For today..

CHELSEY: 00:26:22

Also?

CHELSEY: 00:26:22

Sorry, just cause you said full of gas.

CHELSEY: 00:26:24

That is like the perfect segue to say.

CHELSEY: 00:26:26

I have a Patreon Exclusive story coming later in this episode.

CHELSEY: 00:26:31

So only if you're on Patreon, will you get to hear this gas story.

CHELSEY: 00:26:36

And I will say no more.

CHELSEY: 00:26:37

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:26:38

And my zinger's from Sephora, it is for an eyeliner pencil to go.

CHELSEY: 00:26:44

It is written by Megan 6 5 7 E 6 8 0.

CHELSEY: 00:26:52

A lot of numbers there Megan657E680.

CHELSEY: 00:26:57

The subject is, 'crap.' The review is, 'the pencil is such garbage.

CHELSEY: 00:27:04

LOL.

CHELSEY: 00:27:05

It shattered in my sharper.'

TREY: 00:27:11

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:27:13

That's it.

CHELSEY: 00:27:14

It shattered in Meghan's sharpener.

TREY: 00:27:17

All right.

TREY: 00:27:17

You're strapped in on a donut hole.

TREY: 00:27:21

Yes!

TREY: 00:27:21

Love that!

VOICEOVER: 00:27:22

3, 2, 1, GO!

VOICEOVER: 00:27:26

Disney, such

VOICEOVER: 00:27:29

garbage Allah allow it shattered in my sharp

VOICEOVER: 00:27:34

Shakespeare.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:36

Pencils, such garbage.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:39

It shattered my shot.

VOICEOVER: 00:27:42

Superhero, a pencil,

VOICEOVER: 00:27:44

such garbage

VOICEOVER: 00:27:50

magic show

VOICEOVER: 00:27:51

pencils,

VOICEOVER: 00:27:52

garbage, it shattered my shot.

TREY: 00:27:55

The hands!

VOICEOVER: 00:27:58

That's all.

CHELSEY: 00:27:58

I have to do the hands!

TREY: 00:28:00

It's so like earnest.

CHELSEY: 00:28:01

I have to!

CHELSEY: 00:28:03

Oh, my goodness.

CHELSEY: 00:28:04

I think you might've won.

CHELSEY: 00:28:05

I feel like you're winning streak continues,

TREY: 00:28:08

But only by one, you got four of my friend.

CHELSEY: 00:28:10

I know.

CHELSEY: 00:28:10

It was long, it was long.

CHELSEY: 00:28:12

Good Job, Trey.

TREY: 00:28:14

Thank you.

TREY: 00:28:14

Thank you.

CHELSEY: 00:28:16

I got to practice.

CHELSEY: 00:28:17

I think you've really been pulling ahead lately.

TREY: 00:28:20

That was fun.

CHELSEY: 00:28:21

That was fun.

CHELSEY: 00:28:22

Let's go back to it.

VOICEOVER: 00:28:25

Review That Review.

CHELSEY: 00:28:29

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:28:30

We are back from that game break.

CHELSEY: 00:28:33

And it's your turn Trey!

CHELSEY: 00:28:35

Where is your review from this week?

TREY: 00:28:37

All right.

TREY: 00:28:37

I changed this review last minute.

TREY: 00:28:39

I found this before we started the podcast and have been sitting on it.

TREY: 00:28:45

So I'm lifting it from my seat.

TREY: 00:28:48

And here we go.

TREY: 00:28:48

This is a one star review from TrustPilot for the dating website, OKCupid.

TREY: 00:28:56

This review is from Robert C and Robert C's subject is, 'nothing but 30 plus year old,

CHELSEY: 00:29:15

Oh yes.

TREY: 00:29:15

Okay.

TREY: 00:29:17

Nothing, but 30 plus year old delusional women who still think they have value after they have

TREY: 00:29:27

Now, all of a sudden at age 45, they want to act all pristine.

