Episode 111: AirBnB Dog House - 1 Star Review

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Everybody's got an opinion.

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Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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Who's views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you.

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Baby, it's time to REVIEW THAT REVIEW!

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Hello,

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Oh, hello and welcome to Review That Review.

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We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

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reviews.

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that is ChelseyBD Donn,

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That is Trey Gerrald.

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and together we are.

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The Review Queen.

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Trey.

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Would you like to.

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Lodge A Complaint.

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Oh yes, diva.

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Okay.

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'I really need to Lodge A Complaint against people who are going through A'.

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Stop walk.

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What?

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A' Crosswalk.

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crosswalk.

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Okay.

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Yes.

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People who choose to cross at A' stop crosswalk.

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Why can't 'I say this word?

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Okay.

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All right.

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People who choose willy nilly to just leisurely walk through A' crosswalk without any speed behind

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Like 'I don't understand, like 'I don't understand people that have no sense of urgency, period.

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But 'I really do not understand A' lack of awareness that the light has turned

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Yeah.

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You just decide, I'm just gonna be really, really slow.

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Who cares?

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It doesn't matter.

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Nothing takes me from zero to 100 faster than that shit.

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Especially if 'I see someone being like, oh, the light's about to change.

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So they run to the crosswalk and then the middle, as soon as they get to the middle

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I'm like, are you kidding?

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Now's the chance to be murdered.

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Have you ever experienced this?

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Why does it make me so angry?

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It just feels like 'I think.

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It just goes back to the theme of like not being aware of your surroundings and who's around

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God forbid, A' million times.

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You know, she never even touch A' situation close to this, but God forbid somebody hits

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So 'I think that's sort of where it comes from too.

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Cuz you're like, well I'm not gonna move, I'm not even get anywhere near you because 'I don't

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But like 'I have to be more aware.

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And so 'I don't know, just like the social agreement.

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Should be like, I'm the person, I'm gonna walk as fast as 'I can.

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Oh my God.

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The thing is turning green, run, run, run, run, run.

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And that's like the end of it.

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And 'I feel like everyone appreciates that.

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Like even if you are towards the end and you do A' little run, run, run.

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I'm not like mad at that person.

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I'm like, maybe they needed to cross.

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At least they hustled.

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But if you're like not gonna hustle and you want A', nice mosey like Abey Lane,

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is that Oh, the

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The Beatles like thing where they're, you know, like, if that's what you

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Like before we even have the flash, when it's just the walking man, that's when you go 'I.

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If you see the, the hand you wait, you gotta pick A' Lane.

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You know what 'I mean?

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Yeah, it really just bugs me to not care.

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Cuz you can see, you can see when you're walking that now the light perpendicular is red.

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So you know,

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also like the stop thing stops before it turns green, so it's like stop walking

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Yeah.

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There's no ambiguity to this.

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You know that you're being A' dick.

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right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, it makes me

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Or you don't know you're being A' dick.

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Like, 'I think that, that's what I'm feeling more and more is it's, it's

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It's, I'm so unaware.

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I'm so not present.

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It's not even on my wavelength.

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You know, 'I don't think that like these people are just moseying along.

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'I really just think that they're in their own world and they're not thinking

Trey Gerrald: 00:05:09

Well, it could be the two worlds, but I'm, I'm hearing like if someone

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But 'I would not honk if it looks like someone is like, oh, I'm the Queen of Meryl Street,

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And 'I know that you're all stuck behind me because I'm the Queen.

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That makes me like

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'I guess maybe 'I just don't see the Queen that much.

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Hmm.

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Interesting.

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Maybe, maybe there's like A' difference on the coast.

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be also 'I.

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Think there is A' difference on the coast because in La

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you can get A'

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You can get A' ticket for jaywalking.

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So it's not really A' part of the culture, so to speak, to be just like crossing whatever you want.

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The city is like A', walking City, so it's like the Walkers rule, the roost.

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And maybe you're right.

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Now that I'm thinking about it, it is more just like I'm gonna do what 'I want.

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And even when 'I have like New York friends come to LA it'll be A' time where

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And they'll start like running and I'm like girlfriend, like.

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'I.

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Think of the classic 'I.

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Don't know what movie it is, but the guy hitting the cabin, he's like, I'm walking here.

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You know?

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Whereas in the Midwest, what's super interesting, they'll stop, they got A' green light ahead.

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They see A' passenger trying to cross the road.

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They'll just stop.

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Go ahead,

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makes no

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go

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'I don't understand that.

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They, it wasn't like that in the South

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People didn't walk in the South.