TREY: 00:29:33

Like they are born again virgins.

TREY: 00:29:36

Same ol', same ol' dot dot dot.

TREY: 00:29:39

Nothing but a laundry list of quote unquote expectations and quote unquote requirements yet

TREY: 00:29:54

Do yourself a favor men, and go MGTOW.

TREY: 00:30:01

And better yourself, physically and financially and leave women out of the equation.

TREY: 00:30:08

These women have nothing to offer you guys except being their little quote unquote play thing.

TREY: 00:30:14

When they get bored, while they suck out all of your time and finances with dates

CHELSEY: 00:30:29

Uhhhh!

CHELSEY: 00:30:30

Sorry.

TREY: 00:30:31

They certainly don't act like it.

TREY: 00:30:34

But Hey, if you want an over tattooed self-entitled princess, that looks

TREY: 00:30:48

Go right ahead.

CHELSEY: 00:30:53

I am so mad.

CHELSEY: 00:30:54

First of all, I am swiping all the way left on Robert C!

CHELSEY: 00:31:03

Ugh!

TREY: 00:31:04

What the...

CHELSEY: 00:31:06

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:31:06

First of all!

TREY: 00:31:07

Wait.

TREY: 00:31:07

Yeah.

TREY: 00:31:08

Go!

CHELSEY: 00:31:08

What is MGTO...?

CHELSEY: 00:31:11

What is that?

TREY: 00:31:12

I was just...I don't know!

TREY: 00:31:13

I was just going to ask you!

CHELSEY: 00:31:14

What is it?

TREY: 00:31:15

Do yourself a favor, men and go MGTOW.

TREY: 00:31:20

All caps go....

CHELSEY: 00:31:22

It has to mean something.

CHELSEY: 00:31:24

M G T O W?

TREY: 00:31:27

I'm going to look it up.

CHELSEY: 00:31:28

We gotta.

CHELSEY: 00:31:29

I gotta know.

TREY: 00:31:29

M G T O W Meaning..

CHELSEY: 00:31:31

It's gotta be an acronym.

TREY: 00:31:33

Oh yeah.

TREY: 00:31:33

Meaning what is it?

TREY: 00:31:35

Men going their own way.

TREY: 00:31:37

The rise of toxic male.

TREY: 00:31:39

It's a Guardian article.

TREY: 00:31:41

Is the first, the first result as a guardian article, men going their own way.

TREY: 00:31:47

The rise of a toxic male.

CHELSEY: 00:31:48

I mean, he, Robert...

CHELSEY: 00:31:51

Rob...

CHELSEY: 00:31:51

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:31:52

Robert C, you are toxic and not in like a cute Britney Spears way.

CHELSEY: 00:31:56

Free Britney.

CHELSEY: 00:31:57

Anyway, what is happening?

CHELSEY: 00:32:00

I feel personally attacked by Robert.

TREY: 00:32:03

What is Prince Charming Simp?

CHELSEY: 00:32:06

Oh, do you know what a simp is?

TREY: 00:32:09

No.

CHELSEY: 00:32:10

I think a simp is like a guy that will do anything for a woman.

CHELSEY: 00:32:14

Like kind of like cuckold.

CHELSEY: 00:32:15

I want to say.

TREY: 00:32:17

A slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women.

CHELSEY: 00:32:21

Yeah, so like cuckold, you know, like that kind of...

CHELSEY: 00:32:24

I mean, it just sounds like Robert C is not accepting the fact that he has a really shitty

CHELSEY: 00:32:39

Robert I'm judging you and I can't even help it.

CHELSEY: 00:32:43

I'm so mad.

TREY: 00:32:45

What do you even imagine Robert C's OkCupid profile is like?

CHELSEY: 00:32:49

Uh, just gross.

CHELSEY: 00:32:51

I feel like Robert C I don't...

CHELSEY: 00:32:54

I had a vision of him with a bunny.

CHELSEY: 00:32:55

I don't know why I had a vision of him with, as, like a bunny guy, but...

TREY: 00:32:58

A dead bunny!

CHELSEY: 00:32:59

Yes!

TREY: 00:32:59

That he's shot with his riffles?

CHELSEY: 00:33:01

Yes.

CHELSEY: 00:33:02

Exactly.

CHELSEY: 00:33:02

That's how I picture Robert C like showing off like an animal than he's just killed.

TREY: 00:33:08

It is very interesting to me throughout this review.

TREY: 00:33:11

Robert uses a lot of capitalization.

TREY: 00:33:15

Every time, it's men it's in capital M every time it's woman, it's capital w.

CHELSEY: 00:33:21

Hmmm.

TREY: 00:33:22

Prince Charming Simp, all capitalized.

TREY: 00:33:24

Pillsbury Biscuit Can all capitalized.

CHELSEY: 00:33:27

Screw that.

CHELSEY: 00:33:28

Screw that line.

CHELSEY: 00:33:29

That, that line about the Pillsbury biscuit made me so mad.

TREY: 00:33:35

What do you think Robert's body type is?

CHELSEY: 00:33:37

Not good.

TREY: 00:33:39

Yeah, I don't imagine that either.

CHELSEY: 00:33:41

I don't think he, I think he does not.

CHELSEY: 00:33:42

I think he's not a fit guy and I think he's gross and I wouldn't trust Robert's review on Trustpilot

TREY: 00:34:01

I, when I was reading this, I was reminded of our episode where you, your first

TREY: 00:34:10

Also Trustpilot this is just so telling about how Robert C.

TREY: 00:34:15

views the world.

CHELSEY: 00:34:15

Sees the world.

CHELSEY: 00:34:16

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:34:17

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:34:18

He has such issues with women.

CHELSEY: 00:34:20

It's like screaming off the page in a way that is really, like, take it up in therapy

TREY: 00:34:32

What do you think 'women are not women anymore' ..What do you think he means by that?

CHELSEY: 00:34:36

I think that he means that women are not submissive and women

CHELSEY: 00:34:42

Like what can I make you for breakfast, honey?

CHELSEY: 00:34:45

Do you want me to massage your feet?

TREY: 00:34:47

Well, that's, that's what I was imagining as well.

TREY: 00:34:49

But if you go down this prince charming simp analogy, Prince charming's wife

CHELSEY: 00:34:59

That's speaking to more of an overarching patriarchy, right.

CHELSEY: 00:35:03

That we deal with.

CHELSEY: 00:35:04

And that we're, we're all working on removing that narrative that we were given as children

TREY: 00:35:14

There are so many gems in this, like riding the C Carousel.

CHELSEY: 00:35:19

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:35:19

What?

CHELSEY: 00:35:19

What does that mean?

TREY: 00:35:20

I never heard that phrase.

CHELSEY: 00:35:21

What does the C carousel mean?

CHELSEY: 00:35:23

What are you saying, Robert?

CHELSEY: 00:35:25

That it's just like your, like, that you're a C?

CHELSEY: 00:35:27

Is he say, I took it when he first said it as like, you know, when you say to someone

CHELSEY: 00:35:37

Like, you are far from top tier my friend.

TREY: 00:35:41

Correct.

TREY: 00:35:42

But my thought about C carousel is like the baggage carousel at an airport.

TREY: 00:35:46

There's no difference between the A carousel or the C carousel.

TREY: 00:35:49

Like I think the point here is like, you're either.

CHELSEY: 00:35:52

You think that's what he meant?

TREY: 00:35:53

No, I think what he meant is what you're saying.

TREY: 00:35:55

It's like this number scale, like we have this, like you're a nine or you're a two.

CHELSEY: 00:35:59

Right.

CHELSEY: 00:35:59

Exactly.