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'I.

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Oh no.

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'I don't 'I.

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Have no 'I, have no

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drove through the drive-throughs.

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Mm-hmm.

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Sonic.

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All right.

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That's my Complaint enough on this topic.

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Oh my God.

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'I, love

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Just everyone be aware.

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Okay?

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And it like, if A' huge vehicle can murder and kill you, why don't you just have some

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A' Queen in that situation, but definitely be A' Queen when it comes to reviews.

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ChelseyBD 'I.

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Think it's time for us to,

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Review.

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That, Review,

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As you know, we are your trustee.

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Review Queens.

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We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

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we read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that

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Assess, That, Kvetch.

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And ChelseyBD, it's you this week.

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What have you brought in?

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Well, well, well, Trey, it has been A' while, hasn't it?

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Since we have visited the site, Airbnb hell.com.

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Do you remember when we did that?

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The crazy situation with the Cliff?

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yes.

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'I Do remember this?

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So 'I decided to do A', little Sleuthing and 'I found another review.

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Unfortunately, my least favorite part about this website is that it doesn't have A' name,

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Okay.

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The subject of the review before we name them is Odd Pet Situation.

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Host expects guest to take care of dogs,

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Oh no.

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so

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we call them Dr.

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Doolittle?

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we can call them Dr.

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Doolittle 'I was thinking about titling this whole episode dog doghouse,

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It's A' Dark House.

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so maybe we can call them doghouse.

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Okay,

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Okay, let's call them doghouse.

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Sure.

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So this is A' one-star review from Airbnb hell.com written by doghouse.

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Okay.

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Subject odd pet situation.

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Hosts expect guests to take care of dogs.

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'I will start off by saying that this Airbnb listing did not mention

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So 'I was both shocked and pleasantly surprised.

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'I like animals.

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When 'I saw two small dogs outside on the patio, they were puppies, 'I, don't mind dogs, and

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It turns out the owner was A' live out owner and no one owned the dogs.

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There was one guy who 'I think was supposed to look after the flat and the dogs and serve as

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Sometimes all day, and most of the night

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Hmm.

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'I don't know if this guy had A' job, but while these dogs were getting

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The neighbors would knock on the door and leave notes telling us that the dogs were crying.

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There were three adults in the apartment who gone for most of the day.

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These poor dogs were not getting the best care.

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The other tenant in the apartment and 'I offered to walk them, but they had no leashes.

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Oh my God.

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Cut to later in the week, two people came into the flat to adopt one of the dogs.

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Okay, so the owner breeds dogs and then dumps them in the Airbnb until they can be adopted.

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That's A' pretty shitty thing to do to the dogs.

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There were some other odd things about the place as well.

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The place looked like it was being lived in by someone else entirely.

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The kitchen had random family photos, none of which included the photos of the host.

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There were boxes full of stuff and luggage in the closets.

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The bathrooms were stocked with A', whole bunch of half used toiletries.

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It felt like A' dumping ground, which someone never really moved out of.

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On top of that, the place was on the bottom of A' massive building, which was under construction.

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I'm sure this isn't the worst experience, but it was odd and misleading

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'I.

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There was no transparency and neither the random guy or the host ever explained

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Doghouse.

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Okay, so 'I, remember with Airbnb, hell do they link to the listing

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'I know.

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'I knew you were gonna ask me that.

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No, there's no hyperlink unfortunately.

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And 'I, 'I, you know, 'I did wanna discuss that cuz 'I don't know how that affects

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'I mean it's A'.

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Very upsetting review.

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Like what, what is happening here?

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It also took me A' very long time to sort of figure out that it was an apartment

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Right.

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Yeah, yeah,

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like the neighbors.

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And then it's sort of like the other 'I, like 'I didn't understand what was happening and

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So it makes me think this is like

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This is like you.

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Yes, definitely.

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And then 'I like missed three sentences cuz 'I was like, what the fuck is A'?

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Live out what?

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A' like 'I was like wrapping my brain

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Well, no 'I think they were just saying live out like meaning

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So like this host 'I mean.

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Think about this situation, right?

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You go on Airbnb, you find A' listing.

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It mentions nothing about anyone else inhabiting the space.

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There's pictures, whatever.

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You see the photo of the host and the first thing that you see are

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Like 'I would be both delighted cuz 'I love puppies, but also like who's taking

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Like is somebody else gonna walk in?

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Like what is the story?

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And also like the dogs are being fed and watered by who?

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And then who is the random family?