TREY: 00:36:00

But the C lettering roster doesn't really make sense to me,

TREY: 00:36:07

Also the fact that we had to Google and didn't know what M G T O W even meant, just tells

TREY: 00:36:15

Also like this whole born again Virgin scenario...

CHELSEY: 00:36:20

What is that like?

CHELSEY: 00:36:21

Are you saying that a woman is no longer attractive to you because she's older and

CHELSEY: 00:36:30

like.

CHELSEY: 00:36:31

Robert is so gross.

CHELSEY: 00:36:32

He's making me very upset.

TREY: 00:36:34

It's really like confusing.

TREY: 00:36:35

It's like terrifying that these are the kinds of men that are on OkCupid.

CHELSEY: 00:36:39

It really, I mean, I will say if there's one impact that this review

CHELSEY: 00:36:46

No offense OkCupid, if I'm generalizing.

TREY: 00:36:49

But I imagine Robert is no longer on it.

CHELSEY: 00:36:52

That's true.

CHELSEY: 00:36:52

Maybe I'm maybe it's safe to go back.

TREY: 00:36:54

I mean, it's, it is very interesting because I am a gay man.

TREY: 00:36:58

I like men.

TREY: 00:37:00

And this review is just everything that is wrong with men.

TREY: 00:37:03

I mean, it's like hilarious that Robert as a man is like berating the women gender.

TREY: 00:37:09

And it's like, all you get from this review is how awful he is as a man.

CHELSEY: 00:37:14

Yeah!

CHELSEY: 00:37:15

It's true.

CHELSEY: 00:37:16

You're right.

CHELSEY: 00:37:16

It has the complete opposite effect.

TREY: 00:37:18

I want to, like, I want to do an experiment right now with you.

CHELSEY: 00:37:21

Yeah.

TREY: 00:37:22

I want to go through our usual checkpoints and like really try to apply them.

TREY: 00:37:27

Do you think this review provides any value, unique or new information about OkCupid?

CHELSEY: 00:37:35

No.

CHELSEY: 00:37:36

It does not.

TREY: 00:37:37

No.

TREY: 00:37:37

Okay.

TREY: 00:37:38

The spelling and grammar.

CHELSEY: 00:37:40

Okay.

TREY: 00:37:40

Does it look like they did a spell check before hitting submit?

TREY: 00:37:43

Thoroughly 100%?

TREY: 00:37:44

Absolutely.

TREY: 00:37:44

It is.

TREY: 00:37:45

It is beautifully type font written.

TREY: 00:37:48

Sure.

TREY: 00:37:48

Do we believe them?

TREY: 00:37:50

Were they being truthful or shady disgruntled former employee or relative of the owner.

TREY: 00:37:54

Do we believe them?

CHELSEY: 00:37:55

Well, I believe that this is Robert's reality, but I don't, but I think they might

TREY: 00:38:05

That's what's hard for me is like, I think Robert is being truthful to Robert's

CHELSEY: 00:38:15

Exactly.

TREY: 00:38:15

It's all...

CHELSEY: 00:38:16

And I think that's really what it's about.

CHELSEY: 00:38:18

It's like, can I trust what this person has to say?

CHELSEY: 00:38:21

No, I can't.

TREY: 00:38:23

Right because I don't view the, clearly this person has a very

CHELSEY: 00:38:28

Has a world view, Thank God, that is different than either of ours.

TREY: 00:38:31

Do we think this is a common experience or a fluke experience?

TREY: 00:38:35

Is it typical of OkCupid?

CHELSEY: 00:38:37

I don't think so.

CHELSEY: 00:38:38

I hope not.

TREY: 00:38:40

Is OkCupid free?

CHELSEY: 00:38:41

Yes, I believe so.

CHELSEY: 00:38:42

I don't know if they have like a paid premium.

CHELSEY: 00:38:44

Most of them have like an upsell, I think.

TREY: 00:38:47

Humor.

TREY: 00:38:48

Were we entertained?

CHELSEY: 00:38:49

No.

TREY: 00:38:50

No.

TREY: 00:38:51

I'm entertained by the description of who Robert C is as a man.

CHELSEY: 00:38:56

Yes.

TREY: 00:38:57

Which is not Robert C's intention.

CHELSEY: 00:38:59

That's why I can't attribute any of the entertainment value back to Robert.

CHELSEY: 00:39:04

I can attribute it to the ridiculousness of him as a character.

TREY: 00:39:09

Right.

TREY: 00:39:09

This is like when they were filming Blair Witch, and it was like, there's no script, but here

TREY: 00:39:15

And it's like, okay, you're going to be playing Robert C, this is how Robert C sees the world.

CHELSEY: 00:39:19

And it's like, got it immediately.

CHELSEY: 00:39:21

I mean, roll camera.

TREY: 00:39:24

And then do we care if we were this reviewer's grandmother where we put this

TREY: 00:39:31

What is the impact?

TREY: 00:39:32

Is it a deal breaker?

CHELSEY: 00:39:33

Yeah, I would kick Robert out and tell him to go somewhere

TREY: 00:39:38

If I was the grandmother, I would put a bar of soap in his mouth.

TREY: 00:39:41

I would spank his Fanny and I would send him to dinner...

TREY: 00:39:44

to bed without dinner.

CHELSEY: 00:39:45

I agree.

CHELSEY: 00:39:46

I would be very disappointed if Robert C were my grandchild.

TREY: 00:39:50

Thoroughly.

TREY: 00:39:50

Does this have an impact for you as far as OkCupid?

CHELSEY: 00:39:54

No.

TREY: 00:39:56

Right.

TREY: 00:39:56

It's right.

CHELSEY: 00:39:57

No, it doesn't I mean, it does, in the sense that, like I said, like no offense, OkCupid,

CHELSEY: 00:40:08

Like, thank God Robert's gone.

CHELSEY: 00:40:09

But if there's a large populous of Roberts on OkCupid then?

CHELSEY: 00:40:13

Yeah, it affects me because no, I don't want to be around that.

CHELSEY: 00:40:16

But other than that, which is not really OkCupid's fault.

CHELSEY: 00:40:19

No it doesn't.

TREY: 00:40:21

I mean, I think I could crown this.

CHELSEY: 00:40:23

Let's crown it.

TREY: 00:40:23

Okay.

CHELSEY: 00:40:24

Can I give zero crowns?

CHELSEY: 00:40:25

Is that a thing I can do?

TREY: 00:40:26

Do you think it's worthy of zero crowns?

CHELSEY: 00:40:29

I'm very mad, but let's tabulate

TREY: 00:40:33

Let's tabulate.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:36

The Queens are tabulating.

TREY: 00:40:38

Do you think you know?

CHELSEY: 00:40:42

I know.

VOICEOVER: 00:40:44

Total score.

CHELSEY: 00:40:45

Alright.

CHELSEY: 00:40:45

Trey gave it one crown.

CHELSEY: 00:40:46

I gave it a half crown.

CHELSEY: 00:40:48

I'll start.

CHELSEY: 00:40:48

I gave it a half crown because the spelling and grammar, that was really the

CHELSEY: 00:40:56

Other than that, I detested him and I feel.

CHELSEY: 00:41:01

Just very protective of myself and other women who might take any word of what

CHELSEY: 00:41:11

And I want to be the one to tell myself and every other woman listening to never, ever, ever think

CHELSEY: 00:41:30

And you're beautiful and you're amazing.

CHELSEY: 00:41:32

And you're a Queen.

CHELSEY: 00:41:33

And, I'm just sorry that there are people like Robert out there that

CHELSEY: 00:41:40

So that's what I want to take my assessment time talking about.

CHELSEY: 00:41:43

Half crown for Robert.

CHELSEY: 00:41:45

Why did you give a crown?