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'I don't know,

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It, it like made me think first of all, like those photos that are like

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Also for A' sake of clarity, this apartment, so the dogs are in A' back patio.

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They were puppies, which also like you don't walk puppies Donn.

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Don't know if like dog house didn't know that, but like that could be the reason

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So you don't just walk A' puppy.

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Clearly these dogs are neglected.

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That's goes

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That's clear.

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Yes.

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'I mean.

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The whole premise of this is so absurd.

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Like it goes without saying like, can you imagine checking into an

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Like, what the

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fuck, 'I,

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the fuck?

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makes no sense to me.

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It doesn't make sense.

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There's definitely some pieces from the narrative that 'I feel like are missing.

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The doghouse didn't do the best job at sort of leading the transition.

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You know, they're saying things like the attendant was not available, but sometimes available.

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So 'I wanna know, like, did you confront them?

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Also, the neighbors like, now I'm understanding it's an apartment complex,

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'I.

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Don't think that the, for the record, 'I, don't think that these dogs are

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Think maybe there's like A' dog door that takes 'em out to the back patio where they probably pee.

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Also, how long was Doghouses stay?

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They didn't tell us.

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that's another thing cuz I'm wondering like, God forbid, what if you

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And forgot to get like 'I don't under, like 'I don't understand the whole narrative

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and then, oh yeah, then they say, so this was also, doesn't make sense cuz first

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Then they say there were three adults in the apartment who gone for most of the day.

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right?

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What

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Is this A' room in A', like in an apartment?

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maybe it is A' room in an

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Which like in that case it's, it's still weird, but it's A' little bit

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Oh,

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entering into like A' four bedroom apartment where one of the bedrooms they rent

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wait.

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Maybe it is that.

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But then also like the neighbors are slipping notes and then they say that the other person,

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But then 'I am so there are so many critical details

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That are missing.

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left out.

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'I think so.

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if you're at the bottom and there's A', lot of construction, like on the higher

Chelsey Donn: 00:15:56

Well, they're not complaining about that.

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You know what 'I mean?

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They're just saying like they're just mentioning it.

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It sounds like the real point of confusion for me is the random dog.

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And then the three other people living in the apartment.

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And is the random guy one of the three other roommates, are they roommates?

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wait.

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And then also this whole conversation about the family pictures and the half

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:25

Yeah.

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I'm so confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:28

Well, right.

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The like half used lotion and toiletries, which it's like if they're just renting A'

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:41

Right.

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You wouldn't think it was A' dumping zone if there's other roommates,

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:44

But if they're, but if they're doing an en suite, wouldn't 'I just think it's

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:52

I'm confused.

Chelsey Donn: 00:16:53

Mm.

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Getting more and more confused as we go.

Trey Gerrald: 00:16:56

But what is valuable u unique information here for me is like you've

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for this

Trey Gerrald: 00:17:08

Yeah, cuz doghouse said like they didn't even say that there

Chelsey Donn: 00:17:14

Listen, it depends on how we're taking this review.

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'I would think, if I'm using this as A', my recommendation, if 'I were to rent out an Airbnb,

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Even if it's not in the listing.

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And I'm also curious here, like if 'I found myself in this circumstance, would 'I

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'I?

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It's 'I.

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Feel like the animals are endangered here.

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Like this is like,

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'I mean 'I.

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Think that's what they're making us feel like.

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On the one hand, and 'I don't mean to be insensitive cuz you know 'I love dogs, but

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A'.

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Hundred percent.

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Like the dogs are getting fed, the dogs are drinking water.

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If they're out on the patio, then maybe there's like A' grass patch out on the patio and

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And then like there are.

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Three other roommates, so like should two puppies, which again, we don't know how old these puppies

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:17

You're A' puppy through 'I.

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Guess like age one, right?

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Should these puppies be left?

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You know, willy-nilly in the apartment, having the spaces, an Airbnb

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:27

No, but are they like in immediate danger?

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To the degree that we're being told.

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'I, don't know.

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'I, just think it's more of A' bizarre situation.

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And 'I just want more, even though like they end the review by saying, like,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:46

'I just want more of like, where is the, like the urgency is like, oh,

Chelsey Donn: 00:18:52

But I'm not feeling the urgency of like, of course, like 'I would

Trey Gerrald: 00:18:58

So do you think that doghouse is being truthful or do

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:03

'I don't know 'I, mean 'I think they're being truthful because it sounds like

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:09

But 'I don't know if their truth is everybody's truth.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:13

'I don't know

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:14

cuz 'I feel like they are being truthful.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:16

But can you be truthful if you're lying by omission like 'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:20

Feel like there's

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:21

know.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:21

That's the question.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:22

And then what about spelling, grammar,

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:24

Just like that one error

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:27

right?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:27

But

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:27

But that was kind of A' critical point of the review

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:30

yes.