TREY: 00:41:46

Valid?

TREY: 00:41:47

I did.

TREY: 00:41:47

I thought about half and I thought about one.

TREY: 00:41:49

I personally don't think that it's a worthy of zero crowns.

TREY: 00:41:53

I do think it's at least half a crown because of the spelling and because the impact here

TREY: 00:42:11

But if this is a kind of person that could be on the service, that makes me feel a little bit,

TREY: 00:42:19

So that's why I did one because.

TREY: 00:42:22

Basically half for the spelling and then the other half is because it does make me

CHELSEY: 00:42:28

A Robert.

TREY: 00:42:29

...crazy people like Robert on OkCupid?

TREY: 00:42:31

Wow.

TREY: 00:42:32

So that's why I did one crown.

CHELSEY: 00:42:33

Alright!

TREY: 00:42:35

Yikes.

TREY: 00:42:36

That was such an odd point of view of the world.

TREY: 00:42:38

Isn't that sad that someone who's like looking for love has that much hang up in their life.

CHELSEY: 00:42:42

Yeah like a lot of contraditions...

TREY: 00:42:44

you're never going to find,

CHELSEY: 00:42:45

You're never going to find it.

CHELSEY: 00:42:45

If that's how you feel about it.

CHELSEY: 00:42:47

So, okay.

TREY: 00:42:48

Also in my tabulating, I was just looking over at the expectations and

TREY: 00:42:55

And it's like, that's, you're just, that's what you're doing.

CHELSEY: 00:42:58

Yeah.

CHELSEY: 00:42:58

Terrible.

TREY: 00:43:00

Okay.

TREY: 00:43:00

Let's forget Robert C.

TREY: 00:43:02

What a mess.

CHELSEY: 00:43:03

I always feel like whenever we have one of these reviewers that leave me, like,

CHELSEY: 00:43:25

And let's just clear the space for a second.

CHELSEY: 00:43:27

I'm going to pull out my crystal that I got for both of us.

CHELSEY: 00:43:31

I'm going to hold it up for Patreon.

TREY: 00:43:33

I got mine too!

CHELSEY: 00:43:34

Anyway, let's clear the space, bring in some good energy because there are

CHELSEY: 00:43:41

And I can't wait to honor two of them right now.

CHELSEY: 00:43:45

So.

CHELSEY: 00:43:45

All the crystals and I feel better.

CHELSEY: 00:43:48

All right.

TREY: 00:43:49

Me too.

TREY: 00:43:49

All right.

TREY: 00:43:50

Chelsey, who are you inducting today for

VOICEOVER: 00:43:55

My Royal Highness.

CHELSEY: 00:43:57

I'm so glad you asked.

CHELSEY: 00:43:58

Today, I'm going to induct a fellow actor named Lora Bofill.

CHELSEY: 00:44:03

She's @lorabofill that's, L O R a B O F I L L.

CHELSEY: 00:44:10

On Instagram and Lora and I were in Good Girls together.

CHELSEY: 00:44:16

She was my CoStar that she was the other girl exercising with me during the workout class.

CHELSEY: 00:44:22

And the reason why I want to induct Lora and why she's.

CHELSEY: 00:44:25

So friggin cool is because not only is Lora a fabulous actor and she's

CHELSEY: 00:44:35

And not just like any little doctor, like she's a doctor at Cedar Sinai, and she's literally

CHELSEY: 00:44:49

No one that knows Lora or very few people who know Lora as Dr.

CHELSEY: 00:44:53

Bofill at Cedar Sinai know that she's an actor.

CHELSEY: 00:44:58

And the people that know her as an actor don't know that she's a doctor.

CHELSEY: 00:45:02

In fact, when I worked with her on set, it never came up I just thought she was a

CHELSEY: 00:45:09

And I had so much respect for her, for our conversations that were in that domain.

CHELSEY: 00:45:15

Meanwhile, when COVID happened, she started posting medical advice for people dealing

CHELSEY: 00:45:30

And only because I followed Lora and I saw these posts, did I even know that she was a doctor.

CHELSEY: 00:45:37

So I don't know how a superhuman like this exists.

CHELSEY: 00:45:41

I just spoke with her for like an hour yesterday.

CHELSEY: 00:45:44

Cause she was helping me out with something.

CHELSEY: 00:45:46

And just the fact that she took the time to talk to me when she's like fixing the world

CHELSEY: 00:45:57

I can't think of anyone more deserving of this.

CHELSEY: 00:46:00

Uh, then Lora.

CHELSEY: 00:46:01

So @lorabofill go follow her.

CHELSEY: 00:46:04

She's amazing.

CHELSEY: 00:46:05

And I'm is wishing her.

CHELSEY: 00:46:08

So much mazel and success because she deserves it because she is amazing.

CHELSEY: 00:46:12

So thank you, Lora.

TREY: 00:46:15

Wow!

TREY: 00:46:16

And I love how she spells her name.

CHELSEY: 00:46:17

Yeah!

CHELSEY: 00:46:17

Isn;t it cool?

CHELSEY: 00:46:18

All right.

CHELSEY: 00:46:19

Try tell us who you're inducting for My Royal Highness.

TREY: 00:46:23

Okay.

TREY: 00:46:23

So today I am inducting another animal rescue situation.

TREY: 00:46:30

Okay.

TREY: 00:46:30

So today I'm going to induct Mission Driven Goods.

TREY: 00:46:36

They are on Instagram @missiondrivengoods.

TREY: 00:46:39

So this is an organization created by Scott Poore and basically.

TREY: 00:46:45

Scott had this passion for, you know, that animal in an animal shelter that has

CHELSEY: 00:46:53

Yeah, like that.

CHELSEY: 00:46:54

Like the older one?

TREY: 00:46:55

The one that no one is excited about, no one wants to play with.

TREY: 00:46:59

No one is adopting.

TREY: 00:47:00

So Scott had a soft spot in his heart for that animal.

TREY: 00:47:05

And it became Scott's mission in life and created this organization that sells apparel as a means

TREY: 00:47:23

And Scott sort of started making news because.

TREY: 00:47:26

Uh, in order to spark awareness for these animals, he's done some pretty extreme things

TREY: 00:47:36

One day he slept for an entire week, seven days, inside of a kennel at a shelter

TREY: 00:47:43

Also spent like 30 minutes inside of a car, uh, without air conditioning to

TREY: 00:47:52

They got a sponsorship to do a billboard for this little dog named Sally Sue.

CHELSEY: 00:47:58

Awww.

TREY: 00:47:59

Who is a pit bull who had spent over three years in a shelter in order to like

TREY: 00:48:16

I'm so touched by people that are so committed to these defenseless

TREY: 00:48:22

And that is Scott's whole thing.

TREY: 00:48:23

You can go to missiondrivengoods.com.

TREY: 00:48:26

You can buy some of their cute t-shirts.

TREY: 00:48:28

You can also just donate to the billboard fund, which I did prior to the episode.

TREY: 00:48:33

And I would love for all of you to do the same because Scott's doing really great stuff.

TREY: 00:48:36

And the apparel is actually very cute.

TREY: 00:48:39

So Scott Poore, and mission-driven goods.

TREY: 00:48:43

You are My Royal Highness for today.

CHELSEY: 00:48:47

Wow.

CHELSEY: 00:48:48

I love that.

TREY: 00:48:50

I love it too.

CHELSEY: 00:48:51

Oh, that was so nice.

TREY: 00:48:52

Do we have time for a Royal Review?

CHELSEY: 00:48:54

Okay, Bitch, I'mma make a minute for Royal Review okay.

CHELSEY: 00:48:57

I don't miss an opportunity for a Royal review, are you kidding?

TREY: 00:49:01

That's the spirit girl.