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:31

And if we are missing so much of the narrative, like do 'I consider that and spelling, grammar

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:37

'I?

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:37

Don't know

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:38

'I think that by the rules of like storytelling and

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:43

grading this as an essay.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:44

'I would say you're missing A' chunk of the narrative.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:47

So yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:19:48

Then 'I guess in this case, if we're gonna think about spelling and grammar as like

Trey Gerrald: 00:19:55

I'm really sitting on two sides here because 'I feel like if this

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:01

Much different

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:02

Correct,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:03

getting one of the rooms inside of A' multi bedroom

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:07

correct.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:07

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:08

Because then 'I don't necessarily think the dogs are your responsibility, but if you're renting

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:26

say, this is, this is one of the most atypical reviews we've ever,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:33

Now, are you entertained

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:35

Am 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:36

Just wish they would've shared it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:38

A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:38

Little bit better.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:39

'I don't know if I'm entertained or if I'm concerned.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:42

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:42

But either way, 'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:44

Think 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:45

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:45

caught up.

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:47

Well, my energy is definitely different than it was before Doghouses review.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:53

'I definitely think we have to say like it's captivating,

Trey Gerrald: 00:20:57

'I need to know what happened.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:58

know more.

Chelsey Donn: 00:20:59

I'm also frustrated cuz 'I feel like 'I don't know everything.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:03

'I might take some crowns off for the irresponsibility of not linking to the post

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:10

post.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:11

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:12

All right, 'I, think I'm ready to crown doghouse.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:15

Are you?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:16

'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:16

Think 'I Am too.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:17

Okay, let's do it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:17

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:22

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

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The Queens are Tabulating

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tow school.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:37

Oh my goodness.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:38

Two

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:38

Whoa.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:39

Two crowns.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:40

The Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:42

'I love when that happens.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:43

All right, Trey, you start us off.

Chelsey Donn: 00:21:45

Why two crowns for doghouse?

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:47

'I mean 'I almost said one crown.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:49

But even though 'I can't apply this to A' specific listing, 'I don't think 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:55

It would have been my listing anyway cuz they say flat, which makes me think it's uk.

Trey Gerrald: 00:21:58

I've never been to the uk So, but 'I think what I'm taking away from it is perhaps this is

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:07

Totally

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:08

Because you just never know what someone is trying to conceal, especially

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:14

today.

Chelsey Donn: 00:22:15

Don't trust anybody.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:16

But then 'I also think like, okay, so given what we are given, what is the impact?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:21

And 'I do think the doghouse dropped the ball on A' lot of occasions to where 'I can't really

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:29

Here, 'I need to know is this A' single room?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:32

Is this A' private apartment?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:35

What's going on with the patio?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:37

You say they're small like puppies, but like who is the attendant?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:41

What do you mean the attendant has A' job?

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:42

Like what 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:44

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:44

And 'I just 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:45

There's so much confusion.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:47

'I, don't think I've ever felt this confused before.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:50

And we are A' hundred and 11 episodes in So doghouse, you're doing pretty good work there.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:55

But ultimately the impact is like 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:22:58

Just let me just like get A' Hyatt or something.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:01

Anyway, that's why it's A' Two Crowns.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:03

'I am I'm definitely emotionally impacted by this though.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:07

ChelseyBD, why did you say to Crowns 'I?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:09

That's exactly it.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:10

It's the emotional investment for me that the two crowns are coming from.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:14

Like I'm glad 'I read the review because 'I think it's interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:17

It definitely popped out for me like, oh wow, this is A' scenario that I've never heard of before.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:23

Right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:24

So 'I think it's captivating and that's where the two crowns are coming from, but also

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:34

'I have to fill in A'.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:35

Lot of the gaps, right?

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:37

And 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:38

Do think the doghouse dropped the ball there, which is A' Huge portion

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:45

Queen.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:45

So just two crowns for me, but interesting.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:48

Review

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:48

'I mean, baffling, baffling, baffling.

Trey Gerrald: 00:23:53

My dogs are barking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:55

A' Dog's A', bargain barking.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:57

Trey 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:23:57

Think we've reached the most regal portion of our show.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:00

Who are you inducting for?