CHELSEY: 00:49:04

Alright.

VOICEOVER: 00:49:07

Baby it's time for some Royal Reviews!

VOICEOVER: 00:49:12

YES!

TREY: 00:49:14

Different recording on that.

TREY: 00:49:15

Um, all right.

TREY: 00:49:16

So today our Royal Review, Chelsey is from JMWA1986 on Apple Podcasts.

TREY: 00:49:25

They write five stars, funny, feisty, and fabulous.

TREY: 00:49:32

This podcast sparks much joy.

TREY: 00:49:35

I love getting to know Chelsey and Trey through their kvetches and Royal Highness nominations.

TREY: 00:49:41

They bring two separate insights to the table and really pick these reviews apart, giving

TREY: 00:49:51

With so many trolls out there, it's nice to see these two acknowledging humanity along

TREY: 00:49:58

Love love, love PS.

TREY: 00:50:01

The last episode had me rolling pun intended I can't wait to see what these two and

CHELSEY: 00:50:10

Awwww.

TREY: 00:50:12

What a thoughtful review!

CHELSEY: 00:50:14

JMWA1986!

TREY: 00:50:18

So they posted that in July.

CHELSEY: 00:50:19

That was Sweet.

CHELSEY: 00:50:20

It must have been

TREY: 00:50:20

What was the last episode?

CHELSEY: 00:50:22

It was the ball.

CHELSEY: 00:50:23

It was the giant ball that,

TREY: 00:50:25

rolling!

CHELSEY: 00:50:26

Yeah, where the guy broke his collarbone.

CHELSEY: 00:50:28

The kid broke the Collarbone or whatever.

CHELSEY: 00:50:30

Oh my God.

CHELSEY: 00:50:31

That was so, so sweet.

CHELSEY: 00:50:32

And I'm so glad that you enjoy our ample consideration as you so kindly put it.

CHELSEY: 00:50:39

That was very sweet.

TREY: 00:50:40

I love that!

TREY: 00:50:41

It's so kind.

TREY: 00:50:42

Thank you, JMWA1986 for your very thoughtful review.

TREY: 00:50:46

That's a lot.

CHELSEY: 00:50:48

It means so much to us, thank you so, so much.

CHELSEY: 00:50:50

That's so sweet.

TREY: 00:50:51

All right.

TREY: 00:50:51

So we did it, thank you all you listeners currently.

TREY: 00:50:55

And, uh, we've done a, here we are.

TREY: 00:50:57

We're at the end of another fabulous episode.

CHELSEY: 00:51:00

It's true.

CHELSEY: 00:51:00

Thank you guys so much for joining us today.

CHELSEY: 00:51:02

We really appreciate it.

CHELSEY: 00:51:04

If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.

TREY: 00:51:07

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TREY: 00:51:10

You can also leave us a review, just like Queen JMWA1986 did and

CHELSEY: 00:51:19

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CHELSEY: 00:51:20

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CHELSEY: 00:51:26

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CHELSEY: 00:51:31

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TREY: 00:51:35

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TREY: 00:51:37

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TREY: 00:51:47

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TREY: 00:51:52

So go check that out.

CHELSEY: 00:51:54

And remember, please, you guys, ignore the haters, you're a Queen!

TREY: 00:52:00

Gender non-specific queen!

CHELSEY: 00:52:02

Of course, Bye!

TREY: 00:52:04

Toodle PIP.

CHELSEY: 00:52:05

See you lata!

CHELSEY: 00:52:06

.....you never say alligator!

CHELSEY: 00:52:11

Review That Review is an independent podcast, certain names have been redacted

CHELSEY: 00:52:15

Executive Produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by Trey

CHELSEY: 00:52:21

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe

TREY: 00:52:27

Alligator.

CHELSEY: 00:52:27

Ugh.

CHELSEY: 00:52:28

I'm gonna have to talk about Robert in therapy this week.