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My, Royal, Highness.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:05

All right, so as we have discussed on this show in the recent past,

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:19

It's all confusing to me, and in that 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:22

'I found this very interesting documentary that was released in 2021, but 'I want to bring

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:45

So this documentary is called 15 Minutes of Shame, 'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

'I.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:50

Think I've watched that.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:52

'I actually was talking about it last week.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:54

No way.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:55

'I was to, yeah.

Chelsey Donn: 00:24:56

Anyway, continue

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:57

All right.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:57

So 15 minutes of shame.

Trey Gerrald: 00:24:59

This is like the little, like one sentence synopsis, Monica Lewinsky 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:03

And filmmaker Max Joseph, who is like the gray-haired guy from the TV show.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:07

Catfish, examine the human price of public shaming and cyber harassment, profiling people who have

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:24

So 'I was sort of, you know, intrigued by the title, and I'm obsessed with Monica Lewinsky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:29

'I am like, so for that, Like, what would 'I say that re-examination

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:34

The rebranding.

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:36

done to her and you know, like

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:38

That we're finally waking up to the fo the, the fact that we

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:45

Also how like 'I, just remember when that Ted Talk came out

Chelsey Donn: 00:25:49

Yes,

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:49

and, and then that like Vanity Fair article or some article came out and

Trey Gerrald: 00:25:56

He, Monica Lewinsky all on my gown or dress or whatever the lyric is, and Monica

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:16

Little aside the point, but obviously Monica Lewinsky comes to this documentary

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:26

Villainized as the

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:28

enemy number one in this world of the internet because they released the

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:34

So anyway, the documentary follows like five different people who

Chelsey Donn: 00:26:42

many of them you probably know or you've heard.

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:45

of Cancel Culture and two of them explicitly have been cleared

Trey Gerrald: 00:26:56

But because this was released in 2021, the cases feel very close to us.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:02

Like, like, like, like you're saying, like you know them.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:04

It's not like this was 15 years ago or that this was Monica Lewinsky.

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:07

It's

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:08

Yeah, like there's stories you heard and you have A' narrative and

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:21

So like on the surface level, it really is examining like what is the impact

Chelsey Donn: 00:27:33

And there's like not the presumption of innocence or not the presumption

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:40

And 'I think the documentary does A' really great job of interviewing true

Trey Gerrald: 00:27:52

They do A', really compelling job in presenting where are we heading in

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:05

And the whole title, 15 minutes of Shame.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:08

It's sort of A' play on the fact that Andy Warhol said in the future

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:15

And then the flip of that is everyone will have 15 minutes of Amity 'I.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:22

Now we're all just on the internet and our lives are exposed, like our

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:29

So anyway, 'I would highly implore you this.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:32

This entire episode has been A' little serious, but 'I would implore you if you're interested.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:36

It's not like A' depressing documentary, it's just A'.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:39

Really insightful sort of examining of.

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:41

How do you contribute to like where we're headed in this culture that's just feeding, animosity and

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:51

It's just really fascinating and kudos to Monica Lewinsky and Max

Trey Gerrald: 00:28:57

'I haven't been able to stop thinking about it and 'I watched it several days ago.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:00

But

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:01

'I watched it

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:01

all of those

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:02

years ago.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:03

'I watched it when it first came out and 'I was literally talking about it last week.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:07

That's crazy.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:08

So 'I must induct 15 minutes of shame.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:11

You can watch it on Max and for that reason you are My Royal Highness this week.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:18

Wow.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:19

Great induction, Trey.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:20

Very, very good.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:21

Why thank you.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:22

Well, that's it.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:23

That's been our 15 minutes of shame.

Trey Gerrald: 00:29:25

We did A' Queen, another round on the R Ru A' RQ Ferris Wheel of look at those poppies.

Chelsey Donn: 00:29:30

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Chelsey Donn: 00:29:33

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Okay,

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Chelsey Donn: 00:30:33

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Think I'm seeing A' bulge, um, over there in the corner.

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Significant bulge.

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Good for you.

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And find out what made Trey say.

Trey Gerrald: 00:30:44

And so then we just started making jokes about how like we were gonna be murdered.

Chelsey Donn: 00:30:48

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Chelsey Donn: 00:31:26

It's interesting cuz 'I feel like the theme of this

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:29

Like is doghouse fake news?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:31

I'm,

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:32

Is doghouse the victim or is doghouse the perpetrator?

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:37

I'm so worried about those dogs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:39

about the dogs.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:40

The dogs are the victims at the end of the day.

Trey Gerrald: 00:31:43

yes.

Chelsey Donn: 00:31:44

Yeah